Pinkie Pool vs ???

[Kiryu2012]

I shall be the Pinkie Pie version of Deadpool.

Rules are simple:
No IKOs.
15 hits to win.
No giant monsters.

Arena is Degroot Keep from Team Fortress 2.

Intro: Pinkie Pool was hopping around chattering about chimichangas, until she saw someone coming at her...

[Dynomy84]

Intro: A Velociraptor rushes out of no where, throwing a random pie... Ok, I don't know what the heck is it, but I think fighting it will work.

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool shot Velocipie with her Uzi.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

1 Successful Hit!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie is shot, but then uses a new attack. FALCON PIIIIIIEEEE!!!

(Velocipie? Huh... I like it!)

Power Surge! (The attack was four times as effective as a normal attack, but energy was transferred to the opponent! The opponent now has an approximate 50% chance of making either a Critical Hit or an INSTANT KO! Nevertheless, the opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful before beginning the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool stabbed Velocipie with her katanas.

INSTANT KO! (An attack of immensely rare power! The match is over. The opponent must acknowledge defeat.)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie somehow regenerates, and then gets a random hammer. He smashes it around like crazy, with the hammer theme from Super Smash bros playing.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool threw cake at Velocipie.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie at first screams in pain, but eats the remains of the cake, and then uses a random pie frisby.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool tossed Velocipie out the fort.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie gets up, and then uses some sort of pie beam.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool threw her katanas at Velocipie.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocopie gets a random seizure, but gets up, fine, and then gets a frying pan and hits Pinkie pool with it.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool somehow dodged and threw Jarate at Velocipie.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie is somewhat grossed out, but then throws a huge cake.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool threw a pie with a bomb at Velocipie.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie gets mad, and then throws cookie styled ninja stars.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool dodged and flattened Velocipie with a mallet.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie brought his shape back together, and then uses a random spin dash move.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Pinkie Pool made Velocipie listen to Justin Bieber.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Dynomy84]

Attack: Velocipie roars in pain from the horrible music. Pinkie pool is truly an evil mastermind!!! Velocipie counters the bad singing with Rebecca black's "Friday".

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!