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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby BigBaragon » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:39 pm

My best 'advice':
(*Information/opinions MAY or may NOT have been obtained via PERSONAL experience*)


1. Do NOT get married/tied-down BEFORE age 25

2. Do NOT keep a TV in the bedroom area if you ARE in a commited relationship.

3. DO be respectful of others' feelings and considerations.

4. Do NOT grope your sister-in-law's breasts on ANY occasion.

5. DO listen to what your partner has to say, and be attentive to his/her needs.

6. Do NOT engage in group sex with people that you KNOW. (Remember: you have to FACE these people the next day.)

7. Have fun, go with your heart, and be kind. And remember: If you dont WANT to be in a relationship/situation, if it doesnt 'FEEL' right, then simply DONT be in that situation!


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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby wataru » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:41 pm

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wataru wrote:#4 - Never go dutch. Pay for the date. (male members)

This is sexist. Pay at first, but Dutch it up later.


If you aren't driving & paying, it's not a date.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:52 pm

I admire a chivalrous person, and try to be one myself, but that just seems a bit silly. If both people are okay with doing it another way, what makes it any less legitimate?
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Rogue » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:54 pm

If you're ugly, date ugly people. If you're fat, exorcise, it'll do ya wonders. Don't be a nancy. Don't be afraid to make a girl think you're not interested. If she's a typical female aged 18 - 25, there's a fair chance she want's a challenge. Fat chicks are going to be slutty. Being slutty does not automatically mean she's relationship material, even if fat chicks lie to themselves and say that's how to start a relationship. If you find yourself in a dating situation, and after a few weeks, you want to make it official, there's no problem with that. If you start to feel trapped by the relationship a couple of months into it, don't panic. Ride it out. If you start to feel trapped by the girl, take a hard look at her and why she makes you feel trapped.

My trick is being an asshole. It's how I attracted my fiance, it's why she feels safe with me, and it's why the other guys that were after her before me backed off. It might not work for anyone else, because being an asshole requires finesse, and an acute sense when you're going too far.

I also have other qualities about me. I'm a fireman, I have a job, I have an apartment, a car, I'm not possessive, I'm pretty callous about most things, and I have latent nerd qualities. I'm attractive enough to be handsome, but I'm far from sexy. She doesn't feel the need to be on guard 24/7 in case slutty chicks are after me. That and she trusts me after 3 years.

There really is no universal advice. Every woman is different. In fact, it's actually quite frightening to me now that I consider how fortunate I am to have the right match already. Christ, a man could be looking forever if they're not willing to make compromises in their life. Both parties have to compromise for a relationship to work.

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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Legionmaster » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:56 pm

WTF where did you come from after all these years.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Rogue » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm

From the fire.

Into fire you can send us, from the fire we return.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Legionmaster » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:59 pm

Rogue wrote:Into fire you can send us, from the fire we return.

If you're returning, isn't it not supposed to be a fire anymore?

If you aren't driving & paying, it's not a date.

If you're still driving and paying after so long, you're a sucker.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Rogue » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:05 pm

Legionmaster wrote:
If you aren't driving & paying, it's not a date.

If you're still driving and paying after so long, you're a sucker.


Amen brother.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Jomei » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:00 pm

wataru wrote:
Legionmaster wrote:
wataru wrote:#4 - Never go dutch. Pay for the date. (male members)

This is sexist. Pay at first, but Dutch it up later.


If you aren't driving & paying, it's not a date.


My dating advice is to ignore what wataru says about dating. Several of his tips so far have been highly questionable.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby wataru » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:41 pm

Jomei wrote:
My dating advice is to ignore what wataru says about dating. Several of his tips so far have been highly questionable.


Except they're not. And I actually am in a successful relationship that'll be 6 months old in less then 2 weeks and have experience in dating where as a majority of members here do not.

It's not like Im saying 'Tell her when you get in the car to either put out or get out.'
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Jomei » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:50 pm

Being able to maintain a 6 month relationship does not mean you're full of dating wisdom. LOL I've had several relationships longer than that, including the one I'm in now which is about 6 times the duration of your current one, so I guess by your standard that means I know better than you. Defer to my superior dating knowledge! ;)

A lot of your recommendations are based on antiquated notions about gender roles. Women can drive (or both parties can arrive on their own), couples can split bills, and "best friends" often work out best in my experience.
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby Stuckey » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:04 pm

I merged the topics together, in case anyone was wondering.
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby Legionmaster » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:10 pm

Stuckey wrote:I merged the topics together, in case anyone was wondering.

This was not consensual. I'm charging you with rape.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby wataru » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:14 pm

Jomei wrote:Being able to maintain a 6 month relationship does not mean you're full of dating wisdom. LOL I've had several relationships longer than that, including the one I'm in now which is about 6 times the duration of your current one, so I guess by your standard that means I know better than you. Defer to my superior dating knowledge! ;)

A lot of your recommendations are based on antiquated notions about gender roles. Women can drive (or both parties can arrive on their own), couples can split bills, and "best friends" often work out best in my experience.


Funny how you think you know anything about my previous relationships, or that the one Im in now is the only one Ive ever been in. Superior dating knowledge? 3 years? Pffft.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:18 pm

Jomei wrote:Being able to maintain a 6 month relationship does not mean you're full of dating wisdom. LOL I've had several relationships longer than that, including the one I'm in now which is about 6 times the duration of your current one, so I guess by your standard that means I know better than you. Defer to my superior dating knowledge! ;)

A lot of your recommendations are based on antiquated notions about gender roles. Women can drive (or both parties can arrive on their own), couples can split bills, and "best friends" often work out best in my experience.


I've never had a relationship, but I can tell you that I've seen enough relationships rise and fall to give decent advice.
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Re: Dating/Relationship Advice Thread

Postby Jomei » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:29 pm

wataru wrote:Funny how you think you know anything about my previous relationships


I know they ended.

or that the one Im in now is the only one Ive ever been in.


I never said that. I only pointed out that, although you bragged about maintaining a 6 month relationship as if it gave your tips credibility, there are others here who are also in successful relationships of longer duration who think you're full of it.

Superior dating knowledge? 3 years? Pffft.


I was being facetious. Hence the wink. I actually think the notion of "dating advice" is pretty dubious. People are individuals, and dating involves two people getting to know one another. Besides the very most general kinds of advice, there's really not much to say--better to find one's own way.
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby King Caesar » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:30 pm

Well here's a little question for you all:

Girl. In my class. Like her. Want to date her. We get along pretty well and joke sometimes, but it's hard to tell if she wants a relationship outside of school...so now what?
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby Spirit Ghidorah 2010 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:35 pm

King Caesar wrote:Well here's a little question for you all:

Girl. In my class. Like her. Want to date her. We get along pretty well and joke sometimes, but it's hard to tell if she wants a relationship outside of school...so now what?

Ask her to a movie/coffee or something casual like that. It's casual enough that you don't give off the impression that you really want to date her, but it's also a good test to see if she really enjoys being with you or not.
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby Rogue » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:32 pm

King Caesar wrote:Well here's a little question for you all:

Girl. In my class. Like her. Want to date her. We get along pretty well and joke sometimes, but it's hard to tell if she wants a relationship outside of school...so now what?


Here's a tip: Dating in school is a joke. Girls don't know what they want, they're easily swayed by their friends, and they let others influence their thinking.

All I can tell you is go ahead if you want, but you're just spinning your tires. The best you can do is get in good with her friends, then her friends will basically push her into your arms. But I assure you, no matter what the other intellectuals on here tell you, no matter how up beat and supportive they sound, I can guaran-effin-tee you that none of them had relationships in high school that lasted longer than 6 months after school.

The raw truth is that girls are looking forward to college. They can slut out, and it's okay, because it's college. There are very few diamonds in the rough in high school, and I assure you, if you have to ask a bunch of Godzilla fans if you should go for it or not, you're not off on the right foot.

Now, I'm not saying this condescendingly, but: Nut up, be debonair, have some confidence and just ask her if she'd want to go on a date. Tell her you think she's a classy looking chick, and you couldn't help but catch feelings for her. If you don't have the gall to straight up ask her, you won't have what it takes to keep her interest. If you pussyfoot around everything, you're just telling her that A. You're too much of a puss to get to the point, or B. You're not interested enough to just ask.

Don't be that guy. Know what you want, and confidently seek it out.
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Re: Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

Postby HikizuruBeat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:40 pm

Rogue wrote:The raw truth is that girls are looking forward to college. They can slut out, and it's okay, because it's college.

Maybe for some? I know a lot of girls who don't "slut out" when they go to college. /shrug
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