"Scientist: 'DI - NO - SAUR - S -- Dinosaurs. Hey, it's a Dinosaur book!'
Reporter: [to audience] 'Clearly, this man is not a thinking animal.'"
- Rody

"To steal, Or NOT to steal those Cherry Tomatoes. That is the real question ..."
- GIGAN05

"I have a brain, about the size of a peanut. While Eirc Carter, is a thinking man. His brain in considerably larger. About eleventy-five times the size of this book."
- MaxRebo320

"(So called) Scientist: 'Wait, double-check, is there any accurate information in this book?'
Eric: 'I don't think so.'
Scientist: 'Great, I'm ready now.'"
- SenseiTeriyakiV

"The charade was over. No amount of of slick talking or science jargon could cover up his long-hidden illiteracy after he read the title of the book DINOSAURS as "Die Now, Our Saws" aloud on national television. Twice."
- HayesAJones

"Okay now, Eric, I'll read the book, and you can look at the pictures, and then you can do the same for... Eric, are you even listening to a word I'm saying? Eric???"
- Creature22

"God, this is the weirdest one they've put me in yet... I've got to get out of adult entertainment."
- omgitsgodzilla

"He took my book."
- Giga Kaiju

"Scientist: 'Godzilla would appear to be a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Stegosaurus. To explain how a hybridization between two extremely different animals separated by millions of years is possible, I will turn to the page discussing my own 'incident with a time machine and some contraceptives' theory, with big, brightly colored pictures to illustrate...'
Reporter: 'Dear God, why? Why have you forsaken me?'"
- G2000

"All those years studying paleontology and the crippling student loan debt afterwards, a prestigious post at the United Nations, and even now, I'm still upstaged by the same goddamn dinosaur book."
- JVM

"Fascinating! I've never seen a dinosaur read a book about dinosaurs before."
- Tomzilla