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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby wataru » Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:49 pm

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Has anyone here tried to rub one out with a laptop in the way?! (assuming you rub them out in the bathroom and not in the living room or den)

...Who the hell jerks off while taking a dump?


So you close the door to your room and rub one out? That's just one step away from an American Pie movie..
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:19 pm

wataru wrote:
So you close the door to your room and rub one out? That's just one step away from an American Pie movie..


I've masturbated in every room in my dorm.

The includes my room, the three other rooms that are my roommates, my living room/kitchen, and the bathrooms.
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Postby FlamingZilla23 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:24 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
wataru wrote:
So you close the door to your room and rub one out? That's just one step away from an American Pie movie..


I've masturbated in every room in my dorm.

The includes my room, the three other rooms that are my roommates, my living room/kitchen, and the bathrooms.

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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby wataru » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:34 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
wataru wrote:
So you close the door to your room and rub one out? That's just one step away from an American Pie movie..


I've masturbated in every room in my dorm.

The includes my room, the three other rooms that are my roommates, my living room/kitchen, and the bathrooms.


You youngsters lol
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Tyler » Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:31 pm

Do y'all do it with the lights on or off?
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Postby Bret » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:55 am

Tyler wrote:Do y'all do it with the lights on or off?


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Postby Inferno Rodan » Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:01 am

wataru wrote:So you close the door to your room and rub one out? That's just one step away from an American Pie movie..

That's why you do it either when no one's home or late at night when everyone's asleep. Duh.

And the door to my room is always closed anyway. Keeps the dogs and cats out.
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Postby Legionmaster » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:02 pm

Tyler wrote:Do y'all do it with the lights on or off?

Depends. Are the lights on or off? Cuz then that's the answer.
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Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:34 pm

:lol: ^ Yeah, that's about as much thought as I give it, too.
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Postby Goji » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:43 pm

Do people enjoy having sex in cars? I personally found it to be rather uncomfortable, but to be fair, it was only one occasion.
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Postby Legionmaster » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:47 pm

Goji wrote:Do people enjoy having sex in cars? I personally found it to be rather uncomfortable, but to be fair, it was only one occasion.

I don't know why you would even bother. There's not enough room. It's not comfortable. I'd rather not have other passengers catching a wiff of sex smells. I own a bed. There's no reason to do anything in a car.
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Postby Living Corpse » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:29 pm

Goji wrote:Do people enjoy having sex in cars? I personally found it to be rather uncomfortable, but to be fair, it was only one occasion.


Think that's bad, try doing the deed in a bathroom.
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Postby Goji » Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:16 pm

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Goji wrote:Do people enjoy having sex in cars? I personally found it to be rather uncomfortable, but to be fair, it was only one occasion.

I don't know why you would even bother. There's not enough room. It's not comfortable. I'd rather not have other passengers catching a wiff of sex smells. I own a bed. There's no reason to do anything in a car.


It was a spur of the moment thing. It skreeonk sucked.
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Postby zilla103192 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:49 pm

Lights question: either or... really doesn't matter.

Car question: never tried it. I drive a rather large vehicle (Jeep Grand Cherokee). And it has a nice big back. So there is plenty of room... I should give it a go sometime. :lol:
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Postby Shazam14 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:08 pm

Would any of you skreeonk a woman who was married to another man? Would you feel bad if you did?
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Postby zilla103192 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:39 pm

Shazam14 wrote:Would any of you skreeonk a woman who was married to another man? Would you feel bad if you did?



No I would not. I despise cheaters with a passion. I wouldn't want to be cheated on, so why would I let someone cheat on their partner with me? I am VERY respectful when it comes to boundaries.

Even if a girl was grabbing me and trying to unzip my pants. I would straight up refuse if I knew she had a husband. Or even just a boyfriend for that matter.

I find cheaters to be disgusting and worthless people in life.

that brings up a good conversation. What is all of your's opinions on cheating? in any circumstance?
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Postby Shazam14 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:13 pm

Yeah, see, I had that same mindset, too. But I'm kind of wavering and I don't know what to do.
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:14 pm

Shazam14 wrote:Yeah, see, I had that same mindset, too. But I'm kind of wavering and I don't know what to do.


First, I will drink your booze and eat your steak. Then, I will sleep with you wife.

THat inspire any rage in you?
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Bret » Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:46 pm

zilla103192 wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:Would any of you skreeonk a woman who was married to another man? Would you feel bad if you did?



No I would not. I despise cheaters with a passion. I wouldn't want to be cheated on, so why would I let someone cheat on their partner with me? I am VERY respectful when it comes to boundaries.

Even if a girl was grabbing me and trying to unzip my pants. I would straight up refuse if I knew she had a husband. Or even just a boyfriend for that matter.

I find cheaters to be disgusting and worthless people in life.

that brings up a good conversation. What is all of your's opinions on cheating? in any circumstance?


So I take it you watch the show Cheaters to get pissed off than right?
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Postby Legionmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:09 am

Silly TK. Not taking it up the butt from a dominatrix every night = doing it wrong. Everybody knows that. :roll:
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