Favorite Quotes

[NSZ]

"When it comes down to it, while the reality dictated by human science is a cruel mistress, the reality dictated by nature is a b****." - Me

"I HATE clipshows!" - Eddy, Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

"He's like a five year old with guns... and a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the english language." - Nick, Left 4 Dead 2

[Stuckey]

"I must be made of Rice Krispies, because all I heard while getting out of bed this morning was snap, crackle, and pop." - Me

Yeah, basically I could just throw any of my Facebook status updates on here for favorite quote. I'm pretty much in love with myself.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

"Yeah, basically I could just throw any of my Facebook status updates on here for favorite quote. I'm pretty much in love with myself."

"The most lucrative work of writing is a ransom note."

"If I had a nickel for all the times that I screwed up my life, I'd have enough money to fix all of my mistakes."

[Tyler]

"I spanked you as a baby, and I'll spank you now BITCH."

"NEO-da-da-da-da-da-SPORIN. Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne..."

[Hedorah]

"Wouldn't it be funny if the earthquake destroyed your Robot?"
"Yeah wouldn't it be funny if the earthquake killed your family?"
- MST3K - Godzilla vs. Megalon

Deb: "Holy Mary Mother of F***!!!"
Dexter: "I think you broke a commandment in there"

"Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile." - Dexter

Oh yeah and all of scrubs season 1-8

[Dragoon]

My favorite quote was what my friend yelled at the priniciple after he was expelled (at least according to the kids in the hallway outside of it).
"You say that now, but someday I'll repeat that to you everyday when your working for me!"

[Hedorah]

My favorite quote was what my friend yelled at the priniciple after he was expelled (at least according to the kids in the hallway outside of it).
"You say that now, but someday I'll repeat that to you everyday when your working for me!"

Man your school seems to have a lot of problems LOL

[DrKaiju1954]

"The flags may be different but the methods are still the same"(Viktor Reznov Call of Duty Black Ops)

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

My favorite quote was what my friend yelled at the priniciple after he was expelled (at least according to the kids in the hallway outside of it).
"You say that now, but someday I'll repeat that to you everyday when your working for me!"

Yeaaaahh... if he's expelled, chances are that's not gonna happen.

[Tyler]

"I'm a president! I can't make decisions!!"
- Mel Brooks in Spaceballs

[DrKaiju1954]

"A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history doesn't make it the truth. We live in a world where seeing is not believing. We live in a world where everything we know is wrong."(Frank Woods Call of Duty Black Ops)

[omgitsgodzilla]

everything we know is wrong.

Holy shit, Weird Al was right.

[Lamango]

"Wait aminute...I thought lesbians only ate out."
"Well, they're known to muff a few meals, but usually stay at home and enjoy a nice spread."
-Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenchip.

[Ghost the Bat]

These are my alltime favorite ones:

"True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." - Joseph Stalin

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." - Socrates
...
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
- Aristotle

"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor." - Sholom Aleichem

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
- John F. Kennedy

"It is better to be wrong too soon than right too late" - Yuri Gagarin

"Heaven knows where I'll end up - but it's a safe bet that I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be." - H.P. Lovecraft

[wataru]

"Say what you're gonna say, or prepare for eternal skreeonk silence." - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

Show is fulla quotable gold.

[DrKaiju1954]

"But is that really living?Living is learning from mistakes we make,you cant learn if you dont take risks" -Me

[GodzillaFan64]

I have some more:

"Do what you can with what you have, where you are"-Theodore Roosevelt

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"- Ripley, Aliens

"Time to start. All over, again."- Freddy Krueger, Part 6

" Dude: Krueger!
Freddy: Well it ain't Dr. Suess!" - Freddy Krueger, part 4

" GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!"- Dutch, Predator

" Hisssss"- Alien, Alien

" What if the government, like, created this thing, like an experiment gone wrong?"- Hudson, Cloverfield

" You remember a few years ago, when that guy was setting homeless people on fire?"- Hudson, Cloverfield

"They mostly come at night, mostly."- Newt, Aliens

"Well what are we supposed to use, harsh language?" Frost, Aliens

"Alright, you heard the man, ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS!!!!"- Sgt. Apone, Aliens

[wataru]

"I don't have co-workers. I have trained chimps slinging shit. I'm just the chief slinger." - Me, at Sears circa 2009

[Hedorah]

"If guns don't kill people, people do. Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?" - Philosoraptor

[alienhulk2099]

"Where there's a hole it's a guy's job to thrust into it." -Ryoma, New Getter Robo

"We hunt them down. We wipe them out. We go at dawn." -Burt Gummer, Tremors 3

"Gain: How about instead of being enemies you and I make a baby together?
Adette: What!?" -Overman King Gainer

"Mario is a fictional character but he also exists." -TheAmazingAthiest's Stupidest YouTuber Ever vid

"Hehe, alright." -Quagmire, Family Guy

"Falcon PUNCH!" -Captain Falcon

"They all FLOAT down." -Pennywise, It

"I AM PAIN!" -Pinhead, Hellraiser 4: Bloodline

"Eddy: Cool crash, huh Ed?
Ed: I've seen better Eddy.
Eddy: Say what?
Ed: Look, the tractor is still intact, you could have done a lot more with the tree, and you hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head, like so." -Ed, Edd 'n Eddy

"Eddy is my ideal pal, soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes." -Ed


"It is simple. Um. The kids were spewed into a wormhole to an alternate universe!" -Ed

"I have become Chameleon Man! Oink." -Ed

"I want to be a mongoose." -Gir, Invader Zim

"Judgment Day is inevitable." -T-850, Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines

"I saw a dragon!" -Some prisoner from Alien 3/Some sailor from Pete's Dragon

And those are all the quotes I know.