"See this little thing I'm holding? I can't."
- King Caesar

"Content that the menace of his mask was quite enough, he spent the next three hours of the event bumping into tables, chairs, and other people."
- Godzillatheultimate

"I don't think this monocle works."
- Legionmaster

"Mphfffff Mphfffff Mphfffff Mphfffff Mphfffff, Fphffff Mfffff...."
- o.supreme

"So this is all I get for coming in first! Was the budget really that small for this Halloween party!"
- Grayshot954

"If I had just ONE more eye, I would've seen that hole in my suit sooner!"
- 20th Century Boy

"Up next is a beautiful Light-up pen from the set of Kindergarten Cop! Do I hear ten dollars? Ten dollars?"
- UltramanGoji

"Nothing to see here, folks; official Science Patrol business- What do you mean I can't do two franchises at once?!"
- Rody

"I don't know about anybody else, but I don't like Ryuhei Kitamura's reboot of the Mummy..."
- Gawdziller

"See people, I voted and all I got was this stupid badge!"
- SpaceG92

"Slenderman decided to give himself a face. The only problem was that he didn't know what a face looked like"
- demoylition

"The budget for Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth 2 was... drastically reduced, to say the least."
- Mothra Freak

"No, see, you're not doing it right. To turn into Ultraman you have to put your arm ALL the way up, or else you'll glitch up the system like thi--"
- Creature22