Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

Kiryu2012 wrote:My dad is practically no longer a family member. I can't comprehend this.
Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.

???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

GreenAiden555 wrote:What was that? Oh, a surprise 4 page paper you never told us about, except on the syllabus that even you said wouldn't be strictly enforced and you haven't followed since week one?
THANKS A LOT. PROFESSOR OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS.
10/10 WOULD BANG AGAIN
Sorry, gigandude. Shitsux big time.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.

kaiju_wars wrote:My great-grandmother died... 2 months and 4 days after my great-grandfather.
Shadow wrote:Wait, it's coming back to me... I was a pony... oh god... Kiryu2012 is right beside me... no my clothes, stop taking them off- *Takes shotgun and commits suicide*
And now here I am.

Tyler wrote:GojiFan wrote:standard robots with a hatred for the living.
So they're hipsters.

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.

Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

SpanishBulldog63 wrote:UltramanGoji wrote:Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
And the other half is fought with a shotgun!

Godzilla 2000 wrote:tl;dr is just l33tsp34k for "you talk too damn much."
I wrote:skreeonk the Dave the isn't footings happen

Hedorah wrote:Waking up with puke all over me, yeah fun stuff
Legionmaster wrote:You can't counter-seduce, women can shut down their libido at will. It's scary fast too. You'll have to do the man version: punch her in the face.

GojiFan wrote:Hedorah wrote:Waking up with puke all over me, yeah fun stuff
Never happened to me, but I would be all kinds of upset. You should puke on whoever did it to you in their sleep.
Godzilla 2000 wrote:tl;dr is just l33tsp34k for "you talk too damn much."
I wrote:skreeonk the Dave the isn't footings happen

Well then. Congrats on your revenge?Hedorah wrote:
Well the way I see it, I did just that by puking on myself somehow, it was an odd night.
Legionmaster wrote:You can't counter-seduce, women can shut down their libido at will. It's scary fast too. You'll have to do the man version: punch her in the face.

GojiFan wrote:Well then. Congrats on your revenge?Hedorah wrote:
Well the way I see it, I did just that by puking on myself somehow, it was an odd night.
Godzilla 2000 wrote:tl;dr is just l33tsp34k for "you talk too damn much."
I wrote:skreeonk the Dave the isn't footings happen

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