Random question:Which two Kaijus would make a good couple?

knockinrockin · Post by **knockinrockin** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:57 pm

I believe Godzilla's penis is
1.) Destroyed by so much weapons, and monsters that were picking on it
2.) Nuclear Radiation made him have no penis
3.) His weenie is really inside his Vag...

edgaguirus · Post by **edgaguirus** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:38 pm

Has it truely degenerated into this? Aren't we suppose to be talking about couples here?

omgitsgodzilla · Post by **omgitsgodzilla** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:55 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:I believe Godzilla's penis is
1.) Destroyed by so much weapons, and monsters that were picking on it
2.) Nuclear Radiation made him have no penis
3.) His weenie is really inside his Vag...

Godzilla has troll genitalia - nook and bonebulge. The bulge is a tentacle-like penile pleasure organ, sort of a large, prehensile clitoris of sorts. Just below that is the nook, an orifice into which things can be inserted and out of which the reproductive fluids are expelled.

You know it's bad when Godzilla and Homestuck, two completely unrelated fandoms, converge in insane fan theories.

omgitsgodzilla · Post by **omgitsgodzilla** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:08 pm

^^Much like the bonebulge is speculated to be.

natevirus · Post by **natevirus** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:58 am

edgaguirus wrote:Has it truely degenerated into this? Aren't we suppose to be talking about couples here?

This thread was kinda ridiculous to begin with...

And yet it still lives...unless a moderator or admin locks this topic below this post...

edgaguirus · Post by **edgaguirus** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:37 pm

True, but talking about couples in the kaiju world is speculative fun. Talking about Godzilla's junk is just ridiculous.

omgitsgodzilla · Post by **omgitsgodzilla** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:11 am

Hey, it's like debating the trolls' anatomy in Homestuck - it seems idiotic at first glance, but it's really very important for writing smut fanfiction.

Breakdown · Post by **Breakdown** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:49 pm

Only on Toho Kingdom will one find discussions regarding the size of Godzilla's dick.

ghidorasauras · Post by **ghidorasauras** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:25 pm

Lol, I've alway thought that radiation made goji's dick larger, but killed all his sperm.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:07 pm

ghidorasauras wrote:Lol, I've alway thought that radiation made goji's dick larger, but killed all his sperm.

Well at least he won't have to worry about kids, except ones that are dumped on him.

omgitsgodzilla · Post by **omgitsgodzilla** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:42 pm

Damn kids. Always hatching then getting the shit kicked out of them and forcing you to adopt them.

Godzilla1703 · Post by **Godzilla1703** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:51 pm

Wait this is still here!? I thought this would have been locked by now.

edgaguirus · Post by **edgaguirus** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:17 pm

I thought it would be, too. This thing keeps going.

On the actual topic, I've thought that Mechanikong and Katsura would make a good couple. Kong is always carrying off living girls, so Mechanikong should have a cyborg for a love interest. Is that what they mean by cyber dating?

natevirus · Post by **natevirus** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:33 am

Godzilla1703 wrote:Wait this is still here!? I thought this would have been locked by now.

I wonder that too.

omgitsgodzilla · Post by **omgitsgodzilla** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:48 pm

Shipping is a characteristic common to most fandoms; I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier. Though I'd have expected predominantly human pairings

Eunectes · Post by **Eunectes** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:16 am

Minilla and Godzilla Junior.

wut.

Handsome Jack · Post by **Handsome Jack** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:08 pm

Mothra and Hedorah.

knockinrockin · Post by **knockinrockin** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:31 pm

TheChingzilla wrote:Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...

No no no, you're not doing a chicks fighting thing here mister.
We're doing kaiju couples, not female kaiju domestic assault.
Oh right, Hedorah and Dagahra, now that's a... toxic relation.

knockinrockin · Post by **knockinrockin** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:39 am

Shadow wrote:
TheChingzilla wrote:Destoroyah finds out Space Godzilla was cheating on her with Biollante. Furious, Destoroyah attacks Biollante with her Gravity beams, Bio slapped Destoroyah with her vines...
No no no, you're not doing a chicks fighting thing here mister.
We're doing kaiju couples, not female kaiju domestic assault.
Oh right, Hedorah and Dagahra, now that's a... toxic relation.

How about Deathla, and Hedorah?

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