What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

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- Godzilla pummeling a (what he had assumed to be) unconscious Kong in the face with his tail and burying him in rocks.
- Godzilla attacking Mothra for literally no reason in GvstSM.
- Mechagodzilla casually destroying some houses while simultaneously taking on King Caesar and Godzilla without even looking at them.
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GMK Godzilla steping over and over again on Baragon.
Kamacuras disturbing Minya.
Hedorah using his sludge on a hill towards Godzilla.
Godzilla Clapping and mocking King Kong.
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Godzilla and Rodan in GHIDRAH THE THREE-HEADED MONSTER.
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Titanosaurus trying to break open Godzilla's jaws in TOMG after being stunned by Titano's punches
Gamera using Zigra's spines as instruments by hitting them with a club and then dancing like a drunken idiot after doing so

Mgealon & Gigan laughing at Godzilla & Jet Jaguar being trapped in a wall of flames
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menschenjaeger wrote:So I'm going to say Godzilla taunting Ebirah with his own severed arm.
This one is just hilariously mean-spirited. "Hey remember when you used to be able to do this? HA HA" It kind of reminds me of in the original King Kong, when Kong goofs around with the T-Rex's jaw after he kills it. It all kind of comes together when you remember that Ebirah was originally written as a Toho Kong picture.
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Anything with King Ghidorah, Spacegodzilla, Destoroyah, Gigan, Rodan, Megalon, Hedorah, Orga, Megaguirus, Monsters X, Keizer Ghidorah, Gabara, Ebirah, Kumonga, Kamacuras, Mechagodzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Kameobas, Kiryu, Anguirus, Godzilla, Rodan, Biollante, Mecha-King Ghidorah, King Kong, Battra, Manda, Gorosaurus, Baragon, Varan, Zone Fighter, Grand King Ghidorah, Rodan, Death Ghidorah, Mothra Leo, Zilla, Jet Jaguar, Ganimes, Gezora, Oodako, Ultraman, Red King, Gamera, Legion, Gyaos, Ultraseven, Ultraman Leo, Gomora, ect. :oops:

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The dick moment that pisses me off the most is where Ultraman defeats Jamila then watches the poor creature die :(
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Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.

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Ultraman is definitely one of the biggest dicks in the kaiju universe. Here are my top 3:

1. Ultraman beating up Gabadon even though a bunch of kids from the neighborhood begged him to stop. All Gabadon wanted to do was just to sleep.

2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.

3. Spacegodzilla levitating a defenseless Little Godzilla in mid-air to a crystal prison in front of Godzilla. SG had to be a dick and attack Godzilla's son in front of him. If SG was smart, he should have put Godzilla in the prison first, but that's an even douchier move.
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GodzillaXGomoraFight wrote:
2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.
Sure it was. The Simeons wanted to take over the world, and Anguirus tried to stop them. Therefore, Mechagodzilla needed to ensure that Anguirus wouldn't be a threat. Neutralizing his main weapon is an easy way to do that.
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HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related
Poor Gomora. All he wanted to do in the end was play a little ball with the Ultramen.
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Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.
This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related
That's horrible! I genuinely feel sad for Gomora. :cry:
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I can't remember what Ultra monster it was, but the monster mocked Ultraman. It did its arms like Ultraman does when he fired the specium beam. That was just mean.
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Shazam14 wrote:
This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related
Yes. Yes, it does. The exploding rock was pretty cool, though.
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Gomora didn't deserve that.
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1. Godzilla tossing rocks and smacking an unconscious Kong with his tail.
2. Hedorah cackling (gurgling?) as he dumps his sludge into the pit Godzilla's in.
3. Ultraman taunting Jirass with his frill that he ripped off.

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Ya' know, I think there's a fine line between being a dick and pure sadism that a lot of people are just hopping over here. I don't think I could rip another person's arms off and slap them around with it while dismembering them with my free hand and only be labeled an asshole.

Eh, just me.

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