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Re: The sex thread.

Postby HeiseiGodzilla117 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:23 pm

^Believe me, there are several points I would like to make, but I'm trying to hold myself back. lol
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby KaneLocke » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:05 pm

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zilla103192 wrote:weird that this thread was made now... i just got done with bri.... nevermind :huge:


Did you put on a comdom or do you want to be a Dad at the age of 18?

I believe that's my line...

You know, I'm not against the idea of this thread, Yabs, but given the population of TK is largely populated by virgins and children, I'm forseeing a lot of spam in this thread's future.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Hellspawn28 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:35 pm

I know people who had sex at a young age, and where not too happy about it. I know a girl in Junior High where she had a baby at the age of 12, and had to night school for the next five years.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Legionmaster » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:37 pm

Hellspawn28 wrote:The one thing I don't like about Sex is that people will act like that they are all that because they got sex and act they are a total man now because they had sex.

lulzwatarululz

Condoms are like 98% effective when used correctly, and birth control pills are around the same last time I checked. Just use both correctly and it will take a miracle to have a kid.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby yaburu » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:09 pm

KaneLocke wrote:You know, I'm not against the idea of this thread, Yabs, but given the population of TK is largely populated by virgins and children, I'm forseeing a lot of spam in this thread's future.


*sigh* I know. I was very well aware that might well be the fate of the thread, but I was hoping for otherwise. Sadly, I see this thread getting locked soon if it doesn't stop.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby zilla103192 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:12 pm

didnt go that far per say... if you want the details, send me a PM... but im npot gonna get in trouble here ;)
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby KaneLocke » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:11 pm

Sorry to say this, dude, but the more you talk about it, the less, I believe you.

Sorry, it's just too much like childish bragging.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Lamango » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:19 pm

A majority here have probably never seen a three-dimensional boob.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Malchik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:28 pm

Lamango wrote:A majority here have probably never seen a three-dimensional boob.

We all can't be as well endowed as you.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby TokyoVigilante » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:52 pm

You can pull a condom over your leg without it breaking. It would need to be damage related to a bad reaction to an outside lubricant, temperature, or not being stored properly; problems which can be avoided by reading the box (IE; Being RESPONSIBLE). And the pill is good too. It's not really possible to get pregnant on the pill as long as theyre being taken regularly and consistently.

So fret not! The only thing you need to worry about is the lady beige cooky and poking holes in condoms, being irregular with the pill (which can make her more fertile if she isn't taking it properly) for babies to be made. And if you can't say for sure if she's insane or not, then you shouldn't be sleeping with her in the first place.

On the subject of sex itself, yeah it's fine. But like most things reserved for older kids and adults it loses it's novelty after a while (see drinking).
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Godzilla 2000 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:58 pm

KaneLocke wrote:Sorry to say this, dude, but the more you talk about it, the less, I believe you.

Sorry, it's just too much like childish bragging.


So I wasnt the only one thinking it? Thank God.

Yeah, when people constantly go on about their girlfriends or sex, it does seem like bragging...or an attempt to sound like they "got game" when in fact they dont. Ya know, pretend girlfriends and all that.



But on the subject of sex, and in an attempt to add something to the topic, I pose a question; what are your feelings on sex before marriage?

Personally, for me, it would take a skreeonk miracle to get a girl to willingly sleep with me, but assuming that could happen, I'd like to wait until we were married. I imagine it would feel more "right" to know this girl is going to be my lover for life and that we can be as crazy as we want in bed without worrying or thinking about "those who came before." I'd be very awkward, for me, to climb into bed with my wife, knowing that just a few years ago I was doing the same with a totally different woman (again, assuming such a miracle would ever come to pass). I'd feel like I had cheated on my wife, or wasnt being completely truthful. It'd just feel wrong.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Gigan X3 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:22 pm

I don't do it very often.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby mecha-gino » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:28 pm

Gigan X3 wrote:I don't do it very often.

Because of all the McDonalds you eat gives you Erectal disfunction. :P
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby KaneLocke » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:30 pm

Never bought into sex before marriage.

Why? Simple. Marriages aren't forever. It's great there are people who still think that, no sarcasm intended. But the reality is that people rarely ever finish growing. When you marry, you can still grow apart. I've always had issues with the institution of marriage for that very reason.

For those who want a less political answer, think of it this way: sex before marriage is good practice so you don't disappoint the woman whom you want to spend the rest of your life with. If ya don't see it that way, great. It shows a loyalty and devotion most people don't have. But, personally, I would think of it as depriving myself of one of life's simple pleasures. I see no reason for it. I'm loyal enough as it is, partially because I've already been betrayed and I'd never want to put someone through that.

My personal experience is that, at first, it does feel a bit awkward sleeping with a different woman. But it doesn't feel like lying or cheating. It's like your first time all over again.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Gigan X3 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:33 pm

mecha-gino wrote:
Gigan X3 wrote:I don't do it very often.

Because of all the McDonalds you eat gives you Erectal disfunction. :P


It's because once you've done a three way while hanging from a Helicopter's stairs, nothing feels as exciting, you should know well.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:34 pm

Anyone else a leg guy? Thighs for the win.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby KaneLocke » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:37 pm

Not so much. I've noticed most women with nice legs are twigs.

I'm into eyes. But failing that, I'm a boob man first, an ass man second.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Drewzilla » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:40 pm

Hair Color does play apart for me. I like Black and/or Red heads. Also, I don't know why, but a woman with pale skin is attractive to me.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Gigan X3 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:48 pm

KaneLocke wrote:Not so much. I've noticed most women with nice legs are twigs.

I'm into eyes. But failing that, I'm a boob man first, an ass man second.


This so much, Hair 2nd for me.
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Biollante wrote:WHY DID THE TERMINATOR STEAL THE BIKER'S GLASSES IN TERMINATOR 2? IT SERVED NOOOOO PURPOSE, WHERE'S THE EXPOSITION?

He was going to kill the T1000 with SEXINESS
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Reptile » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:13 pm

I like a lady with a nice voice. Boobs are always good though, and I prefer dark hair.
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