Funny convos thread

[Gyaos]

[9:01:54 PM] I gotta Fever: i will boot yur ass
[9:02:17 PM] General Greasy: do it
[9:02:18 PM] General Greasy: =D
[9:02:27 PM] I gotta Fever: not until you pull an Ahnuld
[9:02:37 PM] General Greasy: DO IT
[9:02:37 PM] General Greasy: DO IT NOW
[9:02:37 PM] General Greasy: KILL ME
[9:03:28 PM] Dark: yes
[9:04:55 PM] I gotta Fever: shit
[9:04:59 PM] I gotta Fever: I forgot how
[9:05:06 PM] General Greasy: HA
[9:05:07 PM] General Greasy: HA
[9:05:18 PM] *** General Greasy removed I gotta Fever from this conversation. ***
[9:05:21 PM] General Greasy: pwned


EDIT: Part 2:

This one is concerning the newest episode of The Walking dead. "Dark", also known as TheDarkeOne on TK is in on this too. We decided to troll our friend by saying his favorite character died. He fell for it not once, but twice.

[9:07:56 PM] I gotta Fever: DAMN YOU TASSADAR
[9:12:17 PM] Dark: omfg
[9:12:37 PM] Dark: someones dead already
[9:12:47 PM] I gotta Fever: what?
[9:12:55 PM] Dark: someone died
[9:13:02 PM] I gotta Fever: SHUT UP
[9:13:05 PM] I gotta Fever: DX
[9:13:10 PM] Dark: t-dog
[9:13:11 PM] I gotta Fever: I cant watch it
[9:13:16 PM] I gotta Fever: skreeonk
[9:13:18 PM] I gotta Fever: shut up
[9:13:20 PM] Dark: jk
[9:13:20 PM] I gotta Fever: DX
[9:13:21 PM] Dark: XD
[9:13:25 PM] I gotta Fever: good
[9:13:40 PM] General Greasy: im watcing it too
[9:14:54 PM] General Greasy: wow
[9:14:56 PM] General Greasy: thAts gay
[9:15:02 PM] General Greasy: the guy riding the motorcycle died
[9:15:53 PM] Dark: Daryl?
[9:15:56 PM] Dark: i was in the bathroom
[9:16:00 PM] General Greasy: i think so
[9:16:01 PM] Dark: ...you better be lying
[9:16:06 PM] General Greasy: im not
[9:16:08 PM] Dark: DX
[9:16:11 PM] General Greasy: it was the guy on the bike
[9:16:41 PM] General Greasy: meh i dont even watch the show that often so i feel little to no emotional attachment to this character at all
[9:16:42 PM] General Greasy: lol
[9:21:35 PM] I gotta Fever: skreeonk
[9:21:40 PM] I gotta Fever: Why are you talking
[9:21:44 PM] I gotta Fever: Shut the skreeonk up
[9:22:47 PM] Dark: its ok
[9:22:47 PM] Dark: he lied
[9:22:48 PM] Dark: XD
[9:22:52 PM] General Greasy: XD
[9:22:52 PM] Taylor Greco: lolol
[9:22:58 PM] Taylor Greco: trololol
[9:24:15 PM] I gotta Fever: swear to god
[9:24:20 PM] I gotta Fever: I will find you

[HikizuruBeat]

Wow this thread popped up just in time for a random bot to aim me and say

tbabyx713: Make me cum now ...

[Gawdziller]

Wow this thread popped up just in time for a random bot to aim me and say

tbabyx713: Make me cum now ...

I'm so tempted to respond with "Well, did you?"

But I'm a gentleman first. But I'm just crude enough to let you know I was thinking it.

[Living Corpse]

Wow this thread popped up just in time for a random bot to aim me and say

tbabyx713: Make me cum now ...

I would have been so tempted to respond with "no u". I don't even care that it's a bot, I would have said that.

[HikizuruBeat]

Wow this thread popped up just in time for a random bot to aim me and say

tbabyx713: Make me cum now ...

I'm so tempted to respond with "Well, did you?"

But I'm a gentleman first. But I'm just crude enough to let you know I was thinking it.

I just casually blocked it.
How does one make a bot cum?

[King Caesar]

How does one make a bot cum?

Oh, the infinity of perverted jokes that could come for this line right here...

And nice convos, Gyaos. That first one was pretty good. I would post some of mine, but it's all on Xbox and I forget them. Figures.

[Gawdziller]

Wow this thread popped up just in time for a random bot to aim me and say

tbabyx713: Make me cum now ...

I'm so tempted to respond with "Well, did you?"

But I'm a gentleman first. But I'm just crude enough to let you know I was thinking it.

I just casually blocked it.
How does one make a bot cum?

You'd be surprised. I got stories.

[Gyaos]

[1:40:16 AM] I gotta Fever: starngly though ts Catholic
[1:40:18 AM] Dark: ur canadian
[1:40:24 AM] Dark: you guys sled all day
[1:40:28 AM] I gotta Fever: yea
[1:40:30 AM] I gotta Fever: Dude
[1:40:36 AM] I gotta Fever: tomorrow is the polar bear race
[1:40:43 AM] I gotta Fever: I been training for months
[1:40:48 AM] I gotta Fever: Im not missing that shit
[1:40:57 AM] Dark: me and frank had to do nothing for 8 hours a day and nearly die from boredom
[1:41:06 AM] I gotta Fever: well
[1:41:07 AM] Dark: of course
[1:41:12 AM] Dark: i fell asleep in math all the time
[1:41:17 AM] Dark: and still passed
[1:41:29 AM] I gotta Fever: Frank would do that thing where he sat in silence as Dreamweaver played in his head while he thought of the girl of his dreams
[1:41:33 AM] I gotta Fever: and dang
[1:41:36 AM] I gotta Fever: my weak point
[1:41:37 AM] I gotta Fever: math
[1:41:39 AM] I gotta Fever: DX
[1:41:40 AM] Dark: actually
[1:41:50 AM] Dark: me and frank passed cause the teachers felt sorry for us i think
[1:41:51 AM] Dark: XD
[1:41:55 AM] General Greasy: the 3d porn glasses from Screamers?
[1:41:56 AM] I gotta Fever: XD
[1:42:00 AM] I gotta Fever: YES
[1:42:04 AM] I gotta Fever: anyway
[1:42:06 AM] I gotta Fever: Im out
[1:42:07 AM] I gotta Fever: cya
[1:42:09 AM] General Greasy: later
[1:42:11 AM] Dark: later

I skreeonk love these skype chats

[Legionmaster]

Why everyone hates Whitney:

me 12:51 pm
Well, I think I shot myself in the foot there.

Inferno Rodan 12:51 pm
Hmm?

me 12:51 pm
Skorupi used Acupressure and got the evasion boost.
Whitney's Clefairy used Mimic and learned Acupressure.
Next turn, I got a second evasion boost.
It got one too

Inferno Rodan 12:52 pm
Lol.

me 12:53 pm
Then it metronomed Shadow Force.
After getting an Attak boost.

Inferno Rodan 12:53 pm
...Lol.
Hax.

me 12:53 pm
I was forced to switch to Whismur.

me 12:53 pm
Because Shadow Force never misses.
Then I just said "skreeonk it" and reset.
This is funny and random.
Acupressure vs. Metronome.

me 12:56 pm
skreeonk you, super effective critical hit Metronome'd Extrasensory.
It just wasted Mimic on Pin Missile too, so I was free to Acupressure away.

Inferno Rodan 12:57 pm
Lolz.

me 12:57 pm
Shuppet finished it off.
Now Miltank...

Inferno Rodan 12:57 pm
ATTACT
STOMP STOMP STOMP

me 12:58 pm
Nah, Shuppet is female.
My Screech missed though!
And then Stomp flinched me.
And then Rollout killed me.
So still hax.

Inferno Rodan 12:58 pm
Lolz.

me 12:59 pm
It's locked into rollout though, so Rock Smash away, Rhyhorn!
...
Neither dropped its defense.
And Rollout just missed.
WTF IS THIS SHIT

Inferno Rodan 12:59 pm
Lmao.

me 12:59 pm
Stomp flinch.
Stomp flinch.
Attract.
Yes.
Awesome.
FINALLY.
In love.
ROCK SMASH
(no drop, of course. When did 50% becomes 25%?)

me 1:00 pm
*super potion time awesome*
ROCK SMASH
DROP
ROCK SMASH
*super potion woo*
In love.
ROCK SMASH
drop
Stomp flinch.
Stomp flinch.
Dig dig dig...
DIG!
CRITICAL HIT KO
With 7 HP left.

Inferno Rodan 1:02 pm
Lolz.

[Mitchal]

Me harrasing kids as Amon, on Omegle.

Notice the tab of Tarzan Boy at the top. I was dancing to that. Gets a laugh out of must folks.