The Offical Pro Wrestling Thread.

[YawnMasta]

WHAT THE HELL! Sheamus gives Daniel Bryan the boot and he wins. Bullshit, disgrace to a titleship match

[Sydney Aradi]

The world title match was a big April Fool's to WWE fans. Nice going WWE -.-

[YawnMasta]

I watched the whole thing. Here's my short review.

Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus(winner)
2/5 stars
Only reason I didn't give it a flat 0 was that it showed Daniel Bryan completely recuperated and ready to fight right after.

Kane(winner) vs Randy Orton
3/5 stars
Good match overall, but I dislike how it ended.

Divas match was alright, but doesn't deserve a rating.

Undertaker(winner) vs Triple H
4.5/5 stars
Great story telling and action. But Under Superman Taker.

Team Laurinatis(winner) vs Team Long
3/5 stars
Wasn't really into the match. But I liked how it ended with Eve screwing Team Long over.

CM Punk(winner) vs Chris Jericho
4.5/5 stars
Crowd wasn't really energetic in the match, but the match itself was awesome.

John Cena vs The Rock(winner)
I enjoyed how the WWE managed to get the 50-50 chants. However, what was the point in The Rock winning? That just made their main babyface look like shit.

[Drewzilla]

WWE seriously needs to stop wasting Wrestlemania time on none wrestling things like backstage promos and concerts and focus more on the shreeoonk matches. While I'm a fan of Brodus Clay's character, his whole segment was a waste of time. Worst yet, both Rock and Cena had rap concerts performed for them, then there music hit and they came out. Plus, the Hell in a Cell had it's own entrance with Memory Remains by Metallica, I like it more when the wrestlers walk through the door. I get it, these are big time matches, but this freaking hurt the event big time.

As for the matches.

Sheamus beats Daniel Bryan for the World title: While I'm happy to see Sheamus win the title, 18 freaking seconds? See my rant above.

Kane beat Randy Orton: Well this was a surprise. This could have been a bigger match if WWE did a better job promoting it, and maybe instead of a straight match have it be a street fight or something. Still, it's nice to see Kane get a real big win at WM, plus it didn't really hurt Orton either since it took a chokeslam off the top rope to beat him.

Big Show beat Cody Rhodes for the IC title: Again, the wasted time hurt this match, and that's sad cause this hurt the memory they where going for. Cody was more or less squashed since it was like 5 minutes, and the shortness hurt the fact that Big Show as legit emotional about winning the IC title at WM, which could have been something more.

Kelly Kelly and Maria defeated Pheonix and Eve: What honestly angers me about this match was that it was longer the the IC match. Freaking sad. Seriously, ring the bell, have a few moves then Kharma comes out and kills them all to a no contest, everyone would have loved that more.

Undertaker defeated HHH. Wow.......they took what they did last year and made it even better. that moment at the end was truly a memorable moment and was very fitting concidering how they've connected Undertaker's last four matches. This was completly worth it.

Team Larinitus defeated Team Long: While it was rushed, they actually did OK for the time they had. They had some moments to give some guys time to shine, they had the everyone takes everyone out, and it the team that needed to win won. I'm not sure what to think of the bit with Zack and Eve at the end but oh well.

Punk retained the WWE title against Jericho: This had so much potential, but damn it. First off, Larinitus met Punk before the match and threw in the "DQ can change a title" which wasn't needed. Honestly, the match was slower then it needed to be, it wasn't bad but with these too together, we want a fast paced, high impact match, and while it started that towards the end, the rest didn't entirely live up. I almost wonder if WWE knew this could outshine Rock/Cena and decided to sabatoch it.

Rock defeated Cena: Rock still has it. The match was good and both Cena and Rock gave it there all, but it just wasn't up to the greatness it could be. The match was slow at times and while they could have gone all out, I think they weren't since obviously Rock hasn't done this in so long. Still, they got some good spots in and the crowd was into it. And slapped me shock, Rock won. I'm interested in where this goes tommorow on Raw.

This could have been a great Wrestlemania, but WWE wasted too much time on worthless stuff that detracted from the matchs. The wanted to make this the biggest spectacle ever, but instead they should have been focusing on the best they could do, and they didn't get it, which is sad concidering the hype it built.

[TheSecondComing]

While I'm a fan of Brodus Clay's character, his whole segment was a waste of time.

Just when I thought I'd eradicated all memories of Shelton Benjamin's momma, WWE puts this crap on their biggest show of the year. *CORNETTE FACE*

Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan: *CORNETTE FACE* again.

Kane vs Randy Orton: Kind of boring but was surprised in a good way that Kane got the win. Super chokeslam!

Big Show vs Cody Rhodes: Eh. Right ending so Cody can move on to bigger proverbial fish.

Kelly Kelly and Maria vs Pheonix and Eve: A talk show host just pinned the women's champion. *CORNETTE FACE*

Undertaker vs HHH. Good match but the HIAC gimmick was completely unnecessary. Also, the cage had theme music. What the actual skreeonk?

Team Larinitus defeated Team Long: Boring and Eve cost the great Teddy Long a job.

Punk vs Jericho: Great technical match. Wanna see more.

Rock vs Cena: Another good match.

3 good matches and lots of crap. So basically, two episodes of Impact.

[miguelnuva]

Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan: I have nothing to say, while I expected the outcome I thought this could have been a great match.

Kane vs Randy Orton: It started a little slow but was surprised and glad Kane won.

Big Show vs Cody Rhodes: Cody should have won I hate how Big Show's character has been the last couple years he's a boring face and a boring heel. Big show and Mark Henry need to form a heel monster tag team now.

Kelly Kelly and Maria vs Phoenix and Eve: A talk show host just pinned the women's champion for the third time, should have been Phoenix vs Kharma with a Kharma win.

Undertaker vs HHH. Good match wouldn't have changed anything here.

Team Larinitus defeated Team Long: Team Long should have won and I don't know if I'd have replaced Ryder or Khali with Brodus Clay.

Punk vs Jericho: Only thing I'd change was make it 2 out of 3 falls, give it 10 to 15 more minuets and have had Y2J win.

Rock vs Cena: WWE just spit in the face of not only Cena but Austin, Hogan, Flair, Bret Hart and HBK just to name a few as The Rock now has a real claim to be called the greatest wrestler ever. What's next, he ends the streak next year we all know it's coming with him already being singed for next WM.

Over all a 4.9/5 for me would have been perfect if Cena and Y2j won.

[Drewzilla]

After letting it all sink in, I'm actually lightening up a little on the PPV as a whole. It still had it's faults that hurt it, but I'm feeling less negative about it.

[YawnMasta]

A-Train is back as Lord Tensai. He's a heel and he squashed Alex Riley in a match. The crowd were chanting "Let's go Riley!"

[Shazam14]

HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!!!

[YawnMasta]

Brock Lesnar returned! The reports were accurate and true! He just returned after Cena wanted to admit to The Rock that he lost, and HERE COMES THE PAIN! Brock comes in, offers to shake hands and F5s Cena. Crowd popped loudly for it and they were even chanting "We want Lesnar!". Then Raw ends.

[Shazam14]

So The Rock wants to wrestle again AND so does Brock Lesnar? I HAVE to see the next Raw.

Also, A-Train.

[SpanishBulldog63]

Soon as i heard Lesnar's entrance music(one of my favorite entrance songs)my ears pricked up KC-style.A-Train's return was cool too but the F5...plus Rock wants to compete again?Bricks were shat tonight

[Drewzilla]

While Brock returning is a big thing, it seems Brock arried last night 30 seconds before his music hit. Him showing up late kind of makes me wonder if he'll be there long.

[Shazam14]

Brock Lesnar beat the SHIT outta John Cena.

[miguelnuva]

Brock Lesnar beat the SHIT outta John Cena.

Brock cut cena' lip and Cena made Lesnar's left side swell up it wasn't really a one sided fight.

[Shazam14]

Brock Lesnar beat the SHIT outta John Cena.

Brock cut cena' lip and Cena made Lesnar's left side swell up it wasn't really a one sided fight.

Don't remember the swell up. I was too pumped to notice maybe.

[TheSecondComing]

Bump for two news items.

Rey Mysterio just got handed a 60 day suspension for his 2nd violation of the WWE drug policy.

Buff Bagwell apparently suffered a seizure while driving, and injured his face and neck in the ensuing crash. He's off a breathing tube now and recovering.

[Shazam14]

Brock or Cena? Who do you guys think will win?

[Darth Calypso]

Bump for two news items.

Rey Mysterio just got handed a 60 day suspension for his 2nd violation of the WWE drug policy.

I heard that if he violates the drug policy 1 more time, he gets fired. I also heard that the Bella twins are leaving the WWE pretty soon.

[TheSecondComing]

Bump for two news items.

Rey Mysterio just got handed a 60 day suspension for his 2nd violation of the WWE drug policy.

I heard that if he violates the drug policy 1 more time, he gets fired. I also heard that the Bella twins are leaving the WWE pretty soon.

That's how the policy works. It's basically a 3 strikes rule. First time you get caught, 30 day suspension. Second, 60. Third, you're gone. Of course there's rumors that certain wrestlers are being protected from it, and some may have been fired already if a third party was administering the tests. Evan Bourne is serving his second suspension at the moment as well.

The Bellas contracts are expiring soon and they haven't been interested in resigning. I say excellent, maybe WWE will replace them with wrestlers...