Describe A K.W.C. Match Badly
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Match 121: Mothra Edition
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^ Oh my goodness, the Megalon one just freakin' killed me. Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?
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I think he meant match 121.KaijuX wrote: Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
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Ah, right, right. Sorry, really tired today. XDGodzillavsRayquaza wrote:I think he meant match 121.KaijuX wrote: Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?Spoiler:
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I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matchesSoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
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Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok.Saltmons wrote:I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matchesSoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
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You're gonna jinx it and he'll be in the next match.UltimateDitto wrote:Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok.Saltmons wrote:I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matchesSoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
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DUDE! SAME!Saltmons wrote:I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matchesSoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
Like I get it that there's like a schedule or if it’s someone’s decision to decide on which match gets uploaded to the main site, but this is starting to get a bit ridiculous for how many matches Monster X is getting while Ghidorah (Heisei) (you know, the second or third most iconic monster in the Godzilla series) doesn’t get a new match uploaded since his return.
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My point is that Gigan has been vastly overused before then, especially since 99.9999999% of the time not only does he lose, but you also know he's gonna lose from the beginning.GodzillavsZilla wrote:You're gonna jinx it and he'll be in the next match.UltimateDitto wrote:Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok.Saltmons wrote: I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
Same applies to things like GTS Zilla winning and, ever since the birth of the "Crybaby Mary Sue Headcanon," Gomora losing lol
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SpaceGodzilla almost stars in the first K.W.C. XXX match.
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Match 56:LETS START A RIOT, A RIOT, LETS START A RIOT!
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
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A calm, rational argument over a disagreement in philosophies.
A rich douchebag plays a fighting game and beats a high tier character with a low tier character just to flex.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Match 280:
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Match 247:
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Match 281:
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Angry sea dragon walks into the wrong neighborhood.
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Match 283
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