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Who is the worst movie director of all time?

Uwe Boll
22
37%
Aaron Seltzer/Jason Friedberg
7
12%
Michael Bay
1
2%
Roland Emmerich
4
7%
M. Night Shyamalan
5
8%
Eli Roth
0
No votes
Tom Six
2
3%
Zack Snyder
1
2%
Paul W.S. Anderson
0
No votes
Other
17
29%
 
Total votes: 59

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Fish Cakes wrote:I wasn't speaking for budget, I was saying the literal size of what the movie was about. Kaiju are big, there's going to be big scenes, shots, moments, lots of on-screen action, and there should be some compelling characters. Stuff like that.

He made a couple of (really good) campy holiday-themed horror movies with off-screen deaths.
Oh, I know, and that’s what I meant. A lot of these directors get plucked from small-scale TV shows or indie film and get put into large-scale SFX-heavy blockbusters with wildly differing tones from their previous work. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but it seems to be the way a lot of studios are doing things now.
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Joel Schumacher, because Batman and Robin and Batman Forever. Almost everything he touches turns to garbage.
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Extreme Warhawk wrote:Joel Schumacher, because Batman and Robin and Batman Forever. Almost everything he touches turns to garbage.
Those are, indeed, bad movies.

But he also gave us St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, Falling Down, 8mm... Hardly movies to dismiss as "garbage."
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Marc Smith and Sompote Sands because Space Warriors 2000.
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eabaker wrote:
Extreme Warhawk wrote:Joel Schumacher, because Batman and Robin and Batman Forever. Almost everything he touches turns to garbage.
Those are, indeed, bad movies.

But he also gave us St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, Falling Down, 8mm... Hardly movies to dismiss as "garbage."
Which is why I said almost.
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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:Marc Smith and Sompote Sands because Space Warriors 2000.
That is a damn lie. Sompote's work is unusual, but pretty fascinating. Certainly a contender for weirdest director of all time, but hardly the worst. Like, I'd call Magic Lizard a competently-made movie about a guy in a lizard costume getting pooped on by an ox.
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Extreme Warhawk wrote:Joel Schumacher, because Batman and Robin and Batman Forever. Almost everything he touches turns to garbage.
Those are, indeed, bad movies.

But he also gave us St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, Falling Down, 8mm... Hardly movies to dismiss as "garbage."
Which is why I said almost.
So that doesn't make him the worst then.
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gottatalktothefake wrote:Not voting unless good ol Tommy is on there
Forgot about Tommy Wiseau, my bad.

Still, I consider The Room to be another one of those "so bad it's good/funny" movies as do many. That movie has MANY quotable lines for all the wrong reasons, like this one:



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It also spawned an entire movie to be made about its production (The Disaster Artist), can't take that away from it, either.
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Glad someone beat me to Shane Black. Iron Man 3 is the worst MCU movie by far and The Predator is one of the worst movies ever made. Not only are Shane Black's movies absolute trash, but I hate the way he portrays mental illness in his films. First he used Tony Stark's panic attacks as a joke in Iron Man 3, then he claimed people with autism are evolved mutants in The Predator. I hate Roland Emmerich's movies about as much, but at least he doesn't mishandle mental illness like Shane Black.
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HedorahIsBestGirl wrote:Glad someone beat me to Shane Black. Iron Man 3 is the worst MCU movie by far and The Predator is one of the worst movies ever made. Not only are Shane Black's movies absolute trash, but I hate the way he portrays mental illness in his films. First he used Tony Stark's panic attacks as a joke in Iron Man 3, then he claimed people with autism are evolved mutants in The Predator. I hate Roland Emmerich's movies about as much, but at least he doesn't mishandle mental illness like Shane Black.
He did make The Nice Guys, though, that probably absolves him from being the worst ever.

The Predator WAS garbage, though, no argument there. Little fun fact: he actually starred a convicted pedophile in the movie. I guess The Predator title rings true then, seeing how he had an ACTUAL predator in the film at one point (no pun intended).
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David Decoteau started off making fun B to C leave movies like Creepazoids, Puppet Master 2 & 3 and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Now, he just sets in his home, putting the bare minimum of effort into what I can barely call movies. Boring crap like A Talking Cat? and the 1313 movies.

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KManX89 wrote:
HedorahIsBestGirl wrote:Glad someone beat me to Shane Black. Iron Man 3 is the worst MCU movie by far and The Predator is one of the worst movies ever made. Not only are Shane Black's movies absolute trash, but I hate the way he portrays mental illness in his films. First he used Tony Stark's panic attacks as a joke in Iron Man 3, then he claimed people with autism are evolved mutants in The Predator. I hate Roland Emmerich's movies about as much, but at least he doesn't mishandle mental illness like Shane Black.
He did make The Nice Guys, though, that probably absolves him from being the worst ever.

The Predator WAS garbage, though, no argument there. Little fun fact: he actually starred a convicted pedophile in the movie. I guess The Predator title rings true then, seeing how he had an ACTUAL predator in the film at one point (no pun intended).
Yeah, The Nice Guys is pretty good. Deliberately didn't mention it because I didn't want to give Shane Black any credit. But yeah, he's a definite scumbag, doesn't even surprise me that he was buddies with a pedophile, then immediately "discovered new evidence" and cut ties with him as soon as the media called him out.
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JJ Abrams.

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Shane Black's franchise films might be awfully polarizing but both his original films are pretty highly regarded by film aficionados. Not too mention writing action classics The Last Boyscout and Lethal Weapon. You could say he's just a terrible writer though as IM3 and The Predator's probably come from the script not the actual direction. Even then knowing he wrote Lethal Weapon proves that's not entirely the case either.
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Has Derek Savage been mentioned here at all?

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Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote:Shane Black's franchise films might be awfully polarizing but both his original films are pretty highly regarded by film aficionados. Not too mention writing action classics The Last Boyscout and Lethal Weapon. You could say he's just a terrible writer though as IM3 and The Predator's probably come from the script not the actual direction. Even then knowing he wrote Lethal Weapon proves that's not entirely the case either.
You could also argue The Predator wasn't entirely his fault with all the production problems.
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Tim Burton, I like batman, ed wood and mars attacks, other than that most of his films aren't great and can sometimes feel pretentious at times

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He's the worst movie director of all time yet you like three of his movies?
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realinvaderdesign wrote:Tim Burton, I like batman, ed wood and mars attacks, other than that most of his films aren't great and can sometimes feel pretentious at times
I agree that some of his films are overrated, but Batman alone is better than a lot of filmmakers' entire libraries. Now if you said that Tim Burton was the most overrated filmmaker, I might agree, because he's made plenty of duds. But there are too many directors who have never made a good film for him to be the worst.
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After the steaming pile of pukefest that was The Predator (2018).

Shane Black is definitely among those.
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By much of the logic displayed here, I could say Ishiro Honda is the worst director of all time, considering he made Varan, Godzilla's Revenge and Space Amoeba, despite having a few good films under his belt.
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