"Where's Godzilla never seemed to be as challenging as Where's Waldo."
- Anguirus Dude

"Strangely enough, the director failed to notice that Godzilla had stumbled onto the wrong set."
- DaikaijuSokogeki!

"The only place where a free-roaming dinosaur doesn't cause a panic."
- Kane_Locke

"Business as usual in the land of the rising sun."
- Godzilla 2000

"We just got tired of the usual ahhhh! GOJIRA! thing you know? We are thinking that if we ignore him he will go away."
- Bret

"For the love of God, keep him away from the sake!"
- Inferno Rodan

"Hey guys, remember me? I'm Gojira! It's been nearly over 50 years since you've seen me and now I've come back to destroy Tokyo and...NICE PARTY! The catering service is absolutely FANTASTIC!"
- ZillaRex2000

"In actuality, Godzilla's sudden arrival was dwarfed by the increasing concern that Beardy was scarfing down all the hors d'oeuvres."
- Vega

"City-Destroying nuclear menace by night, charming social easygoer by day."
- General Keczilla

"I thought this was the costume party."
- ToXiC