"If you ever go down the Kimagure Orange Road, make sure you bring an umbrella and mind your own business."
- GotengoXGodzilla

"Is that Divergence Eve you're reading?!? Oh man, the Fanservice...is... just...overwhelming!!! *nose explosion*"
- ZillaRex2000

"l would say 'cover your mouth when you sneeze,' but..."
- Godzilla 2000

"The 2 Girls 1 Cup birthday cards were obviously a huge success."
- General Keczilla

"Only in Japan would a bloody nasal explosion not be out of the ordinary."
- DaikaijuSokogeki!

"And so with his first nose bleed, Hatta Kazuya becomes a man."
- 1nuttytanuki

"His attention-grabbing stunt of squeezing strawberries into his nose ended abruptly and disastrously when he failed to prevent an ill-timed sneeze. Due to the school's overall frequency of these and similar nose eruptions, his classmates were, understandably, unfazed."
- Vega

"Something tells me it's a lot easier to tell someone's turned on in Japan..."
- Echo

"An Otaku's reaction to Rebuild of Evangelion."
- Zillas

"And they say hentai isn't bad for you..."
- Kane_Locke

"He snorted too much for his first time."
- Spinzilla

"And this, my friends, is why Twilight is getting banned in Japan."
- Godzilla#1Fan