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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:51 pm

Orichalcum wrote:That belongs here

It is the place for it
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby edgaguirus » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:29 am

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AllosaurHell wrote:People who complain about Scylla and insist that Kumonga should have been in KOTM instead, Kumonga is literally just a giant tarantula and nowhere near as interesting as a spider-crab-squid thing that shoots liquid nitrogen, why people hate Scylla and prefer Kumonga is beyond me.


I'm sure if Scylla had more that cameos in the film, it would get more respect. Kumonga is a great monster, but nostalgia aside, it's nice to get new kaiju now and then.

...it’s a big CGI monster that has less then a minute of screen time, that came out in the latest film, versus a monster that has been around for 50 years, been in multiple movies and things like the comics.


Exactly. Put Scylla in a comic book or another movie, and it will get more love.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:50 pm

I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:07 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.


https://www.tohokingdom.com/concept_art ... zilla4.htm
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:21 pm

Living Corpse wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.


https://www.tohokingdom.com/concept_art ... zilla4.htm

I was hoping for something involving Gigan 2004, but damn. That's e d g y.
Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:23 pm

DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.


Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:25 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.


Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html


I like that you just had this on hand

“Gaiganny” sounds like a grandparent or an alternative sexuality
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:33 pm

G2000 wrote:I like that you just had this on hand


It's a recurring joke in my Discord group. It's the best worst thing ever.

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“Gaiganny” sounds like a grandparent or an alternative sexuality


Oh it's worse, it's a female mate for Gigan.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:42 am

UltramanGoji wrote:
DirektorSplennic wrote:I want to know where I can find the most edgiest Godzilla fanart/OC that exists. I'm on a mission.


Pretty much all of the Gigan Species Alternate Homeworld page can fit this but this guy definitely takes the cake, at least in design:

http://gigaleo.com/althw/dtrajan.html

I gotta be careful not to cut myself on all this Ȅ̷̫ ̸̙͔͐D̶͉̑͠ ̷͇̉̓G̶̝̳̽̓ ̶͍́̽͜E̵̙͝
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Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:21 pm

There’s always this strange weird fan-fic that’s completely unrecognizable to what the franchise or source material ever was.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby DirektorSplennic » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:48 pm

Kiryu and Gigan 2004 seem to get the most when it comes to the ḛ̴͝d̸̟̋ḡ̷̟è̷͉ treatment. Kinda a shame because I like those incarnations a lot.
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Shin Gabara wrote:That's . . . quite the, uh-hum, specialty item.

#Ghidildo

MrRockett wrote:Late to this quote but if that turd burglar ever even made any threatening comments to me I’d find him and hammer him through the floor, go to the kitchen and have his mom make me lunch then set her up on a date with some Hells Angels so she doesn’t have to endure the shame that came out of her womb on YouTube...

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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Postby tyrantgoji » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:52 pm

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And this is why we never speak of r/Godzilla.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Terasawa » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:15 pm

Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:50 pm

Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.

“Toho? What sort of Titan is that?”
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:50 pm

Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.

35, what do you mean? There's DAE '98, Godzilla: Infinity War, THE ORIGINAL IS MASTERPIECE UNLIKE MY BASIC OPINION, Shin Nationalist Propaganda, lol monsterverse, lol monsterverse 2: Kevin meme boogaloo, jet jaguar vs funny dropkick xD, Godzilla vs Fedorah, DAE cry when heisei Godzilla dies? :(, Minya looks dumb unlike me, Godzilla vs Stupid Munky Who Should Have Lost! That's the entire franchise.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:51 pm

Fish Cakes wrote:Image

On a side note, I watched Rebirth of Mothra 1+2 last night, and while the latter was super full, both films were exceptionally magical and innocent.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby tyrantgoji » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:52 pm

Fish Cakes wrote:
Terasawa wrote:Fun fact: there are 35 Godzilla movies but you wouldn’t know that if your exposure to the franchise was r/Godzilla.

35, what do you mean? There's DAE '98, Godzilla: Infinity War, THE ORIGINAL IS MASTERPIECE UNLIKE MY BASIC OPINION, Shin Nationalist Propaganda, lol monsterverse, lol monsterverse 2: Kevin meme boogaloo, jet jaguar vs funny dropkick xD, Godzilla vs Fedorah, DAE cry when heisei Godzilla dies? :(, Minya looks dumb unlike me, Godzilla vs Stupid Munky Who Should Have Lost! That's the entire franchise.


I swear this is how everyone there acts. Why do people say we'rethe messed up ones? :lol:

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Fish Cakes » Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:58 pm

tyrantgoji wrote:I swear this is how everyone there acts. Why do people say we'rethe messed up ones? :lol:

To be fair (and reasonable), quite a few people here act the same way from what I've seen. Definitely less a kid-filled mess though. I'd rank both higher than Sunstone at least. Oh man, that place was BAD.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Smuggers » Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:02 pm

r/Godzilla is basically that old "When I Saw The Showa Movie's white My Friend's They seid WTF is This Your showing Me to Men Fighting In suit's they found At party city Butt" post from here but turned into an actual community.
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