Mini-Godzilla wrote:There is no Jet Jaguar to be found. What's so bad about it?
I didn't mention JJ in this thread, but thank you for bringing it up. It's nice to know that's my most infamous trait. I was sure I'd still be remembered as his biggest fan from the G:U spec days...
Every. Single. Thing.
The plot's just a mishmash of old movies, we have retarded mutants, the whole alien invasion thing has been done to DEATH in Godzilla movies, motorcycle scenes are stupid, far too many monsters, five-second duels, Godzilla's barely in the damn thing, Zilla's in it and acknowledged, Godzilla looks like a pile of shit, the soundtrack is atrocious, Hedorah doesn't rampage, Keizer Xilien sucks ass, Cpt. Gordon has no purpose besides one-liners, hell the whole Keizer IDEA sucks ass, the constant references to cattle, the Death Star rip off, the cheesy dialogue, the horrid CGI and misuse of the budget in general, the crappy selection of locations, the general disrespect to Godzilla on his 50th skreeonk birthday..
It's a waste of good film.