The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

[GojiFan]

I'm definitely a boobs first guy, but the face is usually the make or break. And dark hair or natural/dirty blond is good as far as hair goes. The bleach hair blond some women choose to go with is... meh at best.

As far as sex before marriage, if you aren't one of those people who go "Hurr durr, we've been dating two weeks wanna f*ck?", I don't see it as such a huge deal.

[Inferno Rodan]

Sex, huh? Never had it. More interested in meeting a girl I actually like than getting laid. My hand does a perfectly fine job of keeping me satisfied in the meantime.

As for my preferences, I don't really consider myself a "boob guy" or an "ass guy". I DO like smaller boobs though. B cups = perfect.

[KaneLocke]

More interested in meeting a girl I actually like than getting laid.

Why not have both?

Man, everyone makes it seem impossible.

[Inferno Rodan]

Why not have both?

Man, everyone makes it seem impossible.

Of course I want both. That was kinda my point. If I JUST wanted to get laid, I could have done it by now. But I wanna meet a girl I like and have a relationship with first, and THEN screw her brains out.

[gvamp]

I enjoy sex though it's been awhile since I've had it. My friend who has an incredibly high sex drive makes fun of me for not having it in so long.

To me life isn't about sex, yeah it's a great thing but isn't really all that important.

[Chris55]

You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.

I go to strip clubs to admire God's work

[wataru]

lulzwatarululz

lulzjealouslulz. Youre not even funny anymore, LGM. Now go off and join SG2010 in wanking off to humanized cartoon characters and/or video game characters.

Sex is good. But making love is better. Most of yall are alot younger then I was when I hit my sexual stride. Stride meaning "sex or nothing". Stupidly after a couple bad relationships I spend 2003-2004 drunk and stupid. It's more important to be with someone you want to be WITH then just adding another notch mark to your bed post.

Luckily, no kids. I have no desire to procreate; my cousins already have kids, so the family name is good.

BTW sideways is best. Try it.

What kinda chicks is everyone interested in? Emos, BBWs, redheads?

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

What kinda chicks is everyone interested in? Emos, BBWs, redheads?

Asians. And/or video game characters.

[Orgasmatron]

i dont have any preference, i personally think any ethnicity has the potential to be attractive

by attractive i mean to the extent that id have sex with them


but the things that can potentially attract me to any ethnicity vary from each different one

[omgitsgodzilla]

Yeah, I'm a virgin, and not planning to change that too soon (I'm a damn freshman)... This thread looks interesting. Only read the first and last pages thus far. But yeah, I'm personally way into Japanese girls. 'Specially Yumiko Shaku. Anyways, off to the rest of the thread :3

[mecha-gino]

I don't do it very often.

Because of all the McDonalds you eat gives you Erectal disfunction.

It's because once you've done a three way while hanging from a Helicopter's stairs, nothing feels as exciting, you should know well.

Oh you and your cardgames bets.

[Tyler]

I was told condoms never work and you might as well not use them. Mississippi is #1 in teen pregnancy for a reason. Those religious people who come in and talk to middle school kids are counter productive as all hell.

I like girls with short hair for some reason. I wonder what Freud would say about that. But it doesn't really matter to me. I have to say most of my female friends are pretty and I don't know why they hang out with me.

[wataru]

I was told condoms never work and you might as well not use them. Mississippi is #1 in teen pregnancy for a reason.

I heard you can turn a condom inside out and use it again to save money!

[Showa Gyaos]

I go to strip clubs to admire God's work

Should I, or shouldn't I put this quote into my signature?

[Hellspawn28]

I'm definitely a boobs first guy, but the face is usually the make or break.

Same here. I usally like girls for they are and Girls with brown hair tend to be my main favorite though.

[wataru]

I dont care how stacked a lady is.
I dont care how bootilicous her backside is.
I dont care how enchanting her eyes are.
I dont care if she can suck a bowling ball through a straw.

If her feet are nasty ...deal breaker.

[Tyler]

I heard you can turn a condom inside out and use it again to save money!

I just FHUTA.

Speaking of that I remember a buttsecks thread on the old forum.

[KaneLocke]

It's more important to be with someone you want to be WITH then just adding another notch mark to your bed post.

BTW sideways is best. Try it.

Couldn't agree more. But I've learned relationships need practice. So does sex.

And, yes, sideways is awesome.

[Fairy Mothra]

I'm probably asking for it just by posting in this thread but oh well. lol

sex is awesome. I haven't had it in a while because my boyfriend has probably the least active sex drive in the entire world. I've been really busy lately though so it hasn't been bothering me as much as it usually would.

as far as condoms breaking, it's only ever happened once in the two years I've been with my current boyfriend, so I can personally say I'm pretty sure they work, lol. I'm on the pill anyway though. no babies for me, thanks. I honestly think that if you're smart about it you can pretty much guarantee you're not going to get anyone pregnant (this is assuming the girl's on some kind of birth control and you trust that she's telling you the truth). I'm not saying it's not possible to get pregnant on birth control, but if you take it properly (same time, not missing any doses, paying attention to certain things like antibiotics or other medications that might negate the effects) the chances of that are slim.

and yes, sex is better with someone you love and want to be with. I've only ever had sex with one guy I wasn't dating and it was awkward and I ended up dating him anyway because I felt like I had to. but that's another story, lol.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

I'm probably asking for it just by posting in this thread but oh well. lol

sex is awesome. I haven't had it in a while because my boyfriend has probably the least active sex drive in the entire world. I've been really busy lately though so it hasn't been bothering me as much as it usually would.

as far as condoms breaking, it's only ever happened once in the two years I've been with my current boyfriend, so I can personally say I'm pretty sure they work, lol. I'm on the pill anyway though. no babies for me, thanks. I honestly think that if you're smart about it you can pretty much guarantee you're not going to get anyone pregnant (this is assuming the girl's on some kind of birth control and you trust that she's telling you the truth). I'm not saying it's not possible to get pregnant on birth control, but if you take it properly (same time, not missing any doses, paying attention to certain things like antibiotics or other medications that might negate the effects) the chances of that are slim.

and yes, sex is better with someone you love and want to be with. I've only ever had sex with one guy I wasn't dating and it was awkward and I ended up dating him anyway because I felt like I had to. but that's another story, lol.

You've damned yourself.