Derpy Hooves vs Dic Soupcan Inside The White Dorm (GX)

[Venom 2009]

I am going to be roleplaying as Derpy Hooves from My Little Pony, and I would like to fight someone.

Notes:
This is a one vs one match.
Instant KO will only count as a Success.

The Arena: Inside the White Dorm with Society of Light members in it (from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX).

Intro Post: Inside the White Dorm, the Society of Light members were running as Derpy Hooves was killing everyone. They tried to get out of the Dorm, but the doors and windows were all locked. After Derpy ripped off Chazz Princeton’s head, she saw someone else in the dorm, wanting to fight her, and kill all the Society of Light members as well.

So who would like to fight me as Derpy Hooves and tear apart the Society of Light?

[Kiryu2012]

Intro: stumbling forward and drinking out of his bottle, Dic Soupcan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CQoYFttwY charged towards Derpy.

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy throws Chazz’s headless body at Dic Soupcan.

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan threw a bottle at Derpy.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

0 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: But Derpy grabs Bastion Misawa and use him as a shield to blocked the bottle. Then Derpy throws Bastion at Dic Soupcan.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan burped a grenade at Derpy.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

1 Successful Hit!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy yelled in pain as she got hit by the grenade. Derpy flies at Dic Soupcan and begins to throw punches and kicks against him.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan swatted Derpy with his Pain Train.

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs two Society of Light members, and slammed their bodies together between Dic Soupcan.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan puked all over Derpy.

Power Surge! (The attack was four times as effective as a normal attack, but energy was transferred to the opponent! The opponent now has an approximate 50% chance of making either a Critical Hit or an INSTANT KO! Nevertheless, the opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful before beginning the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy kicks Dic Soupcan between his legs.

Critical! (The attack was twice as effective as a normal attack. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan kicked Derpy hard.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs Alexis Rhodes and use her as a baseball bat to hit Dic Soupcan.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan struck Derpy with his Pain Train.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Attack: Derpy grabs a deck of Duel Monsters cards and sticks them into Dic Soupcan’s mouth.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: However, Dic Soupcan just burped a grenade at Derpy.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

10 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Derpy yelled in pain as she got hit by the grenade.

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan smashed his Pain Train upon Derpy's head.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

11 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Venom 2009]

Derpy yelled in pain.

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Dic Soupcan swatted Derpy away.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

11 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!