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Postby Hellspawn28 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:18 pm

TechnoForce wrote: I thought 20 was pushing it tbh...


Huh, you saying people at 20 already lose their virginity? I'm gonna try to keep mine until the time comes. I'm almost 21 and I never had a official girl friend.
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Postby Crocodile » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:26 pm

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TechnoForce wrote: I thought 20 was pushing it tbh...


Huh, you saying people at 20 already lose their virginity? I'm gonna try to keep mine until the time comes. I'm almost 21 and I never had a official girl friend.


I'd like to lose mine before September to be completely honest.
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Postby wataru » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:31 pm

Meh losing my virginity was a big deal. Probably because it sucked. I actually fell asleep when the gal was riding me. We'd been up all night fooling around - managed to rip a soap dish off the wall in the shower, done every position but by hour 12 I was tired and just passed out. I awoke to her grabbing and twisting my schlong going "HEY!"

She also didnt like oral (giving or getting) and had that 1970s muff. Totally killed my sex drive for 4 years. I kid you not. Lost it on 11/5/1998, didnt do it again til 12/16/2002.
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Postby Orgasmatron » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:24 pm

wataru i think youre pretty cool but sometimes i read your posts in general and just LOOOOOOOOOSER
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Postby wataru » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:26 pm

Orgasmatron wrote:wataru i think youre pretty cool but sometimes i read your posts in general and just LOOOOOOOOOSER


Shall I regale you with stories of 2004 when I spend the ENTIRE year living it up BBW-style?
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Postby Gorosaurus Rex » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:28 pm

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tymon wrote:Anyone else here had experiences with way older people?

Not way older, but a year ago, I did a few things with a girl who was three years older than I was at the time.

I was born in January of 1996. Do the math, and you'll see the reason I feel the need to be cryptic. I'm not just throwing the numbers out there, for her sake.


Dude you're like my little brothers age, and you've gotten more action than me. *Shakes fist with angry.*
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Postby Hellspawn28 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:44 pm

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Hellspawn28 wrote:
TechnoForce wrote: I thought 20 was pushing it tbh...


Huh, you saying people at 20 already lose their virginity? I'm gonna try to keep mine until the time comes. I'm almost 21 and I never had a official girl friend.


I'd like to lose mine before September to be completely honest.


I would too but I feel like I'm no rush at the moment. Seeing that there is no one that I like at the moment and that girls have no interest in me then I won't count on me losing it anytime.
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Postby omgitsgodzilla » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:12 pm

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omgitsgodzilla wrote:
tymon wrote:Anyone else here had experiences with way older people?

Not way older, but a year ago, I did a few things with a girl who was three years older than I was at the time.

I was born in January of 1996. Do the math, and you'll see the reason I feel the need to be cryptic. I'm not just throwing the numbers out there, for her sake.


Dude you're like my little brothers age, and you've gotten more action than me. *Shakes fist with angry.*

The first two fingers on my left hand took the plunge, that's the farthest it went. Of course there was other stuff as well, but as far as "distance" goes I wouldn't rate it as farther.
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Postby HikizuruBeat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:34 pm

Hellspawn28 wrote:
TechnoForce wrote: I thought 20 was pushing it tbh...


Huh, you saying people at 20 already lose their virginity? I'm gonna try to keep mine until the time comes. I'm almost 21 and I never had a official girl friend.

I honestly feel bad for males. It's like their expected to lose their virginity earlier and get ridiculed if they don't do it after 20.
Like who cares if someone gets laid or not. ?__?
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Postby Hellspawn28 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:46 pm

I pretty much agree since I know a lot of people that just want to date people to have sex with them and act like if it's some race. Bad enough that I have friends that like to brag about how they have sex around 15 and 16 years old.
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Postby King Caesar » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:21 am

omgitsgodzilla wrote:The first two fingers on my left hand took the plunge, that's the farthest it went. Of course there was other stuff as well, but as far as "distance" goes I wouldn't rate it as farther.

I've used three, so I beat you there :P But like you, that's as far as I have gone as well.
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Postby tymon » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:59 am

wataru wrote:
tymon wrote:Anyone else here had experiences with way older people?


Yes and honestly May/December relationships are doomed from the beginning. Every man has an older 'teacher'. Trust me, it wont last but it's fun while it does!


Oh trust me, we have no intention of making it last or even considering it a "relationship". We're just temporary skreeonk, and really good friends besides.
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Postby yaburu » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:21 am

I lost my virginity at 24. Not because I was waiting for the right person, but because I just was horrible at talking to women.
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Postby kikomia » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:24 am

yaburu wrote:I lost my virginity at 24. Not because I was waiting for the right person, but because I just was horrible at talking to women.


You do know you can call prostitutes, right?
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Postby Legionmaster » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:27 am

kikomia wrote:
yaburu wrote:I lost my virginity at 24. Not because I was waiting for the right person, but because I just was horrible at talking to women.


You do know you can call prostitutes, right?

24 Year olds don't have the excess money to spend on prostitutes. :/
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Postby wataru » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:31 am

Legionmaster wrote:
kikomia wrote:
yaburu wrote:I lost my virginity at 24. Not because I was waiting for the right person, but because I just was horrible at talking to women.


You do know you can call prostitutes, right?

24 Year olds don't have the excess money to spend on prostitutes. :/


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Postby kikomia » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:31 am

Legionmaster wrote:
kikomia wrote:
yaburu wrote:I lost my virginity at 24. Not because I was waiting for the right person, but because I just was horrible at talking to women.


You do know you can call prostitutes, right?

24 Year olds don't have the excess money to spend on prostitutes. :/


I'm 24 and I find this offensive.
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Postby wataru » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:55 am

When I was 24, I was bringing home like $300-$400 PER DAY, 5-6 days a week.

It's not age, it's the job.
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Postby yaburu » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:11 am

wataru wrote:When I was 24, I was bringing home like $300-$400 PER DAY, 5-6 days a week.

It's not age, it's the job.

*takes a shot*

And no, I was never able to save up any money for a hooker. Not that I would have, first time is best done with someone that actually gives a shit about you.
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Postby wataru » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:56 am

yaburu wrote:
wataru wrote:When I was 24, I was bringing home like $300-$400 PER DAY, 5-6 days a week.

It's not age, it's the job.

*takes a shot*

And no, I was never able to save up any money for a hooker. Not that I would have, first time is best done with someone that actually gives a shit about you.


Youre not paying for sex, youre paying for them to leave after.
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