Godzilla vs Spy-Crab

[Kiryu2012]

I am Showa Godzilla and I need to fight someone as Spy-Crab.

Rules are simple:
No IKOs.
15 hits to win.
Arena is Dustbowl.

Intro: Godzilla was chasing after Spy-Crab...

[UltramanGoji]

I'll fight you.

Intro: The spy-crab was busy capturing a control point when Godzilla started chasing him.

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla rammed Spy-Crab.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

0 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: The Spy-Crab laughs and pinches Godzilla with his klaws.

Power Surge! (The attack was four times as effective as a normal attack, but energy was transferred to the opponent! The opponent now has an approximate 50% chance of making either a Critical Hit or an INSTANT KO! Nevertheless, the opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful before beginning the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla punted Spy-Crab.

INSTANT KO! (An attack of immensely rare power! The match is over. The opponent must acknowledge defeat.)

1 Successful Hit!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: (We're still going right?) Spy-Crab throws a lit cigarette at Goji.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla fired his Atomic Ray.

OOC: Right.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

1 Successful Hit!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: Spy-Crab shoots Goji with his Revolver.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla bodyslammed Spy-Crab.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

2 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: Spy-Crab saps Goji's spines.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla punched Spy-Crab in the face.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

3 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: Spy-Crab dances around Godzilla and makes him dizzy.

OOC: I'm running out of ideas for attacks...

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla throws Scout at Spy-Crab.

OOC: So am I.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

4 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: Spy-Crab bribes an Engineer to erect a Level 4 Sentry to attack Goji.

Miss! (The attack has missed. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack missed and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

8 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla makes a Spy Eating Contest, and you know what happens next...

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

5 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

The Spy-Crab inside Goji's stomach: "Hmm.. It seems I am in a bit of predicament... Good thing I saw Pinocchio!"

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla's stomach squeezes Spy-Crab.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

6 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

Attack: The Spy-Crab lights a cigarette inside Godzilla's stomach causing him to vomit spy up.

Success! (The attack was a success. The opponent must acknowledge that the attack was successful and may begin the next attack. Remember to begin the whole post with the word: Attack)

9 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[Kiryu2012]

Attack: Godzilla vomits Atomic Ray over Spy-Crab.

Stun! (The attack has stunned the opponent. The opponent cannot attack for one turn, but must post to acknowledge the inability to move.)

7 Successful Hits (or Equivalent)!

[UltramanGoji]

The Spy-Crab screams in pain and runs for a Dispenser.