Describe a K.W.C. Kaiju Badly
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Describe a K.W.C. Kaiju Badly
Figured I'd give the "Describe a K.W.C. Match Badly" thread a sister thread. Title says it all only with the Kaijus in the roster so far. I'll start.
Naruto of the K.W.C.
AND GO!!!!
Naruto of the K.W.C.
AND GO!!!!
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He just wants to deliever that pizza.
When will he ever grow up and accept his loss?
His head looks like a rice farmer hat.
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Never gonna win a match...
Never gonna get a win...
Never gonna run around and...
win anything!
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is that so...?GodzillavsZilla wrote:{Wargilgar}
Never gonna win a match...
{Spyler}
Never gonna get a win...
{Zandora}
Never gonna run around and...
{Jikiro}
win anything!
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Battra, except giving humanity a chance.
If Donkey Kong and Homer Simpson had a child.
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Montecristo's rejected mascot.
Walking Crab (shrimp?) cakes.
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Thanos of KWC.
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Goku of KWC
Out of a roster that consist of 13 monsters who can regenerate from anything, at least 5 super weapons, and 10 actual gods, the most powerful is a jellyfish that doesn't like bees.
Another one.
Another one.
Another one
Another one.
Fuck, go back.
And coming soon...….
Another one.
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Hold on,gimme a sec to fix my comment.
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IF HE DIEEEEEEEEEEES. IN HIS MAAAAAAAAAATCH. I WILL LAAAAAAAUGH.SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: * Heisei Goji*
Goku of KWC
*Goji Junior*
Another one
*Goji Murica edition
Another one
*Showa Goji but not really*
Another one.
*Gojisaurus*
skreeonk, go back.
And coming soon...….
*Shin Goji*
Another one.
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Behold, the new Monsterverse trio!
(thanks to KaijuX for the inspiration for that last one )
(thanks to KaijuX for the inspiration for that last one )
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Bad Gabara knockoff
Bad Minilla knockoff
Literally just Space Godzilla, except unlike the real one, he's not cool at all.
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A rotund flasher.
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Aw come on, who peed on my Anguirus ice sculpture!?
And the award to most overrated kaiju on the roster goes to...
The result when someone tried to make a dinosaur model out of spare pieces of metal he found.
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"Look Ma! I'm gonna be all the animals now!"
Frozen as a statue.
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Spiky puppy fights gods though sheer "fuck you" energy.
Spiky puppy fights gods though sheer "fuck you" energy: Lemon Sherbert Variant.
Munchies: kaiju edition
I have no clue what is happening but I hate it so I'm gonna nuke it.
The Invisible Man(tis)
HA HA HA! IT'S A GIRAFFE
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HORY FUUUGIN SHIET
IT'S A DI-NO-SAUR
HORY SHIEEEET
WAT
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HORY FUUUGIN SHIET
IT'S A DI-NO-SAUR
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And now, a special edition of Describe a KWC Kaiju Badly.
A special presenatiton from Noodles's Production.
Describe a KWC Kaiju Badly: The Musical.
(anyone who doesn't get this is going on my foe lists)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes I did spend too much time on this.
A special presenatiton from Noodles's Production.
Describe a KWC Kaiju Badly: The Musical.
Powers: Flight; tentacles; corrosive body; vacuum-like suction; animated severed tissue
(anyone who doesn't get this is going on my foe lists)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes I did spend too much time on this.
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^ That whole thing was great, but the Shin Godzilla bit was especially great.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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