"...or wear short shorts."
- Legionmaster

"Guns don't kill people. Small Japanese cowboy kids kill people."
- Monster Master

"Kids in short-shorts are no longer the prey: they are the predators. "
- Kane_Locke

"But in this case, one of you will have to suffice."
- Mireg2003

"Thus, Project Battle Royal was born."
- Zillas

"The Yakuza are recruiting younger and younger these days."
- Omegarex24

"Feelin' lucky, dad?"
- Mothra Freak

"What do you mean, 'Gamera isn't real'?"
- Goji_girl

"...unfortunetly, the boy on the left lived up to that line, as he accidently squeazed the trigger seconds later."
- Godzilla 2000

"But a boy has no choice in the matter"
- kampergodzilla

"Kingo Gondo: 'A man must kill or be killed. Let that little dose of pessimism weigh on your young minds for a while. Now, who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle? I'll get the ice cream! Chocolate and rainbow sprinkles, anyone?'"
- Vega

"The real purpose behind the shorts was to make every gun visible."
- Atomic God