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Probably blind monke (those eyes are cloudy as fuck)

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Salunga has same height and weight as Showa King Kong.
2021 Kong, but no axe.
Salunga is as seen in the finale.
Assume the electricity around Salunga was just from the machine instead of a power.

Verdict: Salunga has the most durability but he's playing a dangerous game as his electricity(if that IS electricity? I'm not sure) will definitely empower Showa. LPG beats them both in strength though, but idk how the electricity will affect them?

Yeah, I'm gonna abstain.
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I’m still not entirely sure if Salunga himself is making the electricity or if it’s coming off of the machinery he’s prying apart.

We don’t see Salunga fight another kaiju, but it’s clear he is rather strong. Shaking the massive doors over his chamber, and later him prying open the top of the chamber of SHIVA and ripping into the super calculator itself. The major thing that benefits him is how damn durable he is and how hard it is to kill him, given he got impaled all over his body twice, some going into the skull, and was only hindered by the fact the spikes were keeping him in place.

If he does have electricity, I’ll lean him due to that letting him be able to beat MV Kong before the latter’s able to pummel him into incapacitation. Showa Kong supercharged probably wouldn’t be able to do much to Salunga, because why would a monster who can channel electricity through their body be affected by another monster’s electricity, much less his own electricity used by someone else. Plus, charged Showa Kong would just make life even harder for MV Kong.

If not and Salunga is pure tooth and claw, I’m torn between him and MV Kong just due to how strong, hardy, and agile MV Kong is.
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GodzillavsRayquaza wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:47 pm I’m still not entirely sure if Salunga himself is making the electricity or if it’s coming off of the machinery he’s prying apart.
Yeah, this is gonna be an issue, the more I think on it.


I am officially editing the rules (forbidden I know but early enough it won't affect the match) that he has no electricity and it's just the machine.
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I feel like it would be easier to make a verdict for this once Season 2 of Singular Point happens (it most likely will at this rate and it's more likely Salunga will fight some other monsters there) but for the moment, i think it's gonna start with Showa Kong getting wrecked first since he's up against two other monke's who know how to use sheer brute force more than he does. From there it's really just a guess of whether or not MV Kong can blitz Salunga, or Salunga just uses his might to rip Kong apart. But again, it's too early to tell.
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Salunga mauls Showa Kong to death first, he's a non-factor here.
The fun fight is him vs MV Kong. Which, honestly? Without his axe, Kong loses his best shot of putting Salunga down, and we saw Salunga get torn apart two times by those red crystals, even once through his BRAIN, so he's a tough little shit. Kong is strong though, so he could score the win, but Salunga is going to make him work for it.
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Moth wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:47 pm Salunga mauls Showa Kong to death first, he's a non-factor here.
The fun fight is him vs MV Kong. Which, honestly? Without his axe, Kong loses his best shot of putting Salunga down, and we saw Salunga get torn apart two times by those red crystals, even once through his BRAIN, so he's a tough little shit. Kong is strong though, so he could score the win, but Salunga is going to make him work for it.
Agreed.

Aside from straight up refusing to die, he's also pretty god damn strong. He was able to lift a massive metal hatch much bigger than himself with little effort. Even with his axe MV Kong would be hard pressed to do any lasting damage. If getting skewered through nearly every inch of his body on two separate occasions didn't kill him, I doubt Kong's axe will.


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Upon watching a clip, the electricity does appear to be coming from Salunga, as seems.to be coming from his horn and hands.
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Hmmmmmmm.

Damn it, this is gonna drive me nuts lmao
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