What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby TokyoVigilante » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:24 pm

- Godzilla pummeling a (what he had assumed to be) unconscious Kong in the face with his tail and burying him in rocks.
- Godzilla attacking Mothra for literally no reason in GvstSM.
- Mechagodzilla casually destroying some houses while simultaneously taking on King Caesar and Godzilla without even looking at them.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Giga Kaiju » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:26 pm

GMK Godzilla steping over and over again on Baragon.
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Hedorah using his sludge on a hill towards Godzilla.
Godzilla Clapping and mocking King Kong.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tamura » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:00 pm

Godzilla and Rodan in GHIDRAH THE THREE-HEADED MONSTER.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Julia Bristow » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:34 pm

Titanosaurus trying to break open Godzilla's jaws in TOMG after being stunned by Titano's punches
Gamera using Zigra's spines as instruments by hitting them with a club and then dancing like a drunken idiot after doing so

Mgealon & Gigan laughing at Godzilla & Jet Jaguar being trapped in a wall of flames
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby hammysammy59 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:23 pm

menschenjaeger wrote:So I'm going to say Godzilla taunting Ebirah with his own severed arm.


This one is just hilariously mean-spirited. "Hey remember when you used to be able to do this? HA HA" It kind of reminds me of in the original King Kong, when Kong goofs around with the T-Rex's jaw after he kills it. It all kind of comes together when you remember that Ebirah was originally written as a Toho Kong picture.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby KaijuSinCritic » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:32 pm

Anything with King Ghidorah, Spacegodzilla, Destoroyah, Gigan, Rodan, Megalon, Hedorah, Orga, Megaguirus, Monsters X, Keizer Ghidorah, Gabara, Ebirah, Kumonga, Kamacuras, Mechagodzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Kameobas, Kiryu, Anguirus, Godzilla, Rodan, Biollante, Mecha-King Ghidorah, King Kong, Battra, Manda, Gorosaurus, Baragon, Varan, Zone Fighter, Grand King Ghidorah, Rodan, Death Ghidorah, Mothra Leo, Zilla, Jet Jaguar, Ganimes, Gezora, Oodako, Ultraman, Red King, Gamera, Legion, Gyaos, Ultraseven, Ultraman Leo, Gomora, ect. :oops:

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Godzilla1703 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:46 pm

The dick moment that pisses me off the most is where Ultraman defeats Jamila then watches the poor creature die :(
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby HayesAJones » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:40 pm

Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:43 pm

Ultraman is definitely one of the biggest dicks in the kaiju universe. Here are my top 3:

1. Ultraman beating up Gabadon even though a bunch of kids from the neighborhood begged him to stop. All Gabadon wanted to do was just to sleep.

2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.

3. Spacegodzilla levitating a defenseless Little Godzilla in mid-air to a crystal prison in front of Godzilla. SG had to be a dick and attack Godzilla's son in front of him. If SG was smart, he should have put Godzilla in the prison first, but that's an even douchier move.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby JAGzilla » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:49 pm

GodzillaXGomoraFight wrote:
2. Mechagodzilla beating the crap out of Anguirus and then capping it off with breaking his jaw. Wasn't necessary whatsoever.


Sure it was. The Simeons wanted to take over the world, and Anguirus tried to stop them. Therefore, Mechagodzilla needed to ensure that Anguirus wouldn't be a threat. Neutralizing his main weapon is an easy way to do that.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby ゴジラ » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:08 pm

HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby KaijuSinCritic » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:17 pm

ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Breakdown » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:46 pm

ゴジラ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


He's more of an ironic dick, he does dick-ish things without knowing(sometimes) in the name of good lol.
But I have to say that Belial is the embodiment and definition of the word "dick" lol.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:48 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related

Poor Gomora. All he wanted to do in the end was play a little ball with the Ultramen.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby James23873 » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:05 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related


That's horrible! I genuinely feel sad for Gomora. :cry:
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby edgaguirus » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:33 pm

I can't remember what Ultra monster it was, but the monster mocked Ultraman. It did its arms like Ultraman does when he fired the specium beam. That was just mean.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby JAGzilla » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:48 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related


Yes. Yes, it does. The exploding rock was pretty cool, though.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby edgaguirus » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:01 pm

Gomora didn't deserve that.
Kaiju are just like people- giant, radioactive people.

Megalon went into a bar and saw Gigan. Megalon said, " Again? I thought you gave this up."
" What can I say," Gigan asked. " I'm hooked."

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Megalon-5 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm

1. Godzilla tossing rocks and smacking an unconscious Kong with his tail.
2. Hedorah cackling (gurgling?) as he dumps his sludge into the pit Godzilla's in.
3. Ultraman taunting Jirass with his frill that he ripped off.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby HayesAJones » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:45 pm

Ya' know, I think there's a fine line between being a dick and pure sadism that a lot of people are just hopping over here. I don't think I could rip another person's arms off and slap them around with it while dismembering them with my free hand and only be labeled an asshole.

Eh, just me.


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