Describe Millennium Movie Plots Badly

[Tarbosaurus]

Inspired by Tarbosaurus ( http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/member ... file&u=404 ).

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I am proud. I was gonna make a thread eventually, just had to take time to come up with funny labels.

Godzilla 2000: Toho decides they can't let Dean and Roland out-do Banno in spitting on Tanaka's grave.

Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has a Hurricane Ryu move!

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah, Giant Movie Names All Out Attack: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has a edgy zombies and OC Donut-Steel Ghidorahs!

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has Evangelion!

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S: Mr. Tanaka's ghost pimp smacks continuity back into the franchise for the briefest of moments

Godzilla: Final Wars: EPCOT reveals its true colors as someone turns the story mode of "Destroy All Monsters - Melee!" into a "story"



Godzilla (2014): The true origins of Quicksilver's powers given Marvel can't say the word Mutant anymore

Kong: Skull Island: Millions of fools who leave before the credits exit the theater saying, "Man, I wish this was in series with that Godzilla film!"

Shin Godzilla: Ano talks smack about politics while a malformed Pokemon just kinda wanders around before Ano reminds us he's king of the WTF ending

[BlueGojira]

Inspired by Tarbosaurus ( http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/member ... file&u=404 ).

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I am proud. I was gonna make a thread eventually, just had to take time to come up with funny labels.

Godzilla 2000: Toho decides they can't let Dean and Roland out-do Banno in spitting on Tanaka's grave.

Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has a Hurricane Ryu move!

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah, Giant Movie Names All Out Attack: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has a edgy zombies and OC Donut-Steel Ghidorahs!

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Sequel to the original because all other movies must be crap, a true sequel has Evangelion!

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S: Mr. Tanaka's ghost pimp smacks continuity back into the franchise for the briefest of moments

Godzilla: Final Wars: EPCOT reveals its true colors as someone turns the story mode of "Destroy All Monsters - Melee!" into a "story"




Godzilla (2014): The true origins of Quicksilver's powers given Marvel can't say the word Mutant anymore

Kong: Skull Island: Millions of fools who leave before the credits exit the theater saying, "Man, I wish this was in series with that Godzilla film!"

Shin Godzilla: Ano talks smack about politics while a malformed Pokemon just kinda wanders around before Ano reminds us he's king of the WTF ending

Thank you, these descriptions are really funny!

If you want, I can edit the original post and add a section below with all of your descriptions.

[LamangoKaijura]

Godzilla Final Wars:

[CyberZilla]

Godzilla fights a refrigerator version of himself for one movie, then the second one has a moth helping the fridge which is reoutfitted into a toaster.

I say he's a fridge because of the absolute zero cannon, bit of a stretch but meh.

[godzillafan1954]

Godzilla 2000: Millennium: Katagiri!!!!!!!!
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: That's a big dragonfly.
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack: Great. Now Godzilla is possessed.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: "Say, you kinda look like me."
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S: Mothra told you guys to put those bones back where they came from.
Godzilla: Final Wars: Godzilla X Independence Day X X-Men

[edgaguirus]

Godzilla 2000- Godzilla fights a flying rock.
G vs Megaguirus- Create a weapon to kill Godzilla, and get another monster.
GFW- Destroy all Monsters meets Monster Zero.

[Mini-Godzilla]

Godzilla 2000 -- Toho retaliates against the disappointing American Godzilla film by ripping off Steven Spielberg films.

Godzilla x Megaguirus -- The Heisei series reimagined as something even more muddled and incomprehensible.

Giant Monsters All-Out Attack -- The director of the brilliant Gamera trilogy asks, "What would happen if we made the silliest, most cartoonish monster movie possible, but threw in the occasional shocked reaction to faceless characters dying and a pretentious WWII reference or two?"

Godzilla x Mechagodzilla -- Hey, you wanna watch Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla '93 and Godzilla x Megaguirus at the same time?

Tokyo S.O.S. -- Hey, you wanna watch Mothra vs. Godzilla and Godzilla x Mechagodzilla at the same time?

Final Wars -- The Showa series reimagined as something even more muddled and incomprehensible.

[Kaltes-Herzeleid]

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Rebuild of Mechagodzilla: This is (Not) Evangelion

[godzillafan1954]

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Rebuild of Mechagodzilla: This is (Not) Evangelion

That should be Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.: Rebuild of Mechagodzilla: This is (Not) Evangelion

[cmdmstudios]

Godzilla 2000: Aliens oversleep and turn out to be rude guests when they awaken.
Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Insect infestation gets in the way of black hole experiments.
GMK: Woman investigates mysterious old man while her father fights the return of his parents' murderer.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Depressed woman fights to fit in as she pilots a dysfunctional robot.
Godzilla: Tokyo SOS: Been there, done that.
Godzilla Final Wars: Did someone say leather and spandex?

[szmigiel]

Alien wants to be Godzilla, then regrets it almost immediately.

Insect queen tastes Godzilla’s mojo and craves more, meanwhile the military wants to throw black holes at him.

Crazy old man tries to awaken three monsters to stop the angry spirits of the fallen victims of WWII in Pacific from destroying Japan.

Godzilla patiently waits for the military to build his robot double around the bones of his ancestor.

Mothra tells the Japan the whole reason Godzilla keeps attacking is because they took the bones of his ancestor.

As a matter of pride, an overconfident captain releases the most destructive weapon on Earth, to fight a cocky out of towner and his monsters.

[tenup]

Godzilla 2000: After Godzilla's egg hatches in NYC, the monster swims to Japan for some reason where it mutates into a super saiyan and attacks Tokyo. And if one monster attacking a city isn't enough how about a low budget independence day style invasion complete with a giant space ship and alien? Oh yeah get ready to crumble.

[godzillafan1954]

Godzilla 2000: After Godzilla's egg hatches in NYC, the monster swims to Japan for some reason where it mutates into a super saiyan and attacks Tokyo. And if one monster attacking a city isn't enough how about a low budget independence day style invasion complete with a giant space ship and alien? Oh yeah get ready to crumble.

Did we watch the same movie?

[tenup]

Godzilla 2000: After Godzilla's egg hatches in NYC, the monster swims to Japan for some reason where it mutates into a super saiyan and attacks Tokyo. And if one monster attacking a city isn't enough how about a low budget independence day style invasion complete with a giant space ship and alien? Oh yeah get ready to crumble.

Did we watch the same movie?

This plot description is coming from the perspective of someone who thinks Godzilla 2000 is a direct sequel to Tristars 98 film.

[edgaguirus]

GMK- Kaiju wake up from long naps just to get killed by a possessed Godzilla.

[RamshackleRanger]

GMK- Kaiju wake up from long naps just to get killed by a possessed Godzilla.

I mean... Thats a pretty good description, actually.

[BlacktimusPrime]

Final Wars: Da skreeonk is this @!$#!?

[KaijuCanuck]

Final Wars: It's... I don't even... it's a Godzilla movie.

[Andrew the Gojifan]

This is where the fun begins. Here we go:

Godzilla 2000: GODZILAAAAAAA! KATAGIRIIIIIIIII!

Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Some bugs appear and try to attack Godzilla who is being attacked by black holes made by the military to make go up his own ... . Now there's a bigger bug attacking Godzilla.

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah : Giant Monsters All-Out Attack: Toho decides that they don't like Anguirus and Varan after all and make Ghidorah a good guy. Godzilla is now OP because he's possesed or something.

Godzilla against Mechagodzilla: You killed some guys? Here, drive our newest anti-Godzilla weapon that will go berserk.

Godzilla, Mothra, Mechagodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S : There's a new pilot for Kiryu, but Mothra thinks Kiryu is a bad idea, then she gets killed and Godzilla is grounded in the Japan Trench indefinetly

Godzilla: Final Wars: Godzilla goes on such a huge killing spree that it's not even funny

Chousei Kantai Sazer-X the Movie: Fight! Star Warriors/ Super Fleet Sazer-X the Movie: Fight! Star Warriors: Some kid thinks his planet was destroyed by the earthlings but now there are Bosquitoes everywhere, then they merge into a two headed dragon(even though every other toho dragon is either Orochi or a Ghidorah). The Gotengo also makes an appereance.

[Lain Of The Wired]

Godzilla 2000- Godzilla learns to deal with his xenophobia...

Godzilla X. Megaguirus- Godzilla goes camping and forgets the bug spray

GMK- Godzilla explores his sexuality by allowing thousands of dead guys to enter his body

Godzilla X. Mechagodzilla- Godzilla's grandpa gives him the "cold-shoulder"

Godzilla: Tokyo SoS- Mothra sticks her nose where it doesn't belong

Godzilla: Final Wars- "We're gonna throw in a bunch of Showa references, and call it a homage, and every 10 year old is gonna eat it up!"