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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby SpanishBulldog63 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:59 am

Goji wrote:Do people enjoy having sex in cars? I personally found it to be rather uncomfortable, but to be fair, it was only one occasion.


Maybe when I get a new car,I'll try for some backseat action,but my tiny 1990 Corolla is better suited for road head than that.

Would truck beds count as in a car,since they're an exterior part of the vehicle?
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby wataru » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:50 am

Shazam14 wrote:Would any of you skreeonk a woman who was married to another man? Would you feel bad if you did?


Already have. Didnt feel too bad because they were (are?) estranged.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:56 am

Curse you TK for being bad influences! Well, except Zilla.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby zilla103192 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:38 am

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Shazam14 wrote:Would any of you skreeonk a woman who was married to another man? Would you feel bad if you did?



No I would not. I despise cheaters with a passion. I wouldn't want to be cheated on, so why would I let someone cheat on their partner with me? I am VERY respectful when it comes to boundaries.

Even if a girl was grabbing me and trying to unzip my pants. I would straight up refuse if I knew she had a husband. Or even just a boyfriend for that matter.

I find cheaters to be disgusting and worthless people in life.

that brings up a good conversation. What is all of your's opinions on cheating? in any circumstance?


So I take it you watch the show Cheaters to get pissed off than right?


I have only seen the show once, but yes I did feel disgusted at the guy that was cheating on his girlfriend. Why the hell would he do that to someone he supposedly cares about?

I can understand having feelings for another person, but at least cut things off with your current love interest first. Cheating is gross, disrespectful, and shameful.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby yaburu » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:21 am

Well, until about late-Janurary, my opinion of cheating and cheaters was more or less the standard. It's wrong, shouldn't do it.

Then my wife cheated on me.

Now that opinion has been ramped up a little, admittedly due to the shock of the cheating. Now I know not all people take being cheated on as bad as I did. Here we are three months later (to the day +1) and I'm still deeply, deeply affected by it.

But I'm still vehemently against cheating. Even though the wife and I aren't "together" any more, I still have no intentions of being with another woman until the divorce is final. I took an oath to forsake all others, and my word is my bond.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:31 am

Dammit! I don't want to be a homewrecker, but I would so skreeonk this woman! Why?!

Also, damn yabs. Sorry to hear that.
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:32 am

Shazam14 wrote:Dammit! I don't want to be a homewrecker, but I would so skreeonk this woman! Why?!

Also, damn yabs. Sorry to hear that.


Think about this:

Do you want to be on Jerry Springer or Maury?
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:37 am

Point taken... very taken.
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:52 am

Shazam14 wrote:Point taken... very taken.


Sadly, you'll never be able to do this:

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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:53 am

The skreeonk you mean? I do that everyday when I wake up.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:00 am

Not on Maury you don't.
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Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:29 am

Ah! Well then.. he's right and I'm so happy he is. <<;
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Postby wataru » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:12 pm

Im sorry but people who say they WOULDNT sleep with a woman who comes onto them even though she's married or involved with someone else have NOT been in that position before.

There's a % that has. Im sure some small % of people that have turned down some married nookie but seriously.... everyone's human.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Bret » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:29 pm

wataru wrote:Im sorry but people who say they WOULDNT sleep with a woman who comes onto them even though she's married or involved with someone else have NOT been in that position before.

There's a % that has. Im sure some small % of people that have turned down some married nookie but seriously.... everyone's human.


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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Hedorah » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:33 pm

Bret wrote:
wataru wrote:Im sorry but people who say they WOULDNT sleep with a woman who comes onto them even though she's married or involved with someone else have NOT been in that position before.

There's a % that has. Im sure some small % of people that have turned down some married nookie but seriously.... everyone's human.


Some people have something called a bro code.


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No but really I would never, and I mean NEVER, sleep with an already married women, or a women who was already in an relationship. Cheating is wrong yo.
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Postby wataru » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:35 pm

Barney is not someone who's advice you should live by.

And alot of things are wrong, but people still do them. When a hot woman with a ring on her finger is massaging your junk, you see how hard it is to say "no".

Im not saying it's right, but it happens. Alot.
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Postby Legionmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:36 pm

Hedorah wrote:No but really I would never, and I mean NEVER, sleep with an already married women, or a women who was already in an relationship. Cheating is wrong yo.

What if you don't find out until after! :O
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Postby TheSecondComing » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:53 pm

If you ever take life advice from a fictional character, you deserve whatever you get.

If the situation was right, I'd be the third person in a relationship.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Crocodile » Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:38 pm

The question was just would you skreeonk one right? Don't have to call the next morning?

I'd one night stand a married chick, if she was attractive enough. I'd do it, I won't lie.
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Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:27 pm

But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?
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