Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

[Tyler]

Mississippi ain't that different either. Some places look nice while others have meth labs counter as daycare centers.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Hey! Everyone, get back on topic please.

If you don't have a question for Stuckey, stop posting please.

[Stuckey]

Alright, well, seems like I have a lot to reply to.

@TSoM- Well, I said "self-proclaimed", so I guess you're just gunna have to take my word on it. Hah. Besides, I did help SS4G get a date last night.

@Tyler- Humor is definately what I think works the best.

@Fairy Mothra- It'd be an honor to have you helping out. ;D Hear that guys? This topic just got better, 'cause now you have an actual female giving her opinion. And as for the "Common sense" thing, unfortunately common sense seems to be something that most people need help with.

@Spirit- For the animated girls...maybe find a chick that likes doing cosplay? That'd be about as close as you could get to it not being extremely strange. You're 19 right? So for the girls that are 3 years younger, just do what I did this one time. Give them your number and tell them to call you when they turn 18.

@JVM- That's not the right mindset. At all. If you're afraid of the rejection then you're probably going to be afraid of someone saying yes. The whole point of this topic is to help people realize that rejection is not bad. Everyone gets rejected at some point, it's inevitable. You just have to brush it off like nothing happened. And if you don't get used to rejection now then you'll be even worse in a couple years. Now is the time that you take the chances. If you aren't taking a risk, it's not going to be fun. You, my good sir, will benefit from my help.

@Slash- I've not tried that approach, nor do I think I ever will. But if there are people that want to try that, then I agree with you and I think that they should go ahead and try it. Doesn't hurt to take those chances.

@Flawed- I wish I would have seen what you wrote before you edited it. Lame. Don't give up hope though. Gotta keep the chin up.

@Cinematic- Seems to me like you're just finding some bad chicks. I'll definately think more about your post and see if I can help you out a little.

@Lamango and Hedorah- Oh you guys sure are silly. Say Hedorah, wouldn't you melt the chicks though if you touched them?

@Chris- Yeah, you know what's up. Brofist brotha'!

@Wataru- Woman or lady probably works better for you, although I believe there is an age limit on when a chick can be called a woman. And most of the members around here are 20 and younger, with some exceptions of course. So really, I consider them to be girls still. But I just call them chicks normally.

@G1- You get a brofist too!

I believe that's everything for this post then. Later tonight I should have the first post updated with a few more tips. To start off they will be the more "common sense" ones, but it's amazing how people still overlook them. So be watching for that. ;D

[Hedorah]

@Lamango and Hedorah- Oh you guys sure are silly. Say Hedorah, wouldn't you melt the chicks though if you touched them?

Yes I would, but seriously I do have a question, what if say this girl was a good friend of you, how would you tell her without making the friendship awkward?

[Legion1979]

Pennsylvania is FAR more rednecky than Lon Gisland. Cuz that's not rednecky at all. MM is rednecky though. Aren't you. You smelly hillperson you.

eastern Long Island is strange because in some parts it's all hip rich people and in others it's totally boondock hicktowns. I, unfortunately, don't live with the hip rich people :c

Western Long Island here, where most of the girls are spoiled Italian princesses. I've got a female Godzilla fan in my own back yard. Good to know.

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

@Lamango and Hedorah- Oh you guys sure are silly. Say Hedorah, wouldn't you melt the chicks though if you touched them?

Yes I would, but seriously I do have a question, what if say this girl was a good friend of you, how would you tell her without making the friendship awkward?

I know this isnt my thread, (sorry Stuckey) but I say get drunk with her. But make sure she's more intoxicated. Then you could play it off as a drunken joke if it feels awkward.....at least thats what I wou- I mean a friend of mine did.....

[Hedorah]

Yeah that wouldn't work at all

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

@Lamango and Hedorah- Oh you guys sure are silly. Say Hedorah, wouldn't you melt the chicks though if you touched them?

Yes I would, but seriously I do have a question, what if say this girl was a good friend of you, how would you tell her without making the friendship awkward?

I've got experience with this. All too recent, also.

There's three ways to do this:

- Dont tell her and continue being lonely and be like every
one of Michael Cera's roll and adore her from afar.

- Don't tell her and try to shimmy yourself in. Ask her to go out with you. To he movies, mall, some type of social forum. Alex, can you expand upon this?

- Just tell her. I did this. You can do this two ways: The "HAVE ME!" way or the subtle, sneak attack. I text the girl I like a "hypothetical" situation. If there was a girl I liked and I was tired of trying to be subtle, would you think it's smart to just tell her? She said yes. And I was like "Well, congrats, I ahve feelings for you"...and yeah. It seemed good and all, for me, but I'm stopping with this story here.

...I wouldnt suggest the "HAVE ME" way.

Now, Fairy Mothra, would you mind giving the female view for this? Cause I actually would like to know how they respond to guys being straight up honest.

[Hedorah]

Thanks that was kind of a help, ohhhh Fairy Mothra tell us your female secrets!

[KaneLocke]

-rubs the bridge of his nose-

Am I the only one here who thinks the best way to go about it is let them come to you? All these people who think "they'll never get a date" or that they "only attract ugly people" just need to sit back and be patient and let life run it's course. Simple as that.

Dating isn't all it's cut out to be. It's not a hugely important piece of life.

[Fairy Mothra]

Now, Fairy Mothra, would you mind giving the female view for this? Cause I actually would like to know how they respond to guys being straight up honest.

alright. like I said, I can't speak for every girl/woman/whatever you want to call us, but being honest is usually the best way to go. some girls actually do go for guys who would tell them they like them after only knowing them for a short while, but IMO it's usually better to save it until after you've established a little bit of a friendship. asking a girl out on a date is usually the best way to let her know you have feelings for her or are interested in her, because it's not quite as up front as 'HI I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU' and it shows that you think she's worth taking out and getting to know better. if all goes well after a few dates and hanging out you can ask her to be your girlfriend or tell you really like her or whatnot. but it's really something you have to judge based on the situation and the individual girl.

but as long as you be yourself and show that you're interested and that you think highly of her (without being creepy) you're doing the best you can do. if she says she doesn't really feel the same way there isn't really anything you could've done about it.

I hope that made sense because this stuff is really hard to explain, lol.

-rubs the bridge of his nose-

Am I the only one here who thinks the best way to go about it is let them come to you? All these people who think "they'll never get a date" or that they "only attract ugly people" just need to sit back and be patient and let life run it's course. Simple as that.

Dating isn't all it's cut out to be. It's not a hugely important piece of life.

I totally agree with this.
although I think this more for people who don't know what do when things actually come to them, lol. or something like that. I don't know, I'm just trying to give some insight into the female point of view on the subject.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

-rubs the bridge of his nose-

Am I the only one here who thinks the best way to go about it is let them come to you? All these people who think "they'll never get a date" or that they "only attract ugly people" just need to sit back and be patient and let life run it's course. Simple as that.

Dating isn't all it's cut out to be. It's not a hugely important piece of life.

While I agree, there's the sad fact that people aren't patient, or give up too early, or are neurotic to the point that they NEED to date someone.

[Fairy Mothra]

-rubs the bridge of his nose-

Am I the only one here who thinks the best way to go about it is let them come to you? All these people who think "they'll never get a date" or that they "only attract ugly people" just need to sit back and be patient and let life run it's course. Simple as that.

Dating isn't all it's cut out to be. It's not a hugely important piece of life.

While I agree, there's the sad fact that people aren't patient, or give up too early, or are neurotic to the point that they NEED to date someone.

quoted for truth. it's perfectly normal to go for months/years without dating anyone and it doesn't mean you're a loser or a failure.

[spinzilla]

just take a chance. find a specialb reason to take her somewhere (prom, ring ceremony, work party etc) then go from there.

thats what i did and ive had a very awesome girlfriend for the 4 pasr years.

now making the relationship work in the long run thats a completely different beast.

[Cinematic Kaiju]

Well, I don't really need advice.. I already know what to do with the lady situation. I'm not gonna go out and pretend i am someone else.. I am comfortable being myself and if no one likes it then whatever. I'm as real as they come.

Like for instance, ive been recently trying to talk to this one girl and she finally came forth and said 'i know you're a really nice guy and all but i have a boyfriend'. I find that to be complete b.s. because everytime i try to talk to her she only gives me one worded responses and secondly i know for a fact she does NOT have a bf cuz my friends are close with her and tell me shes single. Hell, her facebook and myspaces say shes single. So idk what game shes playing but it must be the "oh he's gotta be hot and bad" kinda game. I'm not a goody two shoes. I am a little different but i am honest and tell it like it is.

No offenses to females on the board, but the only solution I can come up with is this: Women are b*tches. Especially the ones that show no interest in you no matter how sweet and/or interesting and cool you are. Thats the bottom line. That or i'm very unlucky.

[FlawedCoil82]

@Flawed- I wish I would have seen what you wrote before you edited it. Lame. Don't give up hope though. Gotta keep the chin up.

I saved my rant just in case I did decide to repost it later on. And because it is the truth and I am tired of apologizing for the truth, here it is: My Field Guide to the many she-beasts that I am only ever capable of attracting or finding on my own:


The only girls who contact me or that I find are what I like to call "she-beasts". There are many different species of she-beasts, but I'll just cover the major ones that at least acknowledge I exist.

Trailer Park Cougar: This is a very common type of she-beast that contacts me. Typically, they are at very least, 15 years older than I am with a drug/alcohol addiction and with multiple children. They wear wifebeaters and unique hair styles (shaved, mohawks, mullets, etc.)
BIG Bad Bertha: These are also extremely common. They are women who are at least double, if not triple my own size. I am not hardly someone with the physique of a Greek god myself and so I don't expect (nor really want) to meet a thin fit beauty queen. But I simply am not attracted to women who have rear ends as wide as I am tall. When I attempt to just befriend them, they try to go for more. I just want a "plain Jane" kind of girl. Not athletic. Not huge. Just "average". I'd be thrilled with that.
Too Tattooed Tabithas: I am not very attracted to girls with tattoos. A few are ok, but when girls have their entire arms, backs or legs tattooed, I am old fashioned and still consider that "trashy".
"You LOVE Children, I hope?": No, I don't really. One kid, sure. Two, maybe. But it seems an unwritten law that any woman who shows interest in me (especially in person) MUST have no less than three children to her name: usually with different fathers and plenty of drama.
Neutral Numbbutts: Oh, these ones get on my nerves. These are the ones who have countless things in common with me and they are usually attractive as well (you know, just to make it much worse when they show NO sign of life, interest or even curiousity). Yet, I must practically use a cattle prod to get any form of communication out of them. They don't talk unless I start. They don't ask me questions on their own. They don't care if they never hear from me. They don't get excited about anything. Whether I talk to them once a day or once a year, they won't lose a single minute of sleep over it. Yet, when I ask them if they are still interested in talking, they say "Don't be an idiot, I still talk to you, don't I?". Yes hun, you do...but once every 8 months just isn't working for me.
Bi-polar Hellcats: These are the girls who are super sweet one day and then total bitches the next. They go off without warning. Usually, it's because they display characteristics of "Neutral Numbbutts" when they show that they don't care one bit if they go MONTHS without speaking to me, calling/writing back or hanging out and so I call them out on it and ask why. That's when I face their wrath.
"We have so much in common....yuck!": This is basically a spin off of "Neutral Numbbutts" (see above). I just don't understand this particular breed of she-beast. These are the only ones I inevitably find and try to contact on my own but the more hobbies/interests I seem to have in common with them, the even LESS interested they are in talking. They just aren't impressed. Ever.
Pressure Pushers: These are the girls who pressure me into deciding whether I want to start a family with them mere WEEKS after first meeting them. They are usually attractive and have at least two children and thus are in a rush to find a father figure for their children.
"I need a hott jerk kinda guy who will let me be stupid but then bail me out of trouble when I inevitably find it" girls: Enough said.
"Thanks for the advice, now bye until next time I need you to help my asshole boyfriend get laid while you forever remain alone": These are the girls who don't have a thing to do with me unless their boyfriends screw them over. They come to me asking for my advice, then I give it to them because I am a good listener. Then she goes back to her dumbass boyfriend and gives him all the benefits, and ignores/forgets me until the next time she needs advice when he makes her mad.
Bathless Betty: These are the she-beasts who look/smell as if they bathe once a week at most.
"Oopps! Silly me, I forgot to include the last words in my requirements list for a man": These are the girls who act repulsed by me when I try to introduce myself, since I foolishly believe her when she says "All I want is to find a nice, caring guy." and so I figure I meet those standards. Unfortunately, too often the case, I always discover (after getting no reply or seeing my message deleted) that what they REALLY meant to say is "All I want is to find a nice, caring guy who is smoking hott party guy with tan, muscular tattooed arms and cocky personality, yet by some miracle will NOT be so stuck on himself due to him already knowing that he doesn't need to value any girl he currently has because he knows if he loses one girl, there will be 10,000 more eagerly waiting in line to take her place anyways!"
Sex Starved Starlets: These are girls who don't think I will mind that they want to sleep around with multiple guys (or their ex) while I am still in the process of trying to get to know her. I am extremely shy and they have zero patience in waiting for me to warm up to them. If I am not bedding them in a week, they search elsewhere.
Librarian Liars: I get TONS of these. These are "girls" who claim they are 25 - 30 but look every bit as old as 45 (or older). They look like they should be librarians or teachers, but the scary, old looking kind with double/triple chins and short, frazzled hair with magnifying glass eye glasses.
"I'm not ready for a relationship, or least not until a hunk contacts me": I am a pro for finding these girls to. They are the ones who are ok being friends but tell me that they aren't ready for a relationship yet....so I grant their requests and back off, all the while another schmuck can be allowed to work his magic on her and she lets him right in the front door with none of the restrictions I had. And worse still, once prince charming does make it in her door, I never hear from her again.
"My ex loved that band...so you must be evil to": These are the girls who decide not to give me a chance, just because I like the same band/movie/show/book that their ex liked.


I guess that is enough for now. Needless to say, I can NEVER EVER find the type of girl I am looking for who will talk or show the slightest hint of interest in getting to know me. And the only ones who do show interest in me are the ones I have zero in common with, zero attraction to or zero understanding for. And they are only online. Around here, if you don't party and get drunk/get high, don't adore children nor deficate $100 bills every morning, then you don't find a girl...it's just that simple. I can't get decent girls to notice me when I go places, only online. And they are all frightening looking, act like they have to paid to even pretend that they are interested (these are the ones I usually find on my own) or have severe attitude issues. Every time I see I got mail from a girl, I can literally hear both God and Satan snickering together because I already know ahead of time that she will inevitably be one of the above. It's been an ongoing curse for several years now and never changes. Because I went to a tiny village school, I had no opportunities to meet a good girl in school. And after graduation, all my friends from school moved away as well, so I have no one to go places with. It's extremely hard to walk up to a group of girls when you are all alone and know NOTHING about them ahead of time or wondering if their psycho boyfriend is just in the bathroom.

Anyways, it will take a Godsent miracle to end the curse I have, to where I can be allowed to meet an Ohio girl who is truly different than I mentioned and yet actually interested enough to give me a shot. I can't pull false confidence out of my ass though after every girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl after girl that I am really interested in or wanting to get to know will not even give me a shred of hope to hold on to or work with. All the while I'm being continiously bombarded by interested she-beasts that I am the LEAST interested in myself that, for some reason, I seem to be a magnet for. I do at least make sure any girl I contact has stuff in common with me first. The she-beasts that contact me don't even do that.
Jack

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

Well, I don't really need advice.. I already know what to do with the lady situation. I'm not gonna go out and pretend i am someone else.. I am comfortable being myself and if no one likes it then whatever. I'm as real as they come.

Like for instance, ive been recently trying to talk to this one girl and she finally came forth and said 'i know you're a really nice guy and all but i have a boyfriend'. I find that to be complete b.s. because everytime i try to talk to her she only gives me one worded responses and secondly i know for a fact she does NOT have a bf cuz my friends are close with her and tell me shes single. Hell, her facebook and myspaces say shes single. So idk what game shes playing but it must be the "oh he's gotta be hot and bad" kinda game. I'm not a goody two shoes. I am a little different but i am honest and tell it like it is.

No offenses to females on the board, but the only solution I can come up with is this: Women are b*tches. Especially the ones that show no interest in you no matter how sweet and/or interesting and cool you are. Thats the bottom line. That or i'm very unlucky.

You see, I have a problem with this and I know I shouldnt, but come on dude. Spewing things like "I already know what to do with the lady situation," then saying "No offenses to females on the board, but the only solution I can come up with is this: Women are b*tches. Especially the ones that show no interest in you no matter how sweet and/or interesting and cool you are. Thats the bottom line. That or i'm very unlucky" is an oxymoron to me. It shows you dont know what to do with the lady situation, or you wouldnt apologize and call women bitches. You wouldnt be crying about how sweet and or interesting and cool you are, but no women show interest in you.
If you know what to do, take the pacifier out of your mouth, pull up your pants, and go get you some!
For real.

[yaburu]

Flawed, dude, you should have split that post into two sections...

Old Testament and New Testament.

Hey! *rimshot*

[FlawedCoil82]

Haha, sorry about that. Once I get on a roll though, it's hard to stop. It's something that has deeply frustrated me for several years now and I had to release some of it.

[Cinematic Kaiju]

Ok, i'm sorry how I posted what I feel and i'm sorry if i made u upset.. don't want everyone to dislike me. Maybe i'll just stick with the "yeah i'm single and she'll come along one day" speech lol.