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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:42 pm

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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby NSZ » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:31 pm

I just got done looking through a bunch of what a certain governor facing a recall has done for my state...

I only got one thing to say:



WHAT THE skreeonk DID I JUST READ?!
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby bearijuana » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:19 pm

OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby kaiju_wars » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:21 pm

bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at two and a half months in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby JAGzilla » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:23 pm

Your... cousin. Damn. You are in deep excrement, sir. :shock:
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby GodzillavsZilla » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:24 pm

I watched the trailer for the new Snow White remake. Why does Hollywood want to rape my childhood!
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Kiryu2012 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:25 pm

OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???

Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.) :(
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby bearijuana » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:31 pm

Kiryu2012 wrote:
OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???

Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.) :(

Thanks man, and no offense taken. Hopefully, although sad for me, there is some outside chance she was sleeping with another guy at the time. I only know she's pregnant and that far in right now and have yet to be enlightened as to the other details. But skreeonk shit am I freaking out right now.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:44 pm

bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby GodzillavsJason » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:54 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.


This is going to be sig! :lol:
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Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Kiryu2012 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:55 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.

That wasn't funny. :sigh:
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:56 pm

Kiryu2012 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.

That wasn't funny. :sigh:


Funny is in the mind of the beholder.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby kaiju_wars » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:56 pm

Kiryu2012 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.

That wasn't funny. :sigh:


Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby PopInPicsPresents » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:59 pm

GodzillavsJason wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.


This is going to be sig! :lol:


Beat me too it :mad:

Anyways, if she's your second cousin or not blood related it dampens your situation somewhat.

UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.


I found that hilarious..
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby GodzillavsZilla » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:02 pm

UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.

I beat you all to it 8-)
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:03 pm

kaiju_wars wrote:


Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?[/quote]

He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby MothraRocks » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:04 pm

*Reads over last two pages*

What...the...

Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Chris55 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:04 pm

bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Did you guys do it to banjo and jug music in the back of a pickup truck?
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby GodzillavsZilla » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:04 pm

GodzillavsZilla wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???


Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.

I beat you all to it 8-)

Ok, never mind, it's too much :(
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby UltramanGoji » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
kaiju_wars wrote:


Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?


He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.[/quote]

Naw I think he wanted it to be named Gwangi.

MothraRocks wrote:*Reads over last two pages*

What...the...

Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.


You ain't seen the half of it.
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