Alien vs Jaws

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Alien vs Jaws

Postby Kiryu2012 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:26 pm

2 Xenomorph Warriors
http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Warrior_Xenomorph

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Jaws(Version 1)
http://monsterarchives.proboards.com/in ... thread=576

Arena: Amity island Bay

Rules: Aliens have acid blood
No interference
Fight to the death

Verdict: I'm suprised that Jaws, scaled to kaiju size, could take on Showa Godzilla and win. Then I decided, well how about the Xenomorph?, and made this FM. Now, seeing as how others had pointed out Jaws' durability and strength feats, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Jaws could win this. The acid blood will pose a problem, but Jaws toke a boat explosion and only received a scar.

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Aliens 4/10
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby PopInPicsPresents » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:28 pm

The Xenomorphs have this match. If Jaws tried to take a bite out of one of them the acid blood is seriously gonna mess him up. Then there's the possibilities of the Xeno's grabbing onto the sides of Jaws, he'd be helpless.

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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:32 pm

...I don't think Jaws, kaiju sized, could take on Godzilla and win. He was wounded by bullets. Biting through Godzilla would be like biting through steel. And atomic breath and generic explosions are entirely different things. There's a reason why atomic breath generally hurts enemies, while missile's that create large explosions do not.

So i'm giving it to the alien. That, or Jaws manages to get a crippling hit and kills them both.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Kiryu2012 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:34 pm

If you want proof how Jaws could beat Godzilla, look here:
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:36 pm

I saw the topic already. My opinion still stands.

Jaws, kaiju sized, is still a giant animal.
Godzilla runs on kaiju physics, where super density, nigh impenetrable hides, super durability, and exotic, physic breaking powers are the norm.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:02 pm

I would side with Jaws slightly on this one. I'm not aware of Xenos ability in the ocean, but I can be sure that Jaws would probably dominate them. The Xenos' corosive blood would be a game changer in the match, but they would be fighting in a hostile environment anyway. Jaws capability of enduring their blood is the only thing they have on their side.

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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby GojiFan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:25 am

GodzillaXGomoraFight wrote:I would side with Jaws slightly on this one. I'm not aware of Xenos ability in the ocean, but I can be sure that Jaws would probably dominate them. The Xenos' corosive blood would be a game changer in the match, but they would be fighting in a hostile environment anyway. Jaws capability of enduring their blood is the only thing they have on their side.

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xenos: 4/10

No. Xenos are very capable of swimming. In fact, they are great swimmers. They are also fully capable of ripping old Brucy to shreds when they get close. If Jaws bites them (the only way he can harm them) he is going to be swimming through a cloud of acid which isn't good for his health.

Off-topic, Jaws would get beat down by Godzilla.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Hellspawn28 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:53 am

Xenos were shown to swimp very well in A:R. Not to mention their tails and acid could rip Jaws apart.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Inferno Rodan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:16 am

GojiFan wrote:Xenos are very capable of swimming. In fact, they are great swimmers.

That's a vast overstatement. They swim marginally better than humans. That's not "great" by any standard.

As for the match, are they scaled? I know the default assumption is yes, but the fact that there's 2 Xenos seems to imply everyone is at their normal sizes.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Kiryu2012 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:19 am

Yeah they're at their normal sizes.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Inferno Rodan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:28 am

Kiryu2012 wrote:Yeah they're at their normal sizes.

Then the Xenos win, just by the fact that there's two of them and Bruce will die shortly after killing the first thanks to acid blood.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby edgaguirus » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:40 pm

I agree with IR.

Jaws might be able to handle 1, but not 2. Those tails will pierce Bruce like harpoons, and acid blood will injure the shark badly.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby XxComablack1937xX » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:03 pm

if it was 1 on 1... Then a tie, since Bruce will eat 1 an the acid blood would kill him afterwards, if there's more then 1 i don't see how a giant shark could survive, it's still just a shark, not an alien or monster by any mean's so Xeno's would take this battle.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:19 pm

I agree with all of the points made. maybe the Xenos have a better chance of winning after all.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby GojiFan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:24 pm

Inferno Rodan wrote:
GojiFan wrote:Xenos are very capable of swimming. In fact, they are great swimmers.

That's a vast overstatement. They swim marginally better than humans. That's not "great" by any standard.
They swim much faster than humans. Faster than a shark? No. But they are much quicker and more agile in the water than a human. The Monster Archives itself lists them as fast.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Showa Gyaos » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:42 pm

Xenomorph blood is acidic. Once Jaws takes a bite out of one Xenomorph, his gums are going to rot and peel off. It'd be a gruesome scene I'd love to see.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Feline-Owl » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:04 pm

I might put in Jaws as the victor. Since they're fighting in water, Jaws is more adapt at swimming and attacking with its large jaws. Xenomorph is fast, but I don't think it'd be able to do a huge amount of damage to a shark that survived a gasoline explosion in the face.

There's the chance that even if Jaws seriously injures the Xenomorph, the acidic blood would injure it. But since they're fighting in water, the water would dilute the acid, so it may not do major damage to Jaws. And this is where the Xenomorph may start to die out.

Since it's blood is like acid, and it's underwater, the water would trickle in the Xenomorph's wounds, rapidly weakening the rest of the acidic blood in the Xenomorph's body, rendering it harmless and possibly killing the Xenomorph in the process through some chemical reaction. Combine that with its attempt to kill/fight off Jaws, and Xenomorph may not live.

This is just a wild idea in my head, but all acid dilute through water, so I can't see Xenomorph survive this.

The only way I can see Xenomorph win is if it chances a blow into Jaws's brain with its secondary maw; that thing's powerful enough to shatter skull. And even that may be very difficult to aim while fighting under water, and that's if it knows anything about a Shark in combat.

I can really see Jaws kill the Xenomorph and swim away with this with a couple of scars.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby Primevalgodzilla V2 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:56 am

I would give it to Jaws if not for that acid. That liquid is insane. And Jaws is literally ripping out massive chunks of it and swallowing it. Fortunately, he will die nearly instantaneously once he goes for a nip.
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Re: Alien vs Jaws

Postby SoleMan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:25 pm

I honest can't concieve of any situation in which Jaws could win. The Aliens just need to latch onto him behind that mouth, (Maybe above the brain) and eat him till their done.
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