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"Hello and welcome to the daily social distancing show, I'm Trevor Noah! Today on our show:

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A fist fight between two high school millennials in their prime gets more interesting when their grandpas join in,

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A serial space vampire learns the hard way not to drink the blood of an emotional pregnant lady,

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And a kick-ass buildup to an epic bar fight between Supreme Edgelord 2.0 and a claymation lizard is cancelled in favor of a battle royale between a bunch of super sayian internet gods who don't want to get a life.
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Semi-retired animal meets cyborg relative while dealing with two monkeys throwing poop at him.
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A guy who randomly stumbled upon this place one day, invested much too much time into it, and now appears to be stuck here for all eternity..and strangely enough, i do not regret it!

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Semi-retired animal meets cyborg relative while dealing with two monkeys throwing poop at him.
Why doesn't this site have like icons?
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"You absorbed the DNA of the fastest land Kaiju on the roster. HOW DID YOU LOSE?!"


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"Probably because they had more points of articulation? Seriously, look at me! I can hardly move here!"
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and you may find covered in cybernetic armor

And you may find yourself in a frozen wasteland

And you may find yourself fighting a robot monkey

And you may find yourself being told what to do by an alien boy, in a spaceship fighting an old man

And you'll ask yourself...well, how did I get here?
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TOM: FINAL WARS
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God vs Fiend vs Bully. Only one will win-

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Oh the air outside is nippy
Kaiju fight outside is gritty
Rats and bat-men won't let me go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
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Overconfident royal matriarch and her castle of guards pick street fight with single mountain dad and his toddlers
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Match 326

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@Monke and Actual Satan
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Kong: Yes, I did lose, but at least I didn't die, that's an improvement over getting punted by a grinning Power Ranger and being disemboweled by a walking pickle

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Don't do drugs(or shrooms) kids
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The end of an era.
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.

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Classic battle of good vs. evil.
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Turned evil vs. evil.
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Hello everyone and welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show! I'm Trevor Noah. Today on our show:

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A single loss after an unstoppable winning spree equals no respect on this site,

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And an old king comes out of retirement to face his first opponent in decades: an undead man-child with a passionate pyrophobia.
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All of the Earth's plebs fail to slay the goddamn dragon, so retired deity grandpa has to do it himself.
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The Vortaak are evil aliens who have no sympathy and only want to destroy and conquer other civilizations
Also the Vortaak:

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Quest Cleared!

Level * * * * * * * * *
Rathalos

Completion Time: 5' 46' 09.

Recieved:

Rathalos Scale
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