Quite
possibly one of the worst, yet most critically praised,
books on Japanese Cinema to date. If this were another
book, one that didn't have the praise: "The most
authoritative... comprehensive book on Japanese films!"
and "If there is anyone in the known universe who
is a greater authority on Asian Cinema than Thomas Weisser
and Yuko Mihara, they have not presented themselves...
this series is a crowning achievement" along with
an introduction by Oliver Stone (who praises the authors
to no end), perhaps I would have been more civil and
quick in tearing this book apart. However, after reading
praise like that over a book that left me severally
missing my $20, a "civil and quick" review
is the last thing this publication deserves.
To the book's credit, it does cover a lot of ground...
too much ground, in fact. First off, the book covers
both theatrical and OV (Original Video) productions.
That in itself isn't the problem, and wouldn't have
been if the authors had shown some restraint in their
selection... but sadly, no such luck. To put it bluntly,
the book contains a lot (like 2/5 of the entire publication)
of pinku eiga, or porn films. For a book that is credited
as "Horror · Fantasy · Science Fiction"
they sure dig deep into what Thomas Weisser describes
as a "cross genre." One might even wonder
if this was done to sell Thomas Weisser's other book,
Japanese Cinema Encyclopedia:
Sex Films. What is most disturbing
about this, though, is that the book was a family affair.
Beyond being done by Thomas Weisser and his wife, Yuko
Mihara, their daughter, Jessica, was also involved.
This gets a little hard to stomach when reading the
reviews and seeing Thomas Weisser going on and on, often
gleefully, about women getting raped or tortured in
some of the films; the thought of his daughter reading
over this is just a little too much.
Building off of the "scope" of the book comes
the questionable scores Thomas Weisser has given to
the films. To be fair, he does say in the beginning
of the book that the scores were derived more from the
movies "impact within a intended market" than
their merits as "pieces of art." What does
this mean exactly? Well a film like Female Neo Ninjas
can get extra stars (out of a total of four) for having
"cute ninjas" and featuring a scene where
one of them is whipped as a form of torture, placing
it above Akira
Kurosawa's Dreams (1990). This just begs the
question: if some of these films were intended for a
pinku eiga audience, why are they being included in
this book? Beyond the porn films, though, Thomas Weisser
gives Gunhed
(1989) 3 1/2 stars, and Invasion of the Neptune Men
(possibly thee worst Japanese movie ever made) 2 stars.
These scores alone speak louder against his merits as
a critic than anything I could say. However, I have
one more pet peeve: his "pick your own rating"
score for some of the movies, which is a pretty lazy
cop-out answer.
As for the reviews themselves... skip 'em. There are
so many errors as to ask if Thomas Weisser was even
paying attention to the movies while watching them,
or if even watched some of these films at all. To further
discredit this awful book, I have included some errors
(far from all) that I noticed while looking through
the book:
Blood Thirsty Doll (pg. 39) "...when
[Yuko] attempts to chow down on Keiko's boyfriend, the
bloodsucker is destroyed by the ghost of her father."
- Points for trying, perhaps? She killed her father
moments before, breaking the "trance" that
kept her alive.
Daigoro vs. Goliath (pg. 56) "...they
were also making Godzilla vs. Megalon, a supposedly
dignified entry in their on going series. But remember
that's the one that features Big G fighting an enormous
chicken."
- Ha, ha, ha... yeah, no. It's almost a "bad critic"
cliché to call Gigan a "giant chicken"
at this point.
Destroy All Monsters (pg. 60) "...plus
obscure one-shot wonders like Wenda (from Atragon)..."
- That's Manda.
Ghidrah the Three Headed Monster (pg. 94) "This
is the sequel to Monster Zero (also 1965)..."
- The film is not a sequel to Invasion
of Astro-Monster, nor was it made in 1965 either.
Godzilla 1985 (pg. 110) "FX work by
Nobuyuski Yasumaru is state-of-the-arts..."
- Teruyoshi Nakano did the special effects, Nobuyuski
Yasumaru designed the Godzilla suit.
Godzilla Raids Again (pg. 112) "...Warner
Brothers, but they couldn't secure permission to use
the Americanized "Godzilla" name..."
- Warner Brothers didn't use the Godzilla name because
they thought a movie that was billed as "all new"
would sell better; they could have used the Godzilla
name if they wanted.
Godzilla vs. the Destroyer (pg. 113) "...Takuro
Tatsumi, is a rogue agent who discovers the Destroyer's
deadly secret too late."
- He is a doctor. What film are you watching
there Thomas?
Godzilla vs. the Destroyer (pg. 113) "...which
killed Godzilla in 1954, how come Godzilla's alive at
all? "
- Because the '54 Godzilla is a different Godzilla than
the Heisei one.
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (pg. 115) "Mechagodzilla,
manned by the Megaforce good guys..."
- That's G-Force not "Megaforce." Also to
note, on this same page, they credit a shot from Godzilla
vs. Hedorah as being from Godzilla vs. the Sea
Monster.
Godzilla vs. Megalon (pg. 116) "...and
Borodan (an enormous chicken)..."
- Good old chicken cliché again, although this
time with the wrong name as well.
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster (pg. 116) "But
isn't it logical to assume that a monster who lives
off raw pollution might not be a bad thing to have around?"
- If you are talking about a monster in general, sure.
If you mean Hedorah, than god no. Come on Thomas, they
even brought this up in the film...
Gorath (pg. 121) "...a monster (Gorath)
generated from hybrid outer space cells."
- Gorath was the name of the collapsed star that was
hurtling toward Earth. "Generated from hybrid outer
space cells"? Now Thomas is just making stuff up.
Kwaidan (pg. 155) "The first one Kurokami
(representing Fall) tells of a Samurai who returns from
battle to find his home destroyed, yet his wife living
unscathed among the ruins."
- No, no, no. The Samurai left his wife to marry rich,
not go off to battle. He eventually comes back to find
their home in shambles from his leave. Did you even
watch this one Thomas? You missed the entire point of
the story...
Kwaidan (pg. 156) "The fourth story,
and easily the best one, is Miminashi Hoichi No Hanashi
(Spring). "
- That's the third story, not the fourth.
Queen Mothra (pg. 184) "For this version
the fairies are called the Nymphs..."
- No they aren't.
Rodan (pg. 206) "...Rodan, the creature,
for being one of two Kaiju eiga monsters not played
by actor in a rubber suit."
- But it was played by an actor in a "rubber suit"...
Sayonara Jupiter (pg. 212) "...and music
by Godzilla composer, Akira Ifukube."
- Kentaro Haneda did the music for Bye-Bye
Jupiter, not Akira
Ifukube.
As a last general note, this book has some rather peculiar
names for some of the films. It also continues the trend,
started by Godzilla: King of the Movie Monsters,
in calling the Heisei Mothra "Queen Mothra",
which the book says Godzilla vs. Queen Mothra
('92) and Queen Mothra ('96).
Final note: avoid like the plague! |