Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Hmm, Pennsylvania is close enough to that place. Maybe I'll be as impervious to the law as the people in Long Island.

Still have a problem with animated girls, though. And I'll be damned if I'm sink low enough to making out with my PS1 while playing FFVII...

After hearing about your freshman year, Pete...heres' my advice.

Go to parties, but dont get trash. Remember the night with the pink boxers? Yeah, you dont. Lets not repeat that. Go, get buzzed, flirt.

With people your age.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Remember the night with the pink boxers?

....quiet you.

[Fairy Mothra]

Hmm, Pennsylvania is close enough to that place. Maybe I'll be as impervious to the law as the people in Long Island.

Still have a problem with animated girls, though. And I'll be damned if I'm sink low enough to making out with my PS1 while playing FFVII...

FFVII? where the graphics are so blocky no one has discernable facial features...?
hot.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Hmm, Pennsylvania is close enough to that place. Maybe I'll be as impervious to the law as the people in Long Island.

Still have a problem with animated girls, though. And I'll be damned if I'm sink low enough to making out with my PS1 while playing FFVII...

FFVII? where the graphics are so blocky no one has discernable facial features...?
hot.

I meant VIII. Sue me.

[JVM]

Brilliant topic idea, some people here could probably use the help, including me in the future probably. But I see no reason to try right now - I'm positive of rejection, and I'd like to simply wait a while longer before I actually try anything, until I think I can actually pass. Should only be a year or two off anyway.

[gvamp]

Problem with me is I'm completely oblivious to girls hitting on me. @_@

Unless it's extremely obvious... Like yesterday, when this girl IMed me on Facebook, going on about how some quiz had told her we're soul mates or whatever. She's not that pretty. I currently have my sights set higher, if you know what I mean.

That's something that happens to everyone of us. It's happend to me and it's happend to many of my friends.

[Legionmaster]

Pennsylvania is FAR more rednecky than Lon Gisland. Cuz that's not rednecky at all. MM is rednecky though. Aren't you. You smelly hillperson you.

[Slash]

I'll chime in with my advice...

Guys, if you've got a feminine quality to you, you might as well use it on girls. At worst, they'll come up to you and ask if you are a boy or a girl, which at least means they want to talk to you, even if it's just for that one thing. Then, they'll either be infatuated by how much you look than them, or amazed that you can look so feminine, but be such a "man" where and when it counts. It's a win-win situation.

Let me show you how it's done.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/theblessedandthedamned/100_2939a.jpg

Suave, no?

Always gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[FlawedCoil82]

EDIT: Eh, I decided to take down my multi paragraph rant about all the different species of "she-beasts" that I am forever cursed to keep encountering. Some people might not understand that I was really being honest but in a somewhat sarcastic way (finding humor in it is the only way I can keep some sanity).

[spinzilla]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/theblessedandthedamned/100_2939a.jpg

IT'S A TRAP!

Great idea for a topic. Should be an interesting read to say the least.

[Cinematic Kaiju]

Ya know what I saw this thread, I just had to pitch in my two cents. I have had trouble getting a girlfriend in recent past. Actually, the only ones I have ever gotten are the psycho's (not the good psycho's either -- the ones that flip like a switch ones).

My longest relationship was for 5 years, she was a child hood sweety, asked her out 10 years later, had a good first 2 years, middle was on the rocks, and last year and a half was a nightmare. We never had sex. Not once. Why? Because I respected her, I loved her, and I wouldn't force her against her will. I don't believe in rape and/or hitting women to prove a point, it's not how I was raised, and I'm not like that at all. After her, I haven't had too much luck with women.

I have had:

-Liars
-Cheaters
-Drug Addicts
-Girls who want it their way or no way.
-The ones that take things WAYYY out of context.

You name it. I've had it.

Now, I'm not trying to sound arrogant or anything, but deep down I do believe I am a "woman's everything". I'm the type of guy that would go the distance for ONE special girl and love her like no other. But, when it comes to me.. all girls want nowadays are assholes. I mean really, what can be defined as "asshole" nowadays? But, personally, I think that is just an excuse.. most just want hot men. Me on the other hand, i'm no Brad Pitt or "Edward Cullen" **shivers down my spine** but I am not the ugliest. I am a pretty handsome guy, pretty average, down to earth. Yet, I'm always over looked and ignored and never given a chance to be seen and to shine.

The reason I don't think I can get a girlfriend and/or a girl to even talk to me is because.... either my looks, i'm very open and I tell it like it is, I never sugar coat anything, because I am not in middle school or high school anymore where I have to hide my emotions. I'm an adult. Girls say "oh, we want the real deal, we don't want cheaters, etc etc" yet here I am, and I am always ignored. Here are a few excuses I have heard in the past from women:

"You're cool and everything, but you love horror movies, etc.. we can be friends." -- she never talked to me again.

"We have to break up because I don't feel beautiful enough to be with you, even if you mean it" "How come you're adding celebrities on your facebook/myspace page? are you gonna talk to them? *in a cheating way or something*" -- she was a psycho and I wanted her out of my life.

"I'm gonna take you shopping to change your clothing style." -- after arguing with her by asking WHY? for the entire conversation, I just got frustrated and told her she can't change me, another one out the door.

"Yeah we can be friends, you're really cool." -- the next day she ended up deleting me off facebook/myspace and when I text'd her just by saying hi, she responds "who is this?"

Yeah. I haven't have any good experiences with women. And this is the thing, I will NOT change for women. I will NOT change for ANYBODY. I can only change for myself. I will NOT give up my hobbies just for a girl. It's either you take me or you leave me. Your choice. I honestly can live without a woman, although it'd be nice to have someone to cuddle up next to and have sex, but in the end (for me at least), it's always a disappointment. Something ALWAYS happens. So I say, I can live without a woman because I have the things in my life to make me happy (my friends, my hobbies, my money, and my animals).

Ok, sorry for ranting, I just had to get that off my chest.

[Hedorah]

A nice hanky and chloroform work for me.

Me and him see the subject of dating eye-to-eye it seems.....

[Chris55]

Hey everybody, it's the #1 self-proclaimed ladies man here.
This thread will be, as some of you have guessed, a guide on how to get a date. I've noticed throughout my time here on TK that a lot of you seem to think you'll never have a girlfriend. I find that to be a bunch of bull. With the right attitude, you will definately be able to get the girl. (Disclaimer: I am saying only girls because there are not that many female members. But if you'd like advice, I'd still be glad to offer it.)

To start off this first post will be pretty short, but as time goes by and I have some free time, expect this post to be updated with new "tips" if you will. Also, SS4G will be my assistant in this thread, so if there is something I can't really help with, he might be able to. Or if one of the other members has advice to offer, feel free.

I will answer practically all questions, but if you want to do nothing but get a chick into bed, well...I'm not going to give you much help with that. That's something that you should be able to do on your own after you get your confidence up. If there is something that you feel is too embarassing or you just would rather not have the other members see it, just PM me your question/situation instead.

I think that about covers what I'll be doing in this thread for now.
So here's the first piece of advice...

You have nothing to lose. That's right. The girl turned you down? Who cares, there are plenty of others. What matters is that you put yourself out there and took a chance. And that my friends, is the first thing you need to realize when it comes to "getting the girl".

Alright, let's get those questions coming in here!

I am not trying to start anything and really digging this thread. But i am just wondering for our question askers what your credentials are. I am not doubting them and have deep respect for doing this for us, but just wondering what makes you legit?

He's Stuckey! That's all I need to convince me he knows what's up!

[wataru]

Guys, guys, guys...

You don't get girls. Girls get you. Power of the pussy.















...oh, and it's smart NOT to call them girls. Woman or lady works better.

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

This thread will become the awesome thread. I have forseen it.

[Tyler]

Ah, Southern girl, huh?

Hey, they're not all like that.

[Fairy Mothra]

Pennsylvania is FAR more rednecky than Lon Gisland. Cuz that's not rednecky at all. MM is rednecky though. Aren't you. You smelly hillperson you.

eastern Long Island is strange because in some parts it's all hip rich people and in others it's totally boondock hicktowns. I, unfortunately, don't live with the hip rich people :c

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

Pennsylvania is FAR more rednecky than Lon Gisland. Cuz that's not rednecky at all. MM is rednecky though. Aren't you. You smelly hillperson you.

eastern Long Island is strange because in some parts it's all hip rich people and in others it's totally boondock hicktowns. I, unfortunately, don't live with the hip rich people :c

Those boondock hicktowns aint bad at all. As a matter of fact, 13 years ago, I would go up to those boonies to hang with the females there.....which is very relative to this thread!

[Fairy Mothra]

Pennsylvania is FAR more rednecky than Lon Gisland. Cuz that's not rednecky at all. MM is rednecky though. Aren't you. You smelly hillperson you.

eastern Long Island is strange because in some parts it's all hip rich people and in others it's totally boondock hicktowns. I, unfortunately, don't live with the hip rich people :c

Those boondock hicktowns aint bad at all. As a matter of fact, 13 years ago, I would go up to those boonies to hang with the females there.....which is very relative to this thread!

blegh, when you live here it kind of sucks. in the summer it's full of tourists and in the winter it's totally deserted :c

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

blegh, when you live here it kind of sucks. in the summer it's full of tourists and in the winter it's totally deserted :c

The same could be said for the city, except its never deserted. But with the prices what they are, to do anything nowadays, its lame.
We need to group troup!