The Godzilla Cringe Thread

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Smuggers » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:24 pm

Living Corpse wrote:
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Living Corpse wrote:God damn. And the assholes on this forum thinks I'm cringe?

Obsessed. lol


I'm proud of you for confessing you have an obsession with me. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Good on you.

Whoops, sorry if that came off the wrong way. I was actually referring to your continued need to bring up those who you've perceived to have wronged in the past even long after the dust has settled and thinking they are out to get you, instead of entertaining the reality that you might be part of a fairly small community where people are meant to respond to each other's messages. Hope this cleared that up.

You are correct. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I hope you can get there soon and eventually reach acceptance.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby GodzillavsZilla » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:11 am

Smuggers wrote:
Living Corpse wrote:
Smuggers wrote:Obsessed. lol


I'm proud of you for confessing you have an obsession with me. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Good on you.

Whoops, sorry if that came off the wrong way. I was actually referring to your continued need to bring up those who you've perceived to have wronged in the past even long after the dust has settled and thinking they are out to get you, instead of entertaining the reality that you might be part of a fairly small community where people are meant to respond to each other's messages. Hope this cleared that up.

You are correct. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I hope you can get there soon and eventually reach acceptance.

Smuggers, please stop flaming/trolling/what have you, LC. If I see it again, it will be a warning.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Smuggers » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:38 am

GodzillavsZilla wrote:Smuggers, please stop flaming/trolling/what have you, LC. If I see it again, it will be a warning.

It's really not an attempt to get a rise out of him or anything like that. I genuinely believe what I say. Thanks for listening.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby gottatalktothefake » Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:09 pm

I rediscovered the TK toons section and I remembered loving them about a decade ago

Jesus Christ that poop is cringe incarnate, all I had to do was look at the title of the most recent episode to know I was in for a really awful time
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Oh well. Guess I won't see the movie for myself and form my own opinion, I've basically already seen it in my mind from what I've read online and I know a lame duck when I see one. Time to whip out the 'ol 12 gauge

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:21 pm

gottatalktothefake wrote:I rediscovered the TK toons section and I remembered loving them about a decade ago

Jesus Christ that poop is cringe incarnate, all I had to do was look at the title of the most recent episode to know I was in for a really awful time

Yeah hehehe, some of it is super cringey. But not gonna lie, I checked the site almost every day back then eagerly waiting for a new episode/incarnation. At the earliest time internet animation was relatively new so for its time the animation was fine.

Additionally, way back before it became the Gabby and Monster X show (and then eventually a ridiculous parody of DBZ with Vegeta and KATZ from Courage the cowardly dog) there were some decent parodies of a lot of random moments from the film series.

It`s a relic of the time, but I still love it.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Dino-Mario » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:34 pm

As a kiddo, i used to think the TK toons were the greatest thing ever. Now, some are still hilarious, but the most recent ones pretty much lost the charm.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:47 pm

I thought he stopped making them like five years ago
Jesus Christ
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:56 am

I never really liked the TK Toons myself, but hey, to each their own. KWCs used to be my thing until I grew out of them.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:47 am

Wasn’t there like ever so often really not so blatant Christianity forced into them? Not trying to be an edgy atheist, or even make it a complaint, I just find it bizarre in retrospect.
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Stump Feet » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 am

LSD Jellyfish wrote:Wasn’t there like ever so often really not so blatant Christianity forced into them? Not trying to be an edgy atheist, or even make it a complaint, I just find it bizarre in retrospect.

Blame Vega
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby G2000 » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:34 am

LSD Jellyfish wrote:Wasn’t there like ever so often really not so blatant Christianity forced into them? Not trying to be an edgy atheist, or even make it a complaint, I just find it bizarre in retrospect.


I don’t recall that but I do recall weird Pokémon stuff and odd shipping
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Mr_Goji_and_Watch » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:58 am

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Pretty cringe and kotmpilled if you ask me
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Dr. Professor » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:09 pm

Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:Image

Pretty cringe and kotmpilled if you ask me

Man, I was just baffled by how long the fandom complained about the critics. About three weeks after the films release and I was still seeing posts on Instagram trying to own the critics.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby LSD Jellyfish » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:17 pm

Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:Image

Pretty cringe and kotmpilled if you ask me

I love be fact that it’s Ebirah getting blasted. Like wtf did he do?
_JNavs_ wrote:The MV is like cheap imitation crabmeat, it tastes good, but it isn't real, while Shin is kino peak Japanese performance.

Rodan95 wrote:The Shobijin are sat on by a fatass explorer and killed. Mothra is pissed and destroys Japan.

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:24 pm

Because it's based off this image:

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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby ROMG4 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:49 pm

G2000 wrote:I thought he stopped making them like five years ago
Jesus Christ

Your reading comprehension powers are weak old man!

The TK Toons are a relic from when TK was a lot more relaxed and not so strung up over everything like it is now

Mostly because that weight was carried by Legion1979 entirely.

The older TK toons are great time capsules of the 2000s. The last few seasons just went off the rails
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Mr_Goji_and_Watch » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:04 pm

He still makes them right?
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Dino-Mario » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:56 pm

TKToons, Son of a skreeonk! You're still alive!!!!
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby Stump Feet » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:16 pm

Mr_Goji_and_Watch wrote:He still makes them right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KanjZfb6aPI

Never knew Gigan Final Wars was voiced by Yolandi from Die Antwoord.
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Re: The Godzilla Cringe Thread

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:33 pm

God, good thing that was posted in the appropriate thread.
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