"What is your dog doing to my suitcase?"
- edgaguirus

"It's always awkward when a woman farts."
- King Caesar

"Where are our eyebrows?"
- Tyler

"Ken realizes that showing his mother 2 Girls 1 Cup wasn't maybe such a good idea."
- MaxRebo320

"That moment they realized they forgot to turn the oven off at home."
- GodzillavsJason

"Has that logo been there the entire time?"
- UltramanGoji

"Calm down, honey. The logo is more afraid of you than you are afraid of it."
- 20th Century Boy

"Do you see it? Do you see the watermark?" "Have you seen what's behind it?"
- Godzillatheultimate

"Madam... that man there claims Bandai Creations are better then Marmit because they're more accurate."
- wataru

"I told you that was too much lighter fluid for the BBQ grill!"
- ScootaVaran