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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Gigantis » Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:26 pm

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby goji89 » Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:24 pm

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


Eh, well you did bring it to the right place. People here deserve this.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:56 pm

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


Yeah, why ruin a good character by combining him with MV King Ghidorah?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:34 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:Yeah, why ruin a good character by combining him with MV King Ghidorah?

As if anything at this point could ruin Sans. His own fandom, considered among the absolute worst, couldn't ruin him, what hope do they have?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:22 am

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?

I like Sans and Undertale, I like Ghidorah, but I hate this. I think in general I hate pointless pop culture mash-ups in general.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:06 am

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


Kevin's real name is San.

San.

Sans.


Not excusing this just trying to explain where this thought process could come from.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:37 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:
ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


Kevin's real name is San.

San.

Sans.


Not excusing this just trying to explain where this thought process could come from.

We gotta name Ghidorah's heads in Japanese because it's a Japanese monster...
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby SuperPawnageGigan » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:36 am

I call san Kevin. I don't support the meme i just like the name kevin.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Dino-Mario » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:47 pm

ManuJM1997 wrote:Image

...Why?
Just, why?


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Postby Noble Saber » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:54 pm

SuperPawnageGigan wrote:I call san Kevin. I don't support the meme i just like the name kevin.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LockBite » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:06 pm

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_JNavs_ wrote:Because.... he was making a westernized film?

Ah, is that why the film sports such a pro-nuke message?

Calling KOTM “pro-nuke” isn’t far off from calling the original Gojira pro-nuke. Both show the detonation of a superweapon as a necessary evil in order to save the world. If we say that KOTM supports nuclear weapons, then by the same logic, we have to say Ishiro Honda’s original film does as well.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:12 pm

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Orichalcum wrote:
_JNavs_ wrote:Because.... he was making a westernized film?

Ah, is that why the film sports such a pro-nuke message?

Calling KOTM “pro-nuke” isn’t far off from calling the original Gojira pro-nuke. Both show the detonation of a superweapon as a necessary evil in order to save the world. If we say that KOTM supports nuclear weapons, then by the same logic, we have to say Ishiro Honda’s original film does as well.

Nope. Not even close. Nice try though.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LockBite » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:33 pm

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Orichalcum wrote:Ah, is that why the film sports such a pro-nuke message?

Calling KOTM “pro-nuke” isn’t far off from calling the original Gojira pro-nuke. Both show the detonation of a superweapon as a necessary evil in order to save the world. If we say that KOTM supports nuclear weapons, then by the same logic, we have to say Ishiro Honda’s original film does as well.

Nope. Not even close. Nice try though.

Please elaborate.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Jetty_Jags » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:37 pm

Did you miss the whole climax where the scientist sacrifices himself so that the world's next super weapon can never surface? I don't really think its arguing for the greater good of nukes.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LockBite » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:43 pm

Jetty_Jags wrote:Did you miss the whole climax where the scientist sacrifices himself so that the world's next super weapon can never surface? I don't really think its arguing for the greater good of nukes.

Clearly it isn’t, and that’s my point. Serizawa detonates the nuke knowing that none of this poop would be happening if humanity could contain its arrogance.

EDIT: Let’s continue this in the “Heroic Godzilla” MV thread. I should’ve searched for that before digging up an old quote in this thread. My bad :-x
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:21 pm

This YouTube channel. This skreeonking YouTube channel. That's all I'm saying:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjVtsQ ... k2Q/videos

I swear there were more Godzilla videos. He must've deleted some.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby AllosaurHell » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:32 pm

I've mentioned it before and I'll say it again, Alteori is the biggest cringe in the Godzilla fandom and her thumbnails and titles are so misleading, she recently uploaded a video about "Powerful Monsterverse Kaiju" or something close to that but she put Shin Godzilla's third form as the thumbnail... She seriously needs to get a reality check and stop making videos already, I'm shocked she has that many fans to be honest and how anyone can defend her is beyond me.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby SoggyNoodles2016 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:45 pm

AllosaurHell wrote:I've mentioned it before and I'll say it again, Alteori is the biggest cringe in the Godzilla fandom and her thumbnails and titles are so misleading, she recently uploaded a video about "Powerful Monsterverse Kaiju" or something close to that but she put Shin Godzilla's third form as the thumbnail... She seriously needs to get a reality check and stop making videos already, I'm shocked she has that many fans to be honest and how anyone can defend her is beyond me.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby AllosaurHell » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:47 pm

SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:
AllosaurHell wrote:I've mentioned it before and I'll say it again, Alteori is the biggest cringe in the Godzilla fandom and her thumbnails and titles are so misleading, she recently uploaded a video about "Powerful Monsterverse Kaiju" or something close to that but she put Shin Godzilla's third form as the thumbnail... She seriously needs to get a reality check and stop making videos already, I'm shocked she has that many fans to be honest and how anyone can defend her is beyond me.


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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:05 pm

AllosaurHell wrote:I've mentioned it before and I'll say it again, Alteori is the biggest cringe in the Godzilla fandom and her thumbnails and titles are so misleading, she recently uploaded a video about "Powerful Monsterverse Kaiju" or something close to that but she put Shin Godzilla's third form as the thumbnail... She seriously needs to get a reality check and stop making videos already, I'm shocked she has that many fans to be honest and how anyone can defend her is beyond me.

You and I had this exact conversation a few months ago. Funny how history repeats itself as long as those idiots remain.
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