Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

[Rogue]

The raw truth is that girls are looking forward to college. They can slut out, and it's okay, because it's college.

Maybe for some? I know a lot of girls who don't "slut out" when they go to college. /shrug

/shrug

Unless you got tabs on them 24/7, you don't know that.

/shrug

[King Caesar]

I'll take up what SG2010 and Rogue said. Thanks for the advice.

[Jomei]

All I can tell you is go ahead if you want, but you're just spinning your tires. The best you can do is get in good with her friends, then her friends will basically push her into your arms. But I assure you, no matter what the other intellectuals on here tell you, no matter how up beat and supportive they sound, I can guaran-effin-tee you that none of them had relationships in high school that lasted longer than 6 months after school

I dated a girl when I was in high school, and we stayed together for two years into my college. Tons of people stay with the person they date in high school for a long time, and sometimes they even marry. I'm sure you know this, so I wonder why you'd deliberately say something so obviously untrue.

I also think what you said about girls "looking forward to college so they can slut out" is pretty sexist. You've said a number of this of this nature in this thread. Do you have a low opinion of women? You seem to generalize them in disparaging ways, especially when you say things like, "Fat chicks are going to be slutty."

[BigBaragon]

Not sure about the "relationship/sex experts", heh....

I was married for nearly ten years, am curently in a five-year relation, and have been 'with' my share of partners, yet I still would not consider myself an 'expert'....

Gotta go around the block a few more times for that, I'm afraid...

[Rogue]

All I can tell you is go ahead if you want, but you're just spinning your tires. The best you can do is get in good with her friends, then her friends will basically push her into your arms. But I assure you, no matter what the other intellectuals on here tell you, no matter how up beat and supportive they sound, I can guaran-effin-tee you that none of them had relationships in high school that lasted longer than 6 months after school

I dated a girl when I was in high school, and we stayed together for two years into my college. Tons of people stay with the person they date in high school for a long time, and sometimes they even marry. I'm sure you know this, so I wonder why you'd deliberately say something so obviously untrue.

I also think what you said about girls "looking forward to college so they can slut out" is pretty sexist. You've said a number of this of this nature in this thread. Do you have a low opinion of women? You seem to generalize them in disparaging ways, especially when you say things like, "Fat chicks are going to be slutty."

Well I'm glad your super in touch with your feminine side, sunshine. But I'm pretty observant. For instance, my generalization of fat chicks tending to be slutty is from 5 years trolling bars and college campuses, not to mention weddings, doing karaoke with a business partner I met here in Batavia as a night job for extra money. Now from just watching... watching mind you, I can see the heavier women out there, patrolling from guy to guy until they find one that is either A. into fat girls or B. drunk enough to like her. Now again, that's not to say they're patrolling the uglier, fatter section of guys, oh no, they don't do that until they've exhausted all the 'normal' or 'hawt' guys first.

They land one of these guys' attention, then they come up to me and request Baby Got Back or some auto-tuned song about sex, then they become make-shift strippers on the dance floor, and I assure you, nothing is off limits to these women. However, at some point usually, the 'hawt' guy loses interest or has to leave, and said large woman will troll the crowd again, looking for someone to fill her self-esteem void.

Now again, you glass is half full, super ultra sensitive, well to do guys who think that's just sexist and all made up... well, good on ya for having never seen the real side of people desperate to hook up. I have. In fact it's usually every weekend I'm not at the station. I don't know who you're impressing or sticking up for, but I assure you, these are just general observations stemming from a long time of watching girls with low self esteem go to great lengths to land her ideal guy in bed.

And high school girls, yes sir. Yes sir I do have a low opinion of them. I watched girls in high school incessantly taunt their less pretty classmates, or taunt their fat girl classmates, watched good natured guys approach girls to date them, but because their vulture like friends were always around to fill their head with who they should really date, these guys got crushed. I watched the popular girls go to parties and get high and get drunk. Then there was that day we all got called into the assembly hall and were told 3 of the girls from the class ahead of mine died last night, because they were all so toasted, they drove off an embankment, hit 2 trees, the second of which crushed all three of them on impact. Crumpled the roof into the car like it was tin-foil. And I remember actually feeling sad for these girls. I remember thinking 'Oh this is a tragedy.'

Well let me tell you something, nancy boy, I've scraped up enough teenagers off the pavement to know what I know. Rode on enough EMS calls to find 15 year old girls with white foam coming from their mouths, their eyes rolled into the back of their head and they're unresponsive, and where were all her friends then? Called dispatch and then took off.

Me? Bitter? F*** no. In the immortal words of Cyndi Lauper, girls just wanna have fun, right?

Just because you choose to see the innocent side, and only the innocent side, don't mean I'm wrong.

Now I remember why I stopped posting here.

[Crocodile]

And high school girls, yes sir. Yes sir I do have a low opinion of them. I watched girls in high school incessantly taunt their less pretty classmates, or taunt their fat girl classmates, watched good natured guys approach girls to date them, but because their vulture like friends were always around to fill their head with who they should really date, these guys got crushed. I watched the popular girls go to parties and get high and get drunk. Then there was that day we all got called into the assembly hall and were told 3 of the girls from the class ahead of mine died last night, because they were all so toasted, they drove off an embankment, hit 2 trees, the second of which crushed all three of them on impact. Crumpled the roof into the car like it was tin-foil. And I remember actually feeling sad for these girls. I remember thinking 'Oh this is a tragedy.'

Did you and I go to the same high school? Except the for the 3 girls died thing, though honestly if it had happened I'd be less than surprised.
Cause I saw exactly the same thing.

Well let me tell you something, nancy boy, I've scraped up enough teenagers off the pavement to know what I know. Rode on enough EMS calls to find 15 year old girls with white foam coming from their mouths, their eyes rolled into the back of their head and they're unresponsive, and where were all her friends then? Called dispatch and then took off.

Shiiiit man, that's gotta be rough.

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

Now I remember why I stopped posting here.

Don't get discouraged from posting on TK. Just about everyone here is a douche to some extent. I think you, a self-proclaimed asshole, will fit in just fine.

As for the status of my dating situation... I'm still single. I'm think falling for a friend of mine and I'm contemplating taking her out on a date this summer. I know she likes me. I'm just really skreeonk picky when it comes to chick. It will be the death of my love-life before it was even born (love life abortion?).

[Jomei]

Calling a mod a "nancy boy" was a bad move, Rogue. LOL

I don't care about all your anecdotal evidence. You're still generalizing huge groups of people based on relatively small sample sizes, and it seems pretty clear to me that you have deeply-rooted issues with women and tend to pass harsh judgment on their sex lives. You seem bitter as skreeonk what we can only guess--but being bitter and throwing out insults won't stop me from challenging sexist bullshit if you continue to post it.

As an aside, where do you get off calling me "super ultra sensitive and well to do?" What do you know about how much money I make? That's pretty presumptuous and has nothing to do with this.

[Hellspawn28]

I'm still single, I did meet someone the other day but it turns out that she has a boy friend going by her friend book. I was somewhat upset but I got over it.

[Crocodile]

Now I remember why I stopped posting here.

Don't get discouraged from posting on TK. Just about everyone here is a douche to some extent. I think you, a self-proclaimed asshole, will fit in just fine.

As for the status of my dating situation... I'm still single. I'm think falling for a friend of mine and I'm contemplating taking her out on a date this summer. I know she likes me. I'm just really skreeonk picky when it comes to chick. It will be the death of my love-life before it was even born (love life abortion?).

You think too much, if you think it at least sounds like it'll be fun for a while. Go for it.

[wataru]

Just an FYI - fat women are not sluts.

In my experience - VAST experience, in a wide field of women - fat women are the most subdued. They dont skreeonk for donuts, or skreeonk out of desperation or pity. Ive found skinny women to much more willing to put out if you play the game well.

The most difficult women to get into bed easily, IMHO, are black women. Seriously, every single black women Ive dated or slept with plays games. Hispanic women are next.

[Stuckey]

Don't worry, Rogue. I know what you're talking about. I've seen it a few times.

[King Caesar]

Good news. The girl, you know, the one I mentioned last page...things are looking up for me. We've been texting a ton and it's going good. Might see her next Sunday (since we're both on vacation this Spring Break).

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Well let me tell you something, nancy boy, I've scraped up enough teenagers off the pavement to know what I know. Rode on enough EMS calls to find 15 year old girls with white foam coming from their mouths, their eyes rolled into the back of their head and they're unresponsive, and where were all her friends then? Called dispatch and then took off.

This little shock factor here...It'd be good. But, alas, I find it sort of funny. Of course, Thanatos has become a sort of a friend for me.

Now I remember why I stopped posting here.

We should keep it the way it was, frankly.

[Rogue]

Calling a mod a "nancy boy" was a bad move, Rogue. LOL

I don't care about all your anecdotal evidence. You're still generalizing huge groups of people based on relatively small sample sizes, and it seems pretty clear to me that you have deeply-rooted issues with women and tend to pass harsh judgment on their sex lives. You seem bitter as skreeonk--over what we can only guess--but being bitter and throwing out insults won't stop me from challenging sexist bullshit if you continue to post it.

As an aside, where do you get off calling me "super ultra sensitive and well to do?" What do you know about how much money I make? That's pretty presumptuous and has nothing to do with this.

Don't worry Nancy, you can ban me. I can see that's what get's you hot.

FYI, I was a supermod here long before you came along.

Enjoy your power, Wonder Woman.

[Jomei]

Calling a mod a "nancy boy" was a bad move, Rogue. LOL

I don't care about all your anecdotal evidence. You're still generalizing huge groups of people based on relatively small sample sizes, and it seems pretty clear to me that you have deeply-rooted issues with women and tend to pass harsh judgment on their sex lives. You seem bitter as skreeonk--over what we can only guess--but being bitter and throwing out insults won't stop me from challenging sexist bullshit if you continue to post it.

As an aside, where do you get off calling me "super ultra sensitive and well to do?" What do you know about how much money I make? That's pretty presumptuous and has nothing to do with this.

Don't worry Nancy, you can ban me. I can see that's what get's you hot.

FYI, I was a supermod here long before you came along.

Enjoy your power, Wonder Woman.

I take it by the fact that you continue to try to attack my gender that you have no response to any of the valid criticisms I made of your piggish attitudes toward women. Do you care to respond like a grown up, or will you continue to cower behind red herrings like an outsmarted little boy?

[HikizuruBeat]

The raw truth is that girls are looking forward to college. They can slut out, and it's okay, because it's college.

Maybe for some? I know a lot of girls who don't "slut out" when they go to college. /shrug

/shrug

Unless you got tabs on them 24/7, you don't know that.

/shrug

A lot of them are friends and girls tend to tell other girls about their sex lives and what not. I know some who slut it up and they're really open about it. So yes I do know.

[Shadow]

I'm getting to know this girl who is an old friend of mine, haven't seen her in 11 years. And spending almost a year now hanging out, now I have a huge crush on her but I don't want to sound desperate, besides after my failure at asking her out, it's best I take my time. Even though we have quite a bit in common, I don't want rush it like I did when I asked her out (I was so damn nervous).

[HikizuruBeat]

I'm getting to know this girl who is an old friend of mine, haven't seen her in 11 years. And spending almost a year now hanging out, now I have a huge crush on her but I don't want to sound desperate, besides after my failure at asking her out, it's best I take my time. Even though we have quite a bit in common, I don't want rush it like I did when I asked her out (I was so damn nervous).

Did she reject you the first time or did you just get nervous?
I don't know I think you should just ask her out I mean it's been a year you've been hanging out? That's already a lot of time maybe too much imo.

[wataru]

Shadow.

Dont ask her out again.

Has she dated anyone else since yall have been getting to know each other again?

Be alittle forward. See if she wants to hold hands. DONT ASK for God's sake. Just take her hand one day. Or play with her feet if yall are watching TV together. Tell her small things, like you like her hair, or eyes. Let her get there. Trust me, it'll move forward if it's meant to happen.