Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
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Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
A topic that randomly came up in YouTube comments I was interested to see responses on.
Uber Jason
vs
Thanos (more specificly MCU's incarnation)
Weird matchup but still kind of interesting to think about.
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Rules: Thanos has the 4 Infinity Stones he had for most of the film (Space, Reality, Power and Soul)
Abstaining because I don't know enough about Uber Jason to comment and I think Thanos is unbeatable in a story context.
Uber Jason
vs
Thanos (more specificly MCU's incarnation)
Weird matchup but still kind of interesting to think about.
Arena: Titan
Rules: Thanos has the 4 Infinity Stones he had for most of the film (Space, Reality, Power and Soul)
Abstaining because I don't know enough about Uber Jason to comment and I think Thanos is unbeatable in a story context.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Dude, mismatch. Thanos curbstomps Jason, even without the Infinity Stones.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Thanos immediately flexes his knuckles and melts, burns, disintegrates, etc. Jason.
If he didn't have any stones it could be a decent fight, but the stones are literally world-breaking. Completely one-sided.
If he didn't have any stones it could be a decent fight, but the stones are literally world-breaking. Completely one-sided.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Besides Jason constantly loses to teenagers all the time. Stones or not Thanos would stomp him.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.
So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Thanos is adept at combat and has been training for most of his life. He was easily able to subdue the Hulk, a known powerhouse.SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.
So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
Jason is mostly slow moving and relies more on power than strategy. But I think Thanos has the combat knowledge to easily avoid his strikes and incapacitate him without much fuss.
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Thanos was strong enough to quickly take down Hulk, who's far above Jason.SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.
So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
UltramanGoji wrote:Thanos is adept at combat and has been training for most of his life. He was easily able to subdue the Hulk, a known powerhouse.SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Yeah, kinda had a feeling this was gonna be the outcome. Just a crazy idea for a FM.
So, curious question: what if Thanos had no stones? Still win or no?
Jason is mostly slow moving and relies more on power than strategy. But I think Thanos has the combat knowledge to easily avoid his strikes and incapacitate him without much fuss.
Agree with most of this, but I gotta say I don't think beating Hulk is an example of Thanos's strength.Kiryu2012 wrote:Thanos was strong enough to quickly take down Hulk, who's far above Jason.
Remember, at that point in the movie, Thanos had the Power Stone, a reality altering gem with the express purpose of strenghting those who could wield it (as well as some fun lasers). While I don't doubt Thanos could beat Hulk, I feel like judging his strength from that doesn't really work.
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The Power Stone glowed whenever Thanos used it; it wasn't glowing during his fight with Hulk.
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
I forgot about that.Kiryu2012 wrote:The Power Stone glowed whenever Thanos used it; it wasn't glowing during his fight with Hulk.
Jason's fucking dead.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
He only has four stones. Not all six.Breakdown wrote:Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
And of course, Jason would just show up totally fine in the sequel.Maritonic wrote:He only has four stones. Not all six.Breakdown wrote:Can't Thanos literally delete Jason from existence with all the stones?
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
You might want to reconsider the use of the reality stone. With it, Thanos has transmutation powers, spelling Jason's defeat when he turns him into whatever he wants.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Thanos (MCU)
What if Thanos makes a mistake with his reality stone and transforms Jason into a being upon whom infinity stones do not work. Like when Ray accidentally thinks of the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters.
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