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[Kiryu2012]

Wait, WHAT?! A Pokemon card costing $20,000?! What is this? First we have two presidents having a bounty placed on them, and now this! What's next, people will ban others from certain households for liking MLP?

[Jomei]

Parliament is pretty stupid. They're like rednecks but with Posh accents.

The House of Lords resents that.

And Jomei, I'm not even going to bother responding to your argument, because it's one of the most asinine things I have ever read.

Derision is a good way to admit you have no counter-argument. Interestingly, Benjamin Ferencz, an expert in international law who prosecuted Nazi war criminals, doesn't think my argument is asinine. http://www.alternet.org/world/38604/?page=1

At least you backed off your initial objection to the Iraq War being a war of aggression.

Oh, and Pokemon merch is worth any price. Anybody want to see my Azumarill plush? Legionmaster?

[TheSecondComing]

Wait, WHAT?! A Pokemon card costing $20,000?! What is this?

Read the article. It's worth that much because there are only four in the world.

[Legionmaster]

Derision is a good way to admit you have no counter-argument. Interestingly, Benjamin Ferencz, an expert in international law who prosecuted Nazi war criminals, doesn't think my argument is asinine. http://www.alternet.org/world/38604/?page=1

At least you backed off your initial objection to the Iraq War being a war of aggression.

I wasn't aware that an asinine position suddenly became correct when people decided it wasn't worth their time to dismantle.

[o.supreme]

On the lighter side of the news. It's nothing earth shattering, but I found it to be slightly amusing:

Alabama’s championship trophy falls down, goes boom
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 55920.html

one reader response about 4 down says itall says it all-

"That is why we can't have nice things"

[Showa Gyaos]

On the lighter side of the news. It's nothing earth shattering, but I found it to be slightly amusing:

Alabama’s championship trophy falls down, goes boom
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 55920.html

one reader response about 4 down says itall says it all-

"That is why we can't have nice things"

The same thing happened to Florida's 2006 National Championship trophy several years ago.

[Gyaos]

I heard that they're not lauching rockets into space anymore. Anyone have a link to the article (if it exists)?

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

My college's bomb threats have officially made Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_University_of_Pittsburgh_bomb_threats

We're famous!

[godzilla898]

My college's bomb threats have officially made Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_University_of_Pittsburgh_bomb_threats

We're famous!

Are any of the students actually paying attention to them, or has it reached the "Oh, big deal," stage?

[Legionmaster]

My college's bomb threats have officially made Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_University_of_Pittsburgh_bomb_threats

We're famous!

I hear it was the trannies.

[Kiryu2012]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

[Tyler]

Exploding alligators.

[Crocodile]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

Well I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure in terms of sheer destructive power and danger to human life
Bombs > Alligators.

Just a small hunch of mine.

[UltramanGoji]

Exploding alligators.

Exploding Cajun Alligators.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

So now my University got some anonymous email (supposedly from the twat whos making these threats) that he'd stop if we lifted the $50,000 bounty on his head.
http://pittnews.com/newsstory/pitt-withdraws-reward-after-receiving-anonymous-email/

Because we totally needed a monetary incentive to turn his ass in.

[Kiryu2012]

Who IS this guy threatning you?

[Crocodile]

Who IS this guy threatning you?

Dunno, but he's getting smacked with some charges when they find out who he is.
Terroristic Threats in Modern America? That's no good.

[anguirusnut94]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind, and when we set the powder of the 'gator lost his mind.
Yeah, why not. alligator threats work as well as bomb threats...

[Gyaos]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows- ... ories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

[Sydney Aradi]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows-special-actions-turn-seoul-ashes-142914265--abc-news-topstories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

North Korea hates everyone don't they