Pony Saxton Hale vs ???

[Kiryu2012]

I will be a ponified Saxton Hale.

Arena will be Ponyville.
No IKOs.
20 hits to win.

Intro: Saxton Hale was currently beating Gwangi across Ponyville when his next punching bag arrived...

[GodzillavsZilla]

Intro:Mecha King Ghidorah roared at Saxton Hale, but got ripped into pieces by the ultimate weapon. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris cracked his knuckles and readied himself for battle.

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: "Let's get this over with! There's a White shark waiting for me in my office!"

Saxton unched Chuck in the face.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

1 Successful Hit!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris didn't feel a thing and kicked Saxton in the nuts, crushing them.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

1 Successful Hit!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: "Feels like a razor!"

Saxton bucked Chuck in the chest.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Chuck Norris removes himself from the chest and says, "I don't die, Death is to afraid of me."

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: "Fine. I'll beat you beyond death with my bare hooves!"

Saxton punched Chuck in the groin.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris caught the hoove and broke it when he touched it

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Saxton's hoof regenerated and he punched Chuck in the groin.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris quickly recovered and ripped out Saxton's chest hair

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Saxton's chest hair could not be harmed as he bucked Chuck in the face.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris grabbed Saxton's head and threw him into seven houses

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Saxton stood back up, unfazed whatsoever.

"Was that pain, or just a hippie on my back?"

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris jumped in the air and roundhouse kicked the giant dragon Spike into Saxton

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Saxton just uppercut Chuck in his third fist.

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris endured the hit and his third fist punched Saxton in the face twelve times

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: "Feels like a razor!"

Saxton bucked Chuck in the face.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Chuck Norris says, "I feel fine!"

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Saxton punched Chuck across the face.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[GodzillavsZilla]

Attack:Chuck Norris endured the hit and threw a harpoon at Saxton and threw him across the town

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!