What ruined your day?

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

Some of you give absolutely horrible advice... I hope you have the common sense not to listen to what they're saying, GodzillaFan64. There's no reason to fight unless someone else throws the first punch. That'll just get you in deeper shit. Getting "older siblings and cousins" to do it for you is an even worse idea. If a situation can be resolved without violence or acting like you're tough shit then it should be. Jesus Christ...

[Kaiju-King42]

Uhh... don't grab his groin. That would just be weird.

Oh for crying out...

He doesn't mean in a sexual way he means squeeze until it hurts worse then a kick to the nuts. They teach it in self defense classes where if your grabbed from behind and can't move your arms along with just headbutting the guy behind you.

Only joking.

[kaiju_wars]

Some of you give absolutely horrible advice... I hope you have the common sense not to listen to what they're saying, GodzillaFan64. There's no reason to fight unless someone else throws the first punch. That'll just get you in deeper shit. Getting "older siblings and cousins" to do it for you is an even worse idea. If a situation can be resolved without violence or acting like you're tough shit then it should be. Jesus Christ...

I have to... I've learned telling your parents, or an adult (basically snitching) gets you nowhere at all. Hell, I tried telling my dad one time, when my iPod got stolen once. Here is what he said, "oh well"

Found the kid at school who had it, and I gave him a left hook to the jaw. I then got my iPod back. But seriously, 'telling an adult' has gotten me nowhere in life.

[TheSecondComing]

Fighting will probably get you a nice spot with Bubba in jail. Is an ipod really worth surprise buttsex?

A better strategy would be checking the local pawnshop. It's probably already there. The slower you act, the more likely it's there.

[Living Corpse]

Some of you give absolutely horrible advice... I hope you have the common sense not to listen to what they're saying, GodzillaFan64. There's no reason to fight unless someone else throws the first punch. That'll just get you in deeper shit. Getting "older siblings and cousins" to do it for you is an even worse idea. If a situation can be resolved without violence or acting like you're tough shit then it should be. Jesus Christ...

My personal experience is that teachers refuse to do shit until both sides are fighting (though I don't know if he's school staff is as f***ing "slow" or "don't care" as mine was) so it's better it happens quick and then when they ask why he tells them he stole his phone. Still should be a last resort if he's tried everything to reason with the school staff and they still refuse to listen.

Though I still think he should do what I said first, bring in his phone bill with his parents and have them tell that they haven't seen him using his phone in like forever and yet the bill is huge.

[Chris55]

The other 25%, he will call his mom to kick your ass and steal everything you own.

...his mom?

[NSZ]

Nononono, here's what ya do: That prick went to the principal right? Get a meeting arranged between your parents, the prick's parents, and the principal. If there's any sort of decency in the world, the prick's parents will say they didn't buy their prick son an iPhone. Boom, principal will realize he's been made a fool of, you get your iPhone back (and hopefully a skreeonk formal apology from the principal), and the prick gets what's coming to him.

Of course, this all rides on the hope that at least one of the prick's parents knows to do the right thing. Sometimes causing a person's world to collapse is a much more fun option than going Batman on his ass.

[Gyaos]

Well the auction for that $50 dollar Marmit Godzilla ended and I couldnt buy it because Im piss broke after having to pay for groceries for my parents who are also piss broke.

[MothraRocks]

Couldn't you prove it was yours by showing the photos and contacts on the phone?

[Bret]

I learned I have to bail hay on Monday. Hopefully it's not too many wagons.

[zilla103192]

I have an ingrown toenail

I JUST got new shoes... my old ones were a good deal too small... I bet they were the case.

I noticed a slight pain in my toe about a week ago, and it's only increased. I have been cleaning it every day and dabbing peroxide on it every night. But the pain is still pretty god damn unbearable when even the SLIGHTEST bit of pressure is put on my toe.

probably gonna call the doctor tomorrow.

[MothraRocks]

Get it trimmed out, ASAP.

Just trust me

[Kiryu2012]

Yeah I've had an ingrown toenail before. You should get it removed.

[Shazam14]

Raining like a bitch and I'm going to be on an airplane to Alabama.

[wataru]

I have an ingrown toenail

I JUST got new shoes... my old ones were a good deal too small... I bet they were the case.

I noticed a slight pain in my toe about a week ago, and it's only increased. I have been cleaning it every day and dabbing peroxide on it every night. But the pain is still pretty god damn unbearable when even the SLIGHTEST bit of pressure is put on my toe.

probably gonna call the doctor tomorrow.

Soak it in super hot water with salt in it. When the nail is soft and the skin is soft, get a butter knife and dig that sucker out!

[zilla103192]

I tried that already Wataru, skreeonk in there deep.

I have an appointment on tuesday.

[wataru]

I tried that already Wataru, skreeonk in there deep.

I have an appointment on tuesday.

Get some whiskey. Stick your foot in some ice for like 45 minutes til its good and numb. Get a shark knife and start cutting!

[Kiryu2012]

I tried that already Wataru, skreeonk in there deep.

I have an appointment on tuesday.

Get some whiskey. Stick your foot in some ice for like 45 minutes til its good and numb. Get a shark knife and start cutting!

Um, I don't think that would help. That sounds like he would end up cutting off his own foot.

[Legionmaster]

I tried that already Wataru, skreeonk in there deep.

I have an appointment on tuesday.

Get some whiskey. Stick your foot in some ice for like 45 minutes til its good and numb. Get a shark knife and start cutting!

If you're sticking your foot in ice to numb it, you don't need the whiskey.

[wataru]

Everyone needs whiskey.