Caption Camp (05-06-13)

[Arbok]

New caption camp time, with an inspired addition this go around thanks to a contribution from o.supreme. The source if the American version of King Kong vs. Godzilla:

http://www.tohokingdom.com/articles/ima ... 06-13.html

[cmdmstudios]

"Because of this handy dandy children's book about dinosaurs, I can now be the world leading expert on the size of Godzilla's brain."

[Legionmaster]

According to SCIENCE!, this is a book.

[kaijucreature]

That is one sexy dinosaur.

[G-Matt]

"Very impressive... NOT!"

[Rody]

Scientist: "DI - NO - SAUR - S -- Dinosaurs. Hey, it's a Dinosaur book!"
Reporter: [to audience]"Clearly, this man is not a thinking animal."

[SUPERTOHOREMIX]

" To steal, Or NOT to steal those Cherry Tomatoes. That is the real question ..."

[Superrex]

Maybe we shouldn't have put a guy on the show who only knew about dinosaurs because he read this book.

[Greyshot151]

"Sadly, two grown men teaching kids over the air did not resonate well with audiences. To combat this PBS ordered the hosts to sing and dance with their next lesson: What if Godzilla visited Planet X"

[MaxRebo320]

"I have a brain, about the size of a peanut. While Eirc Carter, is a thinking man. His brain in considerably larger. About eleventy-five times the size of this book."

[UltramanGoji]

"By...Jack...Horner..."

Well now that explains a lot.

[Kiryu2012]

"Now this animal is a lizard I think..."

"Why do I have to work for this guy?"

[Motorheadbanger]

"Are you getting any of this crap?"

[20th Century Boy]

Has this ever happened to you? Call the number on your screen and we can help you get over your dinosaur obsession at the age of 76, one step at a time.

[Shadow]

"Reading a book that has many colorful pictures makes you a scientist."

[Mr. X]

Eric Carter to camera:"Listen to this guy! So pompous, so full of himself! Talking and talking until he's blue in the face. Yes, keep going old man. Keep spinning that yarn. 'Cause I know you aren't actually a real scientist, nor you anything close. The only thing you know how to do is make air, and you don't even make it, you exhale it. Through your mouth. Your big, juicy mouth."

(http://www.tohokingdom.com/media/toons/toon_17.htm)

[GodzillavsZilla]

"I'm going to show you what Godzilla used to look like."

"With a children's book that you found in Wal-Mart for $4?"

"NO! It's a science book filled with dinosaur stuff that costed $3!!"

[Rody]

Reporter: "(to audience) to help our "scientist" friend illustrate his theory on Godzilla's origin, we have given him a children's Dinosaur book (please note the Allosaurus illustration on the cover). Let's see if he can prove his credentials."

Scientist: (points to cover) "Godzilla would appear to be a cross between a Tyrannosaurus..."

[SpaceG92]

"As you can see here in my new book aptly called "Dinosaurs", you can see how a dinosaur looked like as recreated by our best scientists and artist so it is 100% historically accurate."

[edgaguirus]

"This is how not to be a scientist."