Caption: September 7, 2010
Subject: Drunken Angel (1948)

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"But sir, that's my nipple."
- Lamango

"I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"
- Monster Master

"You mean you RECOGNIZE my navel. I swear, pedophiles just put no effort into it anymore"
- yaburu

"...Giggity."
- Dynomy84

"This is why angels need to be kept away from alcohol."
- JVM

"And I recognize those pants as well. I acidentally soiled them just two days ago."
- Godzilla 1995

"For $10 more you'll be able to recognize A LOT more..."
- Hedorah

"You said that five seconds ago, Grandpa."
- NSZ

"I'm glad. Now pay up, dadd-o. No freebees"
- wataru

"Testing your eyesight was done a little differently back then."
- Ultraman Omega

"Unfortunately, the subtitles on the Region 3 DVD of Drunken Angel do not correspond to the film itself, rather an obscure 1982 hentai film Toho distributed for a short run before it was forgotten, until a disgruntled employee switched the English sub files in the manufacturer's computer system."
- omgitsgodzilla

"And I recognize your inability to spell 'recognize'."
- Goji_girl

"Want some candy?"
- Hellspawn28