"Sadly the plan backfired, as all the mails ended up on the spirit's spambox."
- Atomic God

"Sooooo, you want us to spam Microsoft?"
- yaburu

"... It's like in The Ring, but more like a Web Ring"
- ArmaBlade

"From the offices of Mister Akuma D. Emon"
- Ginga Ace

"Otherwise he'll keep asking where that free iPod he won is."
- Carnosaur Rex

"Although the Ghostbusters had done excellent work with proton packs and mood-enhancing slime, they soon discovered that chain letters and spam proved even more effective, annoying rogue spirits so much that they voluntarily returned to the afterlife."
- Thanos6

"Should I send it to evil.spirit@hotmail.com or evil.spirit@yahoo.com?"
- Vega

"...We have to reverse the particle flow through the gate by crossing the streams!
...that is, by sending the tiny raft of bits and bytes that is an email across the constant stream of information and data flowing out of the gate in the back of our computers!"
- HyperGFreak

"See, this is how the modern Shinto priests handle this thing now."
- Hetz

"Greetings. I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Soul Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of 39,000,000 human souls..."
- Spirit Ghidorah 2004

"Otherwise your computer will crash, your identity stolen, Little Timmy won't get his bike, and you will be plagued by diarrhea. So send this message to everyone you know within the next three days."
- SuperXAsh

"Oh no....there goes Tokyo....and your hard drive....and your emails..."
- Showa Gyaos