What made your day?

[Tyler]

I ate like $80 worth of shrimp.

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

I ate like $80 worth of shrimp.

Aww, you lucky bastard. I rarely get shrimp but it's one of my favorite things to eat.

[Gorosaurus Rex]

Had a good time with my girlfriend last night and we both started watching this great British comedy called the IT Crowd. Rather funny. It's great dating someone who has a similar sense of humor.

[Superrex]

It's my birthday!
Seems like everyoje at TK has a birthday around this time.

[Gorosaurus Rex]

Happy Birthday good sir (or Madame...never can tell with the internetz)

[DeadpoolsbetterThanU]

Yesterday I met Billy Dee Williams!

When I walked up to him I said: "We got a lot o' nerve coming here asking' you for an autograph!" And then he looked up at me and laughed!

[King Caesar]

^ That's awesome.

No homework, got to borrow a headset for a little bit for Xbox until I get mine back, and it feels absolutely terrific out.

[wataru]

Spent the weekend with my girlfriend. I have an upset back this weekend so she came and took care of me. We had take-out Chinese and watched Harry Potter 6, then shennanigans ensued. Stayed up til midnite watching Science Channel.Then we woke up, more shennanigans. We went to the mall, had Sbarro's and Subway. Went to the comic shop in the mall, then TRIED to see the Lorax but the theatre was so full the only seats left were the front row and we couldnt handle being so close. So we BBQ'd - ribs, chicken, shrimp, burgers, 5-pepper salad and beans. Then we chilled.

[Godzilla 1995]

Spent most of my day talking to a good friend of mine. Really enjoyable, I'm glad it happened.

[G-Matt]

It's my birthday!
Seems like everyoje at TK has a birthday around this time.

Happy Birthday!

[GreenAiden555]

Holy Jesus and a stack of waffles!

In my Junior year of highschool (11th grade), I had a B, C, C (may as well call this one a D), and F in Algebra 2. I bombed that class.

In my Algebra class in college...

The program that my professor uses for our homework, for whatever reason, wasn't reading to him properly enough, and half of my class's grade for a homework assignment showed up as a 0%. Even if you had a 95% like I did, you still had a 0%. I was a victim to this.

We took a test on the 2nd. I freaked out about all of my Spring Break.

Today, my professor called us up to discuss our test and overall grade in the class. Overall, including the flub of the homework, I have a 95%, and I got a 100% on my test.

Now to wait for my Chemistry of Cooking and Flavor test grade....

[Shazam14]

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!

[HayesAJones]

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A NEW LAPTOP!

[SpanishBulldog63]

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A NEW LAPTOP

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A STOLEN NEW LAPTOP!

[Hedorah]

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A NEW LAPTOP

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A STOLEN NEW LAPTOP!

Yup totally saw this coming

[omgitsgodzilla]

This weekend I've met the most extraordinary girl...

[NSZ]

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A NEW LAPTOP

I'M ABOUT TO STEAL A STOLEN NEW LAPTOP!

These kind of jokes actually brighten my day, makes me a grinning idiot.

[Fairy Mothra]

I had the day off so I spent the afternoon with my boyfriend before he went to work (which is rare, because he usually works mornings/afternoons and I work nights, so we tend to just miss each other and not see one another until 11 or 12 at night).

Then after he left I cleaned the fish tank, washed some of my My Little Ponies' hair, and dicked around on the internet.

Feels good man.

[Giga Kaiju]

Adjusting the change of Time kind of ruined my day but im eating Pizza in a few moments.
Pizza makes a day so much better.

[Cimmerian Dragon]

Then after he left I cleaned the fish tank, washed some of my My Little Ponies' hair, and dicked around on the internet.

Feels good man.

Can ladies "dick around"?

Sorry, I just had to ask. I'll behave now.