Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?
Then it's threesome time.
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Crocodile wrote:The question was just would you skreeonk one right? Don't have to call the next morning?
I'd one night stand a married chick, if she was attractive enough. I'd do it, I won't lie.
Wouldn't feel bad either.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.


bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...
I skreeonk her.
bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...
I skreeonk her.

Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

Goji wrote:You really came back to a Godzilla forum just tell us that? Come on man..
Don't expect some kind of standing ovation. A lot of people are going to think that's kinda..weird.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

Bret wrote:You are now a redneck.
SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...
I skreeonk her.
My roommate says, "That sounds delicious."
and "That's incestuous."
And yes, that's my roommate.
Goji wrote:You really came back to a Godzilla forum just tell us that? Come on man..
Don't expect some kind of standing ovation. A lot of people are going to think that's kinda..weird.

Gawdziller wrote:Personally I don't give a skreeonk. I'll claim Boa vs. Python a Godzilla movie if I want to, and you'll all like it.

Gawdziller wrote:Personally I don't give a skreeonk. I'll claim Boa vs. Python a Godzilla movie if I want to, and you'll all like it.
Berzerkgodzilla wrote:Drunken high sex with your cousin. What could possibly be better?
RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?
Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...

RedZillaKing wrote:Sober sex with a hot, unrelated woman.
RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?

Legionmaster wrote:Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?
Then it's threesome time.


Legionmaster wrote:Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?
Then it's threesome time.

Shazam14 wrote:Legionmaster wrote:Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?
Then it's threesome time.
Ugh! Why did I laugh so hard at that?
Legionmaster wrote:First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.
Crocodile wrote:Jomei wrote: I lost my virginity at the age of 6 to every single member of the Spice Girls.
Why am I willing to believe this?

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