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SEASONS 1 & 2 THREAD
Initiate Episode Catalog
SEASON 3 THREAD
Initiate Episode Catalog
Tom C. Servo: The villain straight out of TohoKingdom Forum Adventures, or at least his parallel universe self. He worked under Dr. Goodlover for years, but was the unfortunate guinea pig in the doctor's space program. Despite the predicament, he is even-tempered and ready to tackle any story sent his way.
- Favorite Color: Navy Blue
Portrayed By: Kubo
Kiryu: An alien from Venus, Kiryu has worked with the riff crew in the past (Sesason 1, Episodes 3 & 4). However, he was captured by the Aliens in outer space and now is forced against his will to return to the study and review more terrible fan fiction.
- Favorite Seasoning: Salt
Portrayed By: Kiryu2012
The Trashman: A senile old man who is obsessed with collecting and bathing in trash. He was captured by the Aliens in their invasion of Earth. His mindset remains just the same as before though: collect more trash. Occasional outbursts of heroic antics lead to speculation that he may've been a superhero in his younger days, but it's impossible to say.
- Favorite Actor: Randy Quaid
Portrayed By: GodzillavsJason
The Mystic One: They claim to possess supernatural abilities, but over time it becomes increasingly clear that they're delusional. Despite this, the Mystic One is a determined soul, and refuses to be broken by Dr. Goodlover's experiments.
- Favorite Sport: Bowling
Portrayed By: shippersdreamer
H.A.Y.E.S.: One of the two robots on board the Satellite of Hate. Unlike his tamer counterpart, H.A.Y.E.S. is rambunctious and mischievous. He'd be the kind of guy to slip a Whoopie Cushion under your sitting rear-end.
- Favorite Fish: The Blobfish
Portrayed By: HayesAJones
Tohogei: Tom's #1 fan. Tohogei, despite having the appearance of an alien, comes from Tucson, Arizona. His mother, a iron factory worker, carries the genes that make him look...freaky. They're highly dominant genes. Sometimes gets mistaken for his mother.
Portrayed By: toho_guy01
Dracula: The descendant of the original Dracula, this horror icon dwells in the darkness of DEEP SPACE!! His visit to the Satellite of Hate is a mere pit stop in his journey across the Milky Way.
Portrayed By: Alucard
Warren (The True Capitalist Dinosaur): A respectable and high-class riffin' machine, Warren is the yin to H.A.Y.E.S's yang. Warren does not always enjoy his friend's shenanigans, but the two are almost inseparable.
- Favorite State: Texas
Portrayed By: UltramanGoji
Minerva: She is the most hot-headed and temperamental member of the riff team, but her expertise in understanding bad fiction is almost unrivaled. It helps that she has lived well over a thousand years (perks of being a demon). Minerva views the rest of the team as childish underlings.
- Favorite Pizza Topping: Death
Portrayed By: Giratina93
Dr. Goodlover: A scientist and former employer of Tom Servo. Goodlover's efforts to find the worst stories to subject Tom and his friends to continues, but under the Alien banner. This new subordinate position is not ideal, but to Goodlover it's better than the alternative the Alien's provide: death.
Bob (Internet's Bob): Dr. Goodlover's Bostonian underlying. Basically Igor minus the hump. Whiny and insensitive, Bob revels in the suffering of others and seemingly fails to comprehend the situation he and his boss are caught up in.
Chancellor Pearl: The silent and enigmatic leader of the Aliens. Pearl does not speak to anyone she considers unworthy of her time. Her plans for domination extend beyond Earth, and she sees Dr. Goodlover's work as the perfect tool to control the entire galaxy.
Elvis the Alien: The stern Alien guard who is tasked with escorting the test subjects to and from the study. He's an amateur photographer when not on duty.
Season 1: Episode Listing
All cut scenes in season one were written by Kubo.
Legolas & Laura: Arguably the worst offender in the MFR3K catalog, this story follows Orlando Bloom falling in love with a human a tenth his age at least! The Dark Lord ain't got nothing on that creepiness.
Garfield's Royal Rescue: The royal wedding was a big deal. Naturally, Garfield reacts, but in a way no one could have expected. The MFR Crew have their hands full with this fic.
Soulless Shell [Part 1]: An alien arrives on the Satellite of Hate to riff alongside the crew. Prepare yourself for the story of Leif, the most questionable young mouse you've ever met.
Guest Star: Kiryu2012
Soulless Shell [Part 2]: Shenanigans continue as Leif earns his Crimson King title. The MFR crew is having none of it, however.
Guest Star: Kiryu2012
The Day The Clown Came To Town: A late night invitation from Bob, Dr. Goodlover's pesky assistant, leads H.A.Y.E.S. and Tom Servo into a terribad story of Batman and his true love...the night.
Terror of Raptoris: A birthday party onboard the Satellite of Hate can only mean one thing: an extra bad story with some lazy night guards.
Guest Stars: toho_guy01, Alucard
Bonus: Roast of Giratina93
All cut scenes in season two written by Kubo except where noted.
Without A Clue: A detective's eye wouldn't dare look at the newest story in Goodlover's series of experiments, but the MFR crew aren't your everyday detectives. In fact, they aren't even detectives. They're just...they're just average peeps. On a satellite in space.
PostMortem: Things heat up in this homo-erotic thriller, while Tom and H.A.Y.E.S. are delivered some very bad news from the big balding baddy himself.
Cut Episodes -- these files from the Satellite of Hate were corrupted in the crash. There are no traces of the episodes in the system, but their log information is still intact.
Season 3: Episode Listing
Cupcakes: After being captured by the Aliens, Tom and his fellow prisoners are subjected to a My Little Pony fan-fiction that truly rattles them to their collective core. This story previously was slated for the finale of Season 2.
Halloween Madness: H.A.Y.E.S. is reunited with Tom and the new MFR3k crew as they tackle an R-rated Sonic fan-fiction on empty stomachs.
What if Batman was Dilophosaurus man?: Batman is only one of many characters whose reputations are tarnished in this wild story served up by the diabolical Dr. Goodlover. Has the MFR3k team met their match?
Murder Suicide: A motivational speech is exactly what's needed to get through a terrible Regular Show fan fiction. However, Chancellor Pearl has a new weapon she's more than eager to test out on Goodlover's subjects...
Experiment X: Dr. Cadaver has taken control of Goodlover's experiments and is hellbent on breaking Tom and his friends for good with a story that has such notoriety that it has its own Wikipedia page. Is this the end for the MFR3k crew?!
Experiment X [Part 2]: [???]