by SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:48 pm
On my way to a grocery store, I drove down Old Walther Road, which cuts through a man's farm. On the right, all of the man's cows were just chillin' by the fence, nom nom noming on the grass.
On my way back, the the cows were now on the other side of their little penned in area, nom nom noming on the grass. Except two cows that were chillin' in the shade of a tree, nom nom noming on that grass. Those cows were like, "skreeonk you, bitches! We're gonna be chew on these here grass and not be in the sunlight! You stupid bitches."
Not much, but that made up dialogue made my day.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.