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Postby Legionmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:37 pm

Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:37 pm

Crocodile wrote:The question was just would you skreeonk one right? Don't have to call the next morning?

I'd one night stand a married chick, if she was attractive enough. I'd do it, I won't lie.
Wouldn't feel bad either.


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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby bearijuana » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:19 pm

You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...

I skreeonk her.
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Postby Bret » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:20 pm

bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...

I skreeonk her.


You are now a redneck.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:22 pm

bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...

I skreeonk her.


My roommate says, "That sounds delicious."

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and "That's incestuous."

And yes, that's my roommate.
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Postby Goji » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:23 pm

You really came back to a Godzilla forum just tell us that? Come on man..

Don't expect some kind of standing ovation. A lot of people are going to think that's kinda..weird.
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:25 pm

Goji wrote:You really came back to a Godzilla forum just tell us that? Come on man..

Don't expect some kind of standing ovation. A lot of people are going to think that's kinda..weird.


Cam. He already got his standing ovation.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby bearijuana » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:26 pm

Bret wrote:You are now a redneck.

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
bearijuana wrote:You guys may remember me talking a few months back about having a certain hot cousin that was staying with me temporarily (now a little longer), well I got back on the site partly beacause I have an update on the story...

I skreeonk her.


My roommate says, "That sounds delicious."

Image

and "That's incestuous."

And yes, that's my roommate.

Lol I laughed ten minutes straight!
Goji wrote:You really came back to a Godzilla forum just tell us that? Come on man..

Don't expect some kind of standing ovation. A lot of people are going to think that's kinda..weird.

It wasn't the only reason, but I havent been on in awhile, and I frequent lots of other forums.

And all I gotta say is the gettin' was goooooood!!!!!!!!!

We were bothe high as skreeonk and drunk off our asses to so it made it all the more fun, we have done it 3 times since and only one of them were we half sober. She had never smoked until the night I skreeonk her for our first skreeonk. but she'd been drunk before.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:51 pm

What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?
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Postby Berzerkgodzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:52 pm

Drunken high sex with your cousin. What could possibly be better?
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Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:58 pm

Sober sex with a hot, unrelated woman.
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Postby Bret » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:00 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:Drunken high sex with your cousin. What could possibly be better?


Wait 9 months. Than the explainin starts happening.
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Postby Living Corpse » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:01 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?


First. I think he said it was his first. Truthfully I find it hard to believe that he came back here just to tell us this, it's not exactly something you brag about.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Goji » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:02 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:Sober sex with a hot, unrelated woman.


Lol. My thoughts exactly.
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Postby bearijuana » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:20 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?

1st
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby yaburu » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:16 pm

Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P

+1 to this idea.

Not kidding. If they might be the kind of people that are into it, send out a feeler or two. Gauge their response.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Legionmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:16 pm

First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:21 pm

Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P


Ugh! Why did I laugh so hard at that?
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Postby wrongnote85 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:35 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P


Ugh! Why did I laugh so hard at that?


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Postby HikizuruBeat » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:07 pm

Legionmaster wrote:First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.

Doesn't make it less weird.
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